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#97 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Lol I'm a chick and even I agree!
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#93 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
If the first floor were men with chocolate dicks that cum money they'd stay for the hell of it
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#95 reply to #93 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Thats called black people ;)
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#100 reply to #95 - anonymous (1 week ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Money? Are you sure you are thinking of black people?
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#92 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Sexism just falls behind fat people getting hurt on the funny topics chart
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#91 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
this shit should be top ranked...
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#88 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Its amazing how green paper and holes with a little pink spot inside can complete a mans life.
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#84 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
All those men love kids? Pedophiles. .
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#82 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
FAIL yeah its funny but the one on [url deleted] is a lot better
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#78 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I have dysmenorrhea!!!!
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#89 reply to #78 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I have DIARREHIA!
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#71 - Emseeem (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I wouldn't say the woman wasn't happy with what she had, but that she just wanted to know what the next step-up was.
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#80 reply to #71 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
curiosity killed the cat
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#81 reply to #80 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Curiousity also led to every form of technological improvement known to all of man-kind.
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#87 reply to #81 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Ooooooh verbal headlock
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#70 - bullache (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
does anybody know where that wife store is located?
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#66 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
So true. If she says "Clean the dishes." She actually means by a new Dishwasher...
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#94 reply to #66 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I can tell you now, your mom's basement isn't even close.
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#64 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Third floor better read
"Love sex, have money, and make sandmiches"
xD
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#67 reply to #64 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
u misspelt sammich
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#68 reply to #67 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
you,are a failure
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#72 reply to #68 - Funnypics (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I wonder how far this purple line will go?
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#73 reply to #72 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
who knows...
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#74 reply to #73 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I don't O,o
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#75 reply to #74 - xanatos (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
the third floor was destroyed
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#76 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
you dont?
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#77 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
to china
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#79 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I like Chicken
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#83 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
FOR GLORY AND CONQUEST!!
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#85 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
purple!
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#86 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
keep the line goin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#98 reply to #74 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
GO GO GO! learn to be free, purple line!!!!!!!!
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#101 reply to #74 - anonymous (6 days ago)  - Hide User's Posts
omg when will it stop
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#90 reply to #64 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lines are fun!!!!
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#96 reply to #90 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Epic fail
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#63 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
epic failure
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#62 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I'm skipping the goddamn 2nd floor, but the 3rd floor better fucking read:
"Loves sex, has money, and will do whatever the hell I want"
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User avatar #61 - MusicalNotes (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lool put that on my facebook
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#60 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
LOL
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#59 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
wow so after reading previous comments i have learned that funnyjunk is extremely sexist. seriously people?
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#69 reply to #59 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Sexism is fun!
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#52 - Ddogg (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
WOOT!
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#50 - hawkdude (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I gotta say, I'd never make it to the second floor of the wife store...
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#47 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol so true...
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