Genius. . Things that you are ashamed I' ll start: About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown u
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Things that you are ashamed
I' ll start:
About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown used
to, but this fart really fucking stank- Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with shit mixed in. I was sick and
tired of having farts smell SC) terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait fer it to
disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my diet to better influence my smells? No, I did not. I
took what I considered to be the alternative mute.
I stuck a mint up my ass.
leisured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server a hairjob redissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making
my farts the kind that grills would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn' t work out the whythe dissolved mint would be
absorbed into the walls.
Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being ofa scientific mind, I decided this would be where I' d prove my hypothesis, SC) I
let her rip.
Oh god. It wasn' t a fart. It was a fucking butt sneeze.
The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was mixed with shit, and it was all sver my boxers and running down my
leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing
experience, and sne I wouldn' t want to relive.
However, it was worth the noting:
That shit jelly smelled fucking aweosme.
oh dear god-.
Elly)
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#31 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [+] (2 replies)
oh DEAR GOD
i laughed so hard my cat came over to see what the fuck was up
#59 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
so he lost his anal virginity to a mint?
#45 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Am I the only one that laughed only after the next person said "Oh dear God..."?


XD
#30 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
what's /b/ ?
User avatar #32 to #30 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/21/2009) [-]
The board after /a/
#87 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
wow u need an effing life
User avatar #88 to #87 - CrushOrange (11/22/2009) [-]
And you need a bat to the face.....
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User avatar #29 - irongator (11/21/2009) [-]
Butt Sneeze ?
#94 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [+] (1 reply)
I guess he *puts on shades* shouldnt have been shitting around!
#96 to #94 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
/facepalm
#6 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
normally when i say lol it means i smirked a little; but that actually made me laugh so much my eyes watered!
User avatar #1 - TeenReadersFan (11/21/2009) [-]
Oh jesus fucking christ that was funny as hell
#92 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
it took 20 min to read. as soon as i said butt sneeze i laughed so hard i couldn't read the rest
#101 to #92 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Jesus, are you a retard? 20 mins? holy shit!!!!!!
User avatar #77 - instalation (11/22/2009) [+] (4 replies)
what does /b/ meen? send a message to my account saying plz
#79 to #77 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
I'll just tell you here because plenty of other newfags are probably wondering the same thing: /b/ is the name for the "random" board on 4Chan, where this came from. On /b/, there's a few things like this completely buried in amateur porn. Don't go there unless you're already fucked up.
User avatar #23 - sgtpaint (11/21/2009) [+] (2 replies)
ass mints! you can call them asprin.
#21 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
The obvious solution? Next time, shove the mint in really deep. BTW new word: Shint.
#8 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
i couldnt stop laughing for half an hour! lmao
#70 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
omg that is the funniest thing thats been on here in ages!!!!!!!!!!
#51 - anonymous (11/22/2009) [-]
Lol i was gonna change my name butt to late =D I love how this guy got soo many people to stick mints up there ass whole =D hes a legend now i cant get anyone to do shit =D lol New word thats been said
"shint"
User avatar #38 - jakibunny (11/22/2009) [-]
I think my lungs just bursted.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life!!!
#3 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
I accually Lol'd
#75 - Gamerdude **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
Funniest poop/fart related thing since "lolzeeze"
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