Genius. . Things that you are ashamed I' ll start: About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown u
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Genius

Things that you are ashamed
I' ll start:
About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown used
to, but this fart really ******* stank- Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with **** mixed in. I was sick and
tired of having farts smell SC) terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait fer it to
disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my diet to better influence my smells? No, I did not. I
took what I considered to be the alternative mute.
I stuck a mint up my ass.
leisured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server a hairjob redissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making
my farts the kind that grills would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn' t work out the whythe dissolved mint would be
absorbed into the walls.
Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being ofa scientific mind, I decided this would be where I' d prove my hypothesis, SC) I
let her rip.
Oh god. It wasn' t a fart. It was a ******* butt sneeze.
The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was mixed with **** , and it was all sver my boxers and running down my
leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing
experience, and sne I wouldn' t want to relive.
However, it was worth the noting:
That **** jelly smelled ******* aweosme.
oh dear god-.
Elly)
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#31 - Common Pepe (11/21/2009) [+] (2 replies)
oh DEAR GOD
i laughed so hard my cat came over to see what the **** was up
#33 to #31 - LazyGamer **User deleted account** (11/21/2009) [-]
Your cat is ******* cool...My cat won't do **** unless it's out of food.
#30 - Common Pepe (11/21/2009) [+] (1 reply)
what's /b/ ?
User avatar #32 to #30 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/21/2009) [-]
The board after /a/
#87 - Common Pepe (11/22/2009) [+] (2 replies)
wow u need an effing life
User avatar #88 to #87 - CrushOrange ONLINE (11/22/2009) [-]
And you need a bat to the face.....
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User avatar #29 - irongator (11/21/2009) [-]
Butt Sneeze ?
User avatar #1 - TeenReadersFan (11/21/2009) [-]
Oh jesus ******* christ that was funny as hell
User avatar #23 - sgtpaint (11/21/2009) [+] (2 replies)
ass mints! you can call them asprin.
User avatar #38 - jakibunny (11/22/2009) [-]
I think my lungs just bursted.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life!!!
#75 - Gamerdude **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
Funniest poop/fart related thing since "lolzeeze"
User avatar #68 - PrimeTimeCigarillo (11/22/2009) [+] (3 replies)
I guess one could say that
*puts on sunglasses*
It was minty fresh.
YEEEAAAAHHH!!!
User avatar #80 to #68 - AntiDisneyMovement (11/22/2009) [-]
Yeah....No
User avatar #42 - GodxSpeed (11/22/2009) [-]
This was the first time I'd ever seen the word "Buttsneeze."
I laughed my ass off to the point of not breathing.
User avatar #102 - KillerBunny (11/22/2009) [-]
...there goes my lunch
User avatar #83 - CrushOrange ONLINE (11/22/2009) [-]
Shwing!
User avatar #69 - demonbunny (11/22/2009) [-]
I wonder what would happen if he put some coke up there too.
#11 - Lollercoaster (11/21/2009) [-]
I AM DEF GOING TO TRY THIS. lol maybe not but im tempted just to see what it would be like XD
User avatar #40 - Kittyluver (11/22/2009) [-]
that was one of the funniest things I've ever read! XD
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#111 to #98 - ramonaxox (11/26/2009) [-]
It's the random board on 4chan.
#54 - Common Pepe (11/22/2009) [+] (8 replies)
im not a user of 4chan but would anyone mind telling me what /b/ is?
User avatar #66 to #61 - phoneman (11/22/2009) [-]
The level of ignorance and newfaggotry in this reply amuses me
#81 - Common Pepe (11/22/2009) [-]
that person is my hero
#5 - Common Pepe (11/21/2009) [-]
Lmfao!!!
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