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Things That Kids Write

The Things Kids write
number of Primary were doing a project on "The
Children were asked to draw pictures, or write about
theeir' experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results, and put
toegether some of the comments that were funny, and some
Ihat were sad. Here are some of them.
The kids were aged between 5 and 8 years.
ithis is a. picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles.
age 6)
inhales are animals, not fish. If they don' t get air they
ccan drown, eike my brother did East summer'. (David age 7)
oysters are cabbed pear's. (James age 6)
A dorphin breaths through an arsehole on the top of it' s
My untile goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back
with c: age 6)
Some fiish are dangerous. fiish can sting. Electric
eeis can give you a shock. They have to aive in caves
under the sea where I think they have to pfug themselves
into chargers. (Christopher age 7)
My mum has fish nets, but doesn' t catch any fish. (Laura
age 5)
When you go swimming in the sea, " is very , and "
makes my .
Kevin age 6)
Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two
divers can' t go down abone, so they have to go down on
each other. (Becky age 8)
on holiday my Mum went water skeining. She off when she
was going very fast. She says she won' t do it again
bbecause water shot up her Fanny. Carrie age 7) -
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#12 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
for americans here,
a fanny in the uk is a vagina,
cause i know over there its an ass
#16 to #12 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
OMEGA FAIL
User avatar #17 to #16 - llcoolz (11/21/2009) [-]
no fail to all of u who said fail. damn does that mean i get a fail? .__.
User avatar #21 to #17 - rawrimmatiger (11/21/2009) [-]
Thank you llcoolz, how was this a fail? I'm in America and there are different slangs we use than in the UK

Crisps=Chips
Dude=Bloke
(and now thank you anon12) Fanny=vag
Mum=Mom
#40 to #21 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
I only found out wat was fanny wen I watched Billy Elliot my friends told me wat it was...
#42 to #21 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
don't forget that while crisps are chips, chips are fries! lol
but crisps are not fries...
User avatar #13 to #12 - FAISCISTBUG (11/21/2009) [-]
fail
User avatar #15 to #13 - VivaLaUnum (11/21/2009) [-]
Epic fail
#30 to #15 - Serbis (11/21/2009) [-]
OOOO-MEGA PHAIL!
#3 - Rascal (11/20/2009) [-]
Luvz becky age 8
lolzzz
User avatar #25 - anguhluhz (11/21/2009) [-]
aww Christopher age 7,
the one about the eels plugging into chargers, soooo cute!!!

I think some have been altered... srsly..
User avatar #14 - FAISCISTBUG (11/21/2009) [-]
nvm about the comment below i read it wrong
User avatar #9 - CuteBabeRoxy (11/21/2009) [-]
i liked the testicles one and the last one
User avatar #26 - JoeTheRooster (11/21/2009) [-]
lol Kevin age 6
#31 to #26 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
u like watching young, tiny dicks?
#19 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
billy age 6 LMAO
#61 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
that is the funniest **** ever some were cute and others were sad and he'll always be in your heart david and kevin dont try to do a girl during cold wheather.
User avatar #23 - Saint (11/21/2009) [-]
Kids write the darndest things.
#7 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
I also have eight testicles!
#27 to #7 - dylasaurus (11/21/2009) [-]
My friend lost his in a hunting accident can he borrow two plzzzzzz!?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #18 to #7 - RJstacy (11/21/2009) [-]
you might want to see a doctor about that
#24 to #18 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
Or a nurse......*elbow nudge* ah. Get it? Nurse, 8 testicles. Cus the.....ah yeah you get it.
User avatar #35 - futuramafan (11/21/2009) [-]
ahahaha the 2nd to last one!
User avatar #6 - Electric Shaman (11/21/2009) [-]
Kids write the darnest things!

Capatcha: Shank
#60 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
lol realy funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol thumbs up defo lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
#39 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
i bet david makes for an awkward situation
#1 - Rascal (11/20/2009) [-]
That's amazing~

Kids are so hilarious most of the time lol
#2 - Rascal (11/20/2009) [-]
This **** is so fake
#20 to #2 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
ur mum is so fake
#55 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
That is funny!
#38 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
Kevin (Age 7)

D:
#46 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
#28 - Rascal (11/21/2009) [-]
oh my goodness theyre adorable!
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