body language. . Worm. this actually feels nice, I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, it I' m really quiet I think I pan stick it in ag
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body language

Worm. this actually feels
nice, I could see this
maybe going
somewhere. But more
importantly, it I' m really
quiet I think I pan stick
it in again while she' s
still sleeping.,
God dammit. I Knew I
shouldn' t have ignored
the fact that she had
more armpit hair than
me., Gr that half-
formed Eliseo.
Owhh crap. Uh crap oh
crap oh crap. I cait
believe I used the 'let/ s
be more than just
Friends' line to get laid.
Dr the 'you understand
me better than anyone
else' line. Cir the 'I
want you to be my
girlfriend after this' line.
Elk, don' t panic. She
doesn' t know the
condom broke. She
totally mold have
gotten it trom someone
else. Just play it cool,
and she' ll never HOLY
**** THIS IS BAD.
THIS. IS. SAD.
tok, seriously. That has
NEVER happened
before, Iswear. I' m
usually a two, three
hour kind of guy. I was
just nervous because I
like you so much. Oh
Please don' t leave. My
roommate. beats me
when you' re not here.
forget it, I
never even had an
erection in the first
place. Now please
leave so I can strangle
myself with the bra
you' re eon leniently
going to forget.
ii_ _ So baby, wag it Quad
Don' t judge me.
BODY LANGUAGE
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#18 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
once u go blue, u gonna need a wheel chair
#19 to #18 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
i lol'd
#25 to #19 - rawrblah (11/14/2009) [-]
i rofl'd
#26 to #25 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
i lmao'd
#28 to #26 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
I rofllmao'd haha i win!!
#29 to #28 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
i roflcoppterlmao'd
User avatar #31 to #29 - SuperTroopers (11/14/2009) [-]
i just laughed.
User avatar #41 to #29 - SammichMakerLady (11/14/2009) [-]
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.
User avatar #40 to #29 - Kittyluver (11/14/2009) [-]
I LI'd (laughed inside)
User avatar #30 - sgtpaint (11/14/2009) [-]
if the wheelchairs a' rockin, dont come a'knockin
#4 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
rofl "dont judge me"
#24 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
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#32 to #24 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
lol lol lol
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#37 to #32 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
lol lol lol lol lol lol
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#36 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
Looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
He is ******
YYYEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
#6 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
haha " **** . me."
#12 to #6 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
Wrong choice of words there.
#10 to #6 - iLuld **User deleted account** (11/14/2009) [-]
I wonder what would happen without the full stop
#1 - waterninja (11/13/2009) [-]
epic win
User avatar #13 - koocluks (11/14/2009) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS
#15 to #13 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
Chuck norris likes balls on his chin
User avatar #20 to #15 - KingShooey (11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, balls on his chin likes Chuck Norris!
User avatar #22 to #20 - OnlyInRussia (11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, you took my line
User avatar #38 to #22 - vampireragdoll (11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, line takes you.
#35 to #15 - FFVIIPWNS (11/14/2009) [-]
ENGLISH MOTHER ****** ! DO YOU SPEAK IT???
#39 to #35 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Russian speaks you.
#14 to #13 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
If your implying that chuck norris was that man then you r rong because chuck norris never ***** a fat chick
User avatar #11 - Nathan Explosion (11/14/2009) [-]
But its my mission to you know...plant my seed...
accept with the psycho ones...
#47 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
its gotta be hard to sleep with that lady bringing her wheelchair into bed
#43 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
lmao "Or that half formed ballsac"
#17 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
aww that was kinda funny i guss
#34 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
lol this so funny
#7 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
Remeber kids, wait until you're married.
#9 to #7 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
How many people do U think wait till there married?
#21 to #9 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
pwned.
#44 to #9 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
Actually, I plan to, I'm not that desperate nor am I a fag so does that remove your list of insults to me? By the way, yes I am a guy.
#46 to #44 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
your missing out on life bud...
and its because you have a small dick and your scared.
#51 to #46 - anon (11/17/2009) [-]
so no, it doesn't remove the list





p.s. homophobs go to hell.
#2 - anon (11/13/2009) [-]
IS TRUE RITE I NO N STUF DOOD TOTALEE
#5 to #2 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
umm...wat?
#8 to #2 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
Translation: "It's true, right? I know about this stuff dude, and it's totally like this." You're welcome ;)
#3 to #2 - anon (11/13/2009) [-]
What. The. Hell. Speak English! Holy **** ....
#27 - anon (11/14/2009) [-]
The very first one so reminds me of my one night stand wit my guy friend, i just told him to rape me in my sleep since i was so tird from F***kin 10 min ago XD lol
#52 - decidoo (09/10/2012) [-]
ah lol good laughs
User avatar #50 - Refreshing (11/16/2009) [-]
Lol...
User avatar #49 - id fuck (11/14/2009) [-]
haha awesome
User avatar #48 - SuperTroopers (11/14/2009) [-]
"Don't judge me"
haha funniest thing everrrrrr!
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