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#79 - anonymous (2 months ago)
hmmm, but everyone doesn't have the same imaginary friend. I think he's something more than that. just so you people know, I'm not checking back, so if anyone tries to prove me wrong, too bad that I won't be able to see it. :)
#78 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Best answer was chosen by asker, yet he rated the answer one star?
User avatar #75 - sgtpaint (3 months ago)
win
#67 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Check this out Really funny

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User avatar #60 - Kofi (3 months ago)
This isn't a fail nor a win this settles somewhere between.
#61 to #60 - anonymous (3 months ago)
its a fwail :D
#64 to #61 - anonymous (3 months ago)
youre a fwail
#73 to #64 - anonymous (3 months ago)
I like to F Whales

Captcha:quaff.
User avatar #74 to #73 - imonagoat (3 months ago)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#57 - anonymous (3 months ago)
i don't get it...
#55 - anonymous (3 months ago)
im from and live in new orleans douchbag who posted this
#70 to #55 - anonymous (3 months ago)
i had sex with all of your moms
#58 to #55 - anonymous (3 months ago)
FAT BEN MADE POOP
#72 to #58 - anonymous (3 months ago)
go eat fat ben's shit bitch
#33 - anonymous (3 months ago)
i suppose god loves cloud city alot cause its closer to him...
#34 to #33 - anonymous (3 months ago)
try again.
User avatar #32 - buzzin like a bee ONLINE (3 months ago)
everyone knows god loves the friendly people in afganistan... wait neither exist.
User avatar #65 to #32 - HordeyWordey (3 months ago)
Care to explain how he doesn't exist?
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#68 to #65 - ninjawombat (3 months ago)
Rosie O'Donnell was born....
#69 to #68 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Chuck Norris was created
#76 to #69 - anonymous (3 months ago)
this is one epically long reply to some atheist post... I'll add my two cents - god doesn't exist because of people dying, and starving and being poisoned and bla bla bla oh the world is bad. No.
God doesn't exist because I asked where I should look to find my lost plectrum and I got nothing. But when Moses asks for advice, he get's ten f***in commandments!
User avatar #51 to #32 - FurrBall (3 months ago)
that's terrible, but funny, and only half true, friendly people in Afghanistan DO exist, you're right about god though, he's just everybody's imaginary friend.
User avatar #71 to #51 - DrCaden (3 months ago)
God damn this is long!
#53 to #51 - anonymous (3 months ago)
you know what i haven't had in awhile? big league chew
#62 to #53 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Yea, Big legue chew is pretty good. I want some.
User avatar #63 to #62 - Arsonist (3 months ago)
I can tell you I'm chewing something from the big leagues...wait...that sounds perverted...SHIT
User avatar #66 to #63 - nightmarepikachu (3 months ago)
what the fuck just happened?
User avatar #54 to #53 - buzzin like a bee ONLINE (3 months ago)
iv never heard of a big league chew before, oh sorry im the bad guy here
User avatar #56 to #54 - LordOfHate (3 months ago)
COOKIE!
#44 to #32 - anonymous (3 months ago)
a racist atheist.... do u know how much you've denounced yourself?
#46 to #44 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Hi, I don't believe in the existence of God. Also, if he did exist, I'm sure he would hate black people as much as I do. Plus, I love fat Ben. And don't even get me started on that Chuck Norris fellow, what an arse he is. Oh, and for the record, I'm a Nazi.

Who's winning now, bitches? *long unblinking stare while hands pose themselves for obnoxious effect*
User avatar #47 to #46 - luakazuki (3 months ago)
don't mind me im just adding to the line....
#48 to #47 - anonymous (3 months ago)
No... NO!!! The line grows ever closer...
#35 to #32 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Atheist Douchebag who can't take a joke and just laugh at it strikes again!
#49 to #35 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Dude your fucking stupid, just cause he's atheist does not mean anything, im an atheist and i laughed about.
#43 to #35 - anonymous (3 months ago)
I second this.
I'm atheist too but I love religious jokes
#45 to #43 - anonymous (3 months ago)
lol same here! Christianity is bullshit but i love tons of Christian bands and religion jokes are awesome!
#36 to #35 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Fuck you. So what they are an atheist. big fucking deal.
#37 to #36 - anonymous (3 months ago)
indeed it is a big fucking deal he kills the joke for some people atheist or not
#40 to #37 - anonymous (3 months ago)
you are faggots if you think anyone gives a shit about your oppinion
#41 to #40 - anonymous (3 months ago)
I just ate some pizza. Want some?
#52 to #41 - anonymous (3 months ago)
C C C Combo Breaker (gud job =3)
#42 to #41 - anonymous (3 months ago)
yea sure
#31 - anonymous (3 months ago)
haha i get it!
#29 - anonymous (3 months ago)
lol i agree he never forget to give them a big *wave*
#28 - anonymous (3 months ago)
jerusalem looks promising, i guess.
#26 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Zordon
User avatar #22 - Bacula ONLINE (3 months ago)
This Comment was Removed by Chuck Norris.
#21 - anonymous (3 months ago)
favoutrite??

who ever posted this needs to go to kindergarten.....thats not even close x.x
#25 to #21 - anonymous (3 months ago)
The r is right next to the t on the keyboard...obvious typo.
He meant favourite :)
User avatar #59 to #25 - NickDaPrick (3 months ago)
but there's no "u'' in "favorite"
so he indeed needs to go to kinder
#38 to #25 - anonymous (3 months ago)
thats depressing if you're so fat your finger hits the r & the t key
#39 to #38 - anonymous (3 months ago)
thats depressing if you're so fat you cant see your own weiner
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#27 to #25 - tCanadian (3 months ago)
indeed i did
User avatar #19 - onesickmojo (3 months ago)
mardi gras is the reason. go jesus
User avatar #14 - Ninja Kites (3 months ago)
I dont think God has favors Mr. Albert arrrrrrrrggh.
#50 to #14 - anonymous (3 months ago)
hilarious
#13 - anonymous (3 months ago)
Yahoo answers, the next 4Chan, but will never be as epic...
#12 - anonymous (3 months ago)
that made my day XD
#11 - anonymous (3 months ago)
u are a fucking idiot u can go fucking die. so many people died and ure fucking posting gay shit about it that who think is funny
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#20 to #11 - hiphopanonymous (3 months ago)
the retard that made the joke was told off. i think that's sort of why it's funny. settle down.
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