Genius. . Things that you are ashamed I' ll start: About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown u


Things that you are ashamed
I' ll start:
About half an hour ago, I faded- Sitting at my computer as I do most ofthe time, this is something Ne grown used
to, but this fart really ******* stank- Seriously, it was like eleven dead animals with **** mixed in. I was sick and
tired of having farts smell SC) terrible. But did I do what the sensible person would do, and get up and wait fer it to
disperse, perhaps taking with me the resolution to change my diet to better influence my smells? No, I did not. I
took what I considered to be the alternative mute.
I stuck a mint up my ass.
leisured that, since it dissolves in saliva, my ass would server a hairjob redissolving it, thus lining the end of my colon with a nice minty extract and making
my farts the kind that grills would like to make out with. Somwhere along the line, however, I apparently didn' t work out the whythe dissolved mint would be
absorbed into the walls.
Anyway, around 20 minutes passed, and I had to fart again. Being ofa scientific mind, I decided this would be where I' d prove my hypothesis, SC) I
let her rip.
Oh god. It wasn' t a fart. It was a ******* butt sneeze.
The mint had been dissolved, that much was clear. But what was left was mixed with **** , and it was all sver my boxers and running down my
leg as I ran to the bathroom. I cleaned up my boxers as best i could, scrubbed my leg, and tossed the underwear in the wash. So overall an embarrassing
experience, and sne I wouldn' t want to relive.
However, it was worth the noting:
That **** jelly smelled ******* aweosme.
oh dear god-.
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#31 - anon (11/21/2009) [-]
i laughed so hard my cat came over to see what the **** was up
#33 to #31 - LazyGamer **User deleted account** (11/21/2009) [-]
Your cat is ******* cool...My cat won't do **** unless it's out of food.
#46 to #33 - anon (11/22/2009) [-]
haha that was halarious n my dog is the fukin same but my dog was ****** lookin around like if the police came like WTF
#59 - anon (11/22/2009) [-]
so he lost his anal virginity to a mint?
#45 - anon (11/22/2009) [-]
Am I the only one that laughed only after the next person said "Oh dear God..."?

#6 - anon (11/21/2009) [-]
normally when i say lol it means i smirked a little; but that actually made me laugh so much my eyes watered!
#21 - anon (11/21/2009) [-]
The obvious solution? Next time, shove the mint in really deep. BTW new word: Shint.
#28 to #21 - anon (11/21/2009) [-]
Haha shints
#8 - anon (11/21/2009) [-]
i couldnt stop laughing for half an hour! lmao
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User avatar #29 - irongator (11/21/2009) [-]
Butt Sneeze ?
#70 - anon (11/22/2009) [-]
omg that is the funniest thing thats been on here in ages!!!!!!!!!!
#51 - anon (11/22/2009) [-]
Lol i was gonna change my name butt to late =D I love how this guy got soo many people to stick mints up there ass whole =D hes a legend now i cant get anyone to do **** =D lol New word thats been said
User avatar #38 - jakibunny (11/22/2009) [-]
I think my lungs just bursted.

That is the funniest thing I have ever read in my life!!!
#78 - anon (11/22/2009) [-]
o god.....
#75 - Gamerdude **User deleted account** (11/22/2009) [-]
Funniest poop/fart related thing since "lolzeeze"
User avatar #42 - GodxSpeed (11/22/2009) [-]
This was the first time I'd ever seen the word "Buttsneeze."
I laughed my ass off to the point of not breathing.
#7 - anon (11/21/2009) [-]
Epic ******* win!
User avatar #1 - TeenReadersFan (11/21/2009) [-]
Oh jesus ******* christ that was funny as hell
User avatar #102 - KillerBunny (11/22/2009) [-]
...there goes my lunch
User avatar #83 - CrushOrange (11/22/2009) [-]
User avatar #69 - demonbunny (11/22/2009) [-]
I wonder what would happen if he put some coke up there too.
#11 - Lollercoaster (11/21/2009) [-]
I AM DEF GOING TO TRY THIS. lol maybe not but im tempted just to see what it would be like XD
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