That's Nothing

#125 - anonymous (12/27/2009)

Achievement Reached

#122 - anonymous (11/25/2009)

an essay on what? shut the fuck up.

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#120 - anonymous (11/23/2009)

Thats nothing, I once killed Hitler with poison

#113 - anonymous (11/22/2009)

Dus that mean he's a woman if he has a penis 3 feet away from him?

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#115 to #113 - GenghisJohn (11/22/2009)

no...it means he has something you'll neeeeeever have to worry about :) A big penis!

you stupid fucking twat of a fucking honkey bitch ass cracker bitch.

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#116 to #115 - Grimmis (11/23/2009)

"bitch ass cracker bitch" where the fuck did you go to school at? the mental hospital for retarded niggers?

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#117 to #116 - anonymous (11/23/2009)

of course not.......niggers cant get into school

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#123 to #117 - anonymous (11/26/2009)

u shut the fuck up racist bitch. im not even black. thats fucking racist. go to a mental hospital for cock-suckers

#124 to #123 - anonymous (11/26/2009)

the more and more u curse the funnier and stupider u look so keep on fighting its keeping me and probably other people very amused =D

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#118 to #117 - anonymous (11/23/2009)

This page just freaking made my day.

#109 - anonymous (11/21/2009)

omgggg...........dats so........scaaaaaaab

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#101 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

FAT BEN MADE MANY LITTLE POOPLETS BEFORE LETTING OUT ONE BIG MONSTER TURD THAT STUNK UP THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE DIED FROM SUFFOCATION BECAUSE THE ESSENCE OF POO WAS TO GREAT FOR ANY MERE MORTAL TO HANDLE AND CHUCK NORRIS AND FAT BEN WAS THE ONLY SURVIVORS BUT IT WAS BECAUSE CHUCK NORRIS WENT TO MARS TO ROUNDHOUSE KICK ALIENS AND WHEN HE GOT BACK THE POO POO SMELLS WERE GONE BUT EVERYONE WAS DEAD AND IT WAS LIKE OMG WHAT HAPPENED HERE BUT HE SAW ONE OF FAT BENS LEGENDARY FLYING TURDS AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKED IT AND HE GOT POO ALL OVER HIS SHOES BUT THEN WIPED IT OFF AND THEN HE GOT ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND POPPED A WHEELIE AND RODE REALLY FAST UNTIL HE GOT TO FAT BENS HOUSE AND THEY HAD AN EPIC FIGHT BUT THEY BOTH BECAME FRIENDS INSTEAD. END.

#110 to #101 - anonymous (11/21/2009)

omg no one wants to know..... btw how were you there if everyone died? dumbass

#112 to #110 - gbpgbp (11/21/2009)

ty for feeding the troll....

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#94 - guitarp (11/20/2009)

Hitler strikes again.... from beyond the grave...

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#91 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

thats nothing i once berped and divided by zero with chuck norris using the triforce and mario fucked toad and won a cookie!

#103 to #91 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

thats nothing i once ate so much that i mooned the sun and starter a soler eclipes

#106 to #103 - Mrah (11/21/2009)

that's nothing i made love to a chicken on the motorway while dodging all the hummers in on the road just by spitting on it from 20 feet away

#107 to #106 - anonymous (11/21/2009)

That's nothing. I once fought of an army of angry monkies while dodging a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris while Billy Mays screamed in my ear about Oxy Clean

#108 to #107 - anonymous (11/21/2009)

That's nothing. I teabagged a not-quite-dead zombie.

And I still have my nuts.

#111 to #108 - anonymous (11/21/2009)

COMBO BREAKER!

#114 to #111 - shadowbolt (11/22/2009)

That's nothing, I once ate cyanide tablets and shot poison through my eyes.....like a frog....

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#89 - Joshic (11/20/2009)

im going to get thumbs down for thiscomment but

The holacost was no laughing matter, we were reading a book in school called "hannas sutcase" its a true sotry, and it was awfule

they shit the nazis did,

one of our teahcers started crying when he was reading it :P

#126 to #89 - anonymous (12/31/2009)

your a faggot

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#104 to #89 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Grammar Nazis strike at random (Get it? Nazis?)

You spelled "Holocaust" wrong, along with "suitcase" and "story" and "awful". And "teachers". Honestly, how do you misspell "story"?

#105 to #104 - Joshic (11/20/2009)

oh shit, i red "replyed to 89" and thoughht tht was his comment number :/

#119 to #105 - anonymous (11/23/2009)

Maybe don't post things on the internet anymore, or at least consult with a physician to ensure that whatever is wrong with you isn't contagious, in any way, through any means of transmission. And for goodness sake, never think about breeding, go win a darwin award as soon as possible.

#98 to #89 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

i said it before and ill say it again. 4chan - the only place where jokes about the holocaust are funny :) beautiful :)

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#95 to #89 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Thanks for that! We all didn't know the fucking HOLOCAUST was a true story!

#97 to #95 - Joshic (11/20/2009)

89: stfu, we know
we are saying the books were a true story you dumbfuck

#102 to #97 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Jw, but did you just tell yourself to shut the fuck up?

#93 to #89 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

No jokes man, I agree. I read that book just because you recomended it. You should try reading "Counting the Stars" it's not depth detail but it is about a Jewish girl hiding with here family... no it is not Anne Frank... But i do share a birthday with anne frank

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#82 - OsamaBinLlama (11/20/2009)

Guys never take a joke too far
no matter how funny it is
Hitler learned that the hard way...

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#83 to #82 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

it seems that
*puts on glasses*
your a jew.
YEEEAAAAHH!!!!

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#85 to #83 - OsamaBinLlama (11/20/2009)

no mate its a joke, get ur head out of ur ass and get a sense of humour,

if i wanted to listen to an asshole id fart

#90 to #85 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Your PMSing from a hitler joke when your name is osamabinlama... nice.

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#88 to #85 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

it seems that
*puts on glasses*
my comment got your emotions going.
YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!

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#92 to #88 - Redzero (11/20/2009)

It smells like
*puts on and then takes off glasses*
someone needs some soap
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

#81 - bsomazzi (11/20/2009)

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#80 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

It's humorous because Hitler ordered Nazis to kill 6 million Jews, many who died in gas chambers. haha, get it?

me neither.

#87 to #80 - FAISCISTBUG (11/20/2009)

i thought it was better off without captain obvious but seeing your comment it seems like we actually need him

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#74 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Thats not fuckin funny at all u fucking rasists. Suck on tha fuckin biches. By the way, Thats nothin I once.....

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#77 to #74 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

all except jews arent a rcae moron....

#99 to #77 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Ya Judaism is a religion lol

#72 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

fail, this is a repost

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#71 - ThePhilosopher (11/20/2009)

That's nothing.
Merely the smell of my penis once made a girl orgasm.

#86 to #71 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Yeeeaaah, that's pretty much the opposite of the kind of jokes up there. So you fail.

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#63 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

That's nothing, i have killed every girl i tried to have sex with, because the smell of my balls when i take off my pants.

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#69 to #63 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

dude...no

#59 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

It's funny cause Hitler's an idiot. xD

#96 to #59 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Which is why he ended up president of germany, lead a 6 year war, and held a contract with russia. Im not saying he did anything right but he was a genius. Just like Napoleon. Genius but bad choices. go run into traffic now please

#68 to #59 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

he was a genius, he never did anything, he gave commands to the Nazi's
LEARN YOUR FACTS OF THE GERMANS, JEWIS, HITLER, & NAZI'S
^-^ thanx yall

#73 to #68 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Obviously you know NOTHING. anyway Hitler was a pretty smart guy but he killed A BUNCH of people. And thats bad, but if he was good, he could probably be a good military leader for the US

#84 to #73 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Ugh! Do you have, like, multiple personality disorder? Quit fighting yourself, anonymous!

#65 to #59 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Your an idiot tbh ! im not takin hitlerss sidee or anythinn .. but wht the : Thats Nothing.

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#61 to #59 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Naw, he orchestrated the revival of the German economy after the Great Depression. If he had died or lost power before WW2, he would have been known in history as a hero. He had actually been Time Magazine's man of 1939 or something.

#121 to #61 - anonymous (11/24/2009)

so we should have tried killing him BEFORE WW2 . . . . an i'm not being sarcastic

#70 to #61 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

Yeah, but so was Vladimir Putin.

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#64 to #61 - anonymous (11/20/2009)

that is an interesting perspective