body language. . Worm. this actually feels nice, I could see this maybe going somewhere. But more importantly, it I' m really quiet I think I pan stick it in ag body language Worm this actually feels nice I could see maybe going somewhere But more importantly it I' m really quiet think pan stick in ag
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Worm. this actually feels
nice, I could see this
maybe going
somewhere. But more
importantly, it I' m really
quiet I think I pan stick
it in again while she' s
still sleeping.,
God dammit. I Knew I
shouldn' t have ignored
the fact that she had
more armpit hair than
me., Gr that half-
formed Eliseo.
Owhh crap. Uh crap oh
crap oh crap. I cait
believe I used the 'let/ s
be more than just
Friends' line to get laid.
Dr the 'you understand
me better than anyone
else' line. Cir the 'I
want you to be my
girlfriend after this' line.
Elk, don' t panic. She
doesn' t know the
condom broke. She
totally mold have
gotten it trom someone
else. Just play it cool,
and she' ll never HOLY
**** THIS IS BAD.
THIS. IS. SAD.
tok, seriously. That has
NEVER happened
before, Iswear. I' m
usually a two, three
hour kind of guy. I was
just nervous because I
like you so much. Oh
Please don' t leave. My
roommate. beats me
when you' re not here.
forget it, I
never even had an
erection in the first
place. Now please
leave so I can strangle
myself with the bra
you' re eon leniently
going to forget.
ii_ _ So baby, wag it Quad
Don' t judge me.
BODY LANGUAGE
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#18 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
once u go blue, u gonna need a wheel chair
#19 to #18 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
i lol'd
#25 to #19 - rawrblah
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(11/14/2009) [-]
i rofl'd
#26 to #25 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
i lmao'd
#28 to #26 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
I rofllmao'd haha i win!!
#29 to #28 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
i roflcoppterlmao'd
#31 to #29 - SuperTroopers
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(11/14/2009) [-]
i just laughed.
#41 to #29 - SammichMakerLady
Reply +4
(11/14/2009) [-]
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico.
#40 to #29 - Kittyluver
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(11/14/2009) [-]
I LI'd (laughed inside)
#30 - sgtpaint
Reply +12
(11/14/2009) [-]
if the wheelchairs a' rockin, dont come a'knockin
#1 - waterninja
Reply +12
(11/13/2009) [-]
epic win
#13 - koocluks
Reply +7
(11/14/2009) [-]
CHUCK NORRIS
#14 to #13 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
If your implying that chuck norris was that man then you r rong because chuck norris never ***** a fat chick
#15 to #13 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
Chuck norris likes balls on his chin
#20 to #15 - KingShooey
Reply +9
(11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, balls on his chin likes Chuck Norris!
#22 to #20 - OnlyInRussia
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(11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, you took my line
#38 to #22 - vampireragdoll
Reply +4
(11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, line takes you.
#35 to #15 - FFVIIPWNS
Reply -6
(11/14/2009) [-]
ENGLISH MOTHER ******! DO YOU SPEAK IT???
#39 to #35 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
In Soviet Russia, Russian speaks you.
#6 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
haha "****. me."
#12 to #6 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
Wrong choice of words there.
#10 to #6 - iLuld **User deleted account**
Reply +7
(11/14/2009) [-]
I wonder what would happen without the full stop
#11 - Nathan Explosion
Reply +4
(11/14/2009) [-]
But its my mission to you know...plant my seed...
accept with the psycho ones...
#34 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
lol this so funny
#33 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
I c-c-combo breaked.
#42 to #33 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
c-c-c-c-condom breaker
#45 to #42 - RobannRules
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(11/14/2009) [-]
"Breaked" isn't a worked, *******.
#27 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
The very first one so reminds me of my one night stand wit my guy friend, i just told him to rape me in my sleep since i was so tird from F***kin 10 min ago XD lol
#2 - anon
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(11/13/2009) [-]
IS TRUE RITE I NO N STUF DOOD TOTALEE
#3 to #2 - anon
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(11/13/2009) [-]
What. The. Hell. Speak English! Holy ****....
#5 to #2 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
umm...wat?
#8 to #2 - anon
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(11/14/2009) [-]
Translation: "It's true, right? I know about this stuff dude, and it's totally like this." You're welcome ;)