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User avatar #57 - DrollHumor (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
So in theory... if a man is deprived of sex he will turn to other means of entertainment in between games and become somewhat of a smart being? .......Nah... he'd just jerk off...
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#60 reply to #57 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
To what?
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#45 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i love how the couple is interracial
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#51 reply to #45 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
it reminds me of the couple on Lakeview Terrace
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#52 reply to #45 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
ik like it too im black and my GF is white :)
lol capacha:juliz
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#56 reply to #52 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
niggers "muh-diking" sum whyte wimminez.
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User avatar #59 reply to #45 - abeautifulmess (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
That's because, according to some black guys I know, "white girls are the shit"
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#41 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I bet if we all got our horny asses out from under the bedsheets, we would start inventing all kinds of badass machines and stuff.
captcha code: kevin kevin needs to stop getting BJ's, and start inventing the next generation of robots or something...
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#47 reply to #41 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I bet my captcha code that your still a virgin... and wtf captcha is pussy... screenshotted.
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#50 reply to #41 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
hey fuck u! my name is kevin! not kidding
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User avatar #53 reply to #41 - Hank Hillgasm (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
... that's what the picture was about, I tell you what.
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#55 reply to #53 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
SO I HERD U LIEK PROPANE?
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User avatar #58 reply to #53 - PrimeTimeCigarillo (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
So I heard you sell propane and propane accessories?
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User avatar #40 - laspussy ONLINE (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
that just cruel get rid of sex
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#39 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Well, that was an epic fail on the Suns part
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#35 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
we wouldnt need women to repopulate we would be soo far in science that we could just easy bake kids nad save many vaginas from stretching
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#36 reply to #35 - MoooP (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
"bake kids"? O.o
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#43 reply to #35 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
What will cooking baby goats solve?
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#48 reply to #43 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
...What the fuck WON'T it solve?
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#33 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Satan is the best friend that churches have had for centuries.......without him, what would the Christians bitch about?.......captcha: scamp
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User avatar #38 reply to #33 - satanisthesavior ONLINE (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I know, right?
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#42 reply to #38 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
abortion?
buddha?
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#44 reply to #42 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
The atheists. Christians hate them.
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#49 reply to #44 - King Shooey ONLINE (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Everything being a sin. Nothing would change.
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#61 reply to #33 - anonymous (2 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Christians wouldnt bitch. and they dont hate anybody. if they do, they're hypocrites.
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#27 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
we'd build interdimensional fighter planes, go to heaven and shoot at everyone for God daring to withdraw that from us?

interesting, and makes for some great funny junk.
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User avatar #25 - AdmiralAckbar (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Without religion, we wouldn't have anything to believe in.
Millions of people need religion.
Religion fucks the world, but it gives us hope and sometimes peace.

Im an atheist.
Just saying..

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#28 reply to #25 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
ditto
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#30 reply to #25 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
You are amazing, literally, being open-minded and understanding without being judgmental. (I don't know how else to word it, but you get what I mean) *gives cookie*
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#31 reply to #30 - Skgenius (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
LOL
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#32 reply to #25 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
makes people prejudiced too...
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#37 reply to #32 - godblessamerica (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
all star fighters aim for admiral ackbars bridge *pew pew pew* weve got him yes god: "oh heres a cookie" me: "yes he was dirty athiest"

captcha:wafer
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#46 reply to #25 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i respect that people have their religons itsb just some of teh rules these people come up with just dont make sense
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#54 reply to #25 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Religion was made to control man with the use of 'fear of God'.
Many religions contradict themselves and are hyprocritic, but hey, without religion, we wouldn't have this awesomely cool comic! =D
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#20 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
hey #17... shut the f*** up okay
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#17 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
albert einstein once said "science without religon is lame, religon without science is blind" we could all learn a lesson from this
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#19 reply to #17 - FAISCISTBUG ONLINE (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this albert enstien sounds like an intelligent guy
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#21 reply to #17 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
so you're saying we should use science to become God and ultimately live forever?

Genius!
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#15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
yeah if cristianity was never here we would be like 1000 years in the future or somthing like that
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#16 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
that is so true!!!!!!!!!
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#18 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Mainly because, ironically, there would have been peace and advancement in place of those god-damn stupid crusades.
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#26 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
its true, but we would have to get rid of ALL religions or atleast leave one religion! the reason is because most people are to busy fighting each other over sumthin childish because of religion that we dont look to the future in creating a better world...this world blows...
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#29 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no we'd be were we are now because theres dumbasses like you stupid enough to believe that. You blame religion for all of your's and the world's problems, but you don't do shit to solve them. Not to mention, if the crusades didnt happen, people would have just found something else to fight about. thats just how humans are. we fight, we do stupid shit, we blame others for our problems even if the fault is our own, but we do nothing to change it. So in reality, dumbfucks like you hurt more than help, you bar people from working together and helping each other, just because they believe something you don't. Why can't their be no such thing as prejudice? This is one of the main problems with the world, not religion. Open your eyes, people.
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#34 reply to #15 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
oh thats original. you didn't steal that from Family Guy at all...

captcha - flame lol!
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#14 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
without Christianity, we be exploring the galaxy by now
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User avatar #10 - numbierwun (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Science would be a lot farther ahead if we got rid of religion.
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#11 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I agree
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#12 reply to #11 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
And yet his profile picture is Jesus
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#13 reply to #12 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
flipping the bird
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#23 reply to #10 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I LOVE UR PIC

CAPTCH-> ERECTOR
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#8 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
what about 200 years later? theres nothing...
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#22 reply to #8 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
While attacking heaven we make God bring back sex.

200 years later we have been controlling the universe for the past 200 years.

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#6 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
First of all, let's just leave the joke as is. It's funny... something you don't see much of on this site. And 2, "To dissect humor, is to ruin it completely." Lastly one is "Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people." So STFU and just laugh jackasses!
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#1 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol. but how do you eliminate sex? glue their things together? 0_o
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#2 reply to #1 - StillJolly (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
maybe make the dick and vagina......and ass lol have no feeling at all lol
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#3 reply to #1 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
make all peaple all over like worms or slugs?
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#4 reply to #1 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
naw, man, you make them magnetic negatives, so they repel each other.
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#5 reply to #4 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
But that would cause the whole world to be gay.
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#7 reply to #5 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
no, the negatives would repel all negatives. if every one is negative, there ain't no sex going on anywhere. bummer.
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#9 reply to #7 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
You guys have made me lose all faith in humanity.
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#24 reply to #9 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Then humanity would become extinct, because there would be no women

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