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#117
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antichrist
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HELL NO THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS!! never question any thing that makes perfect sense and any one who questions it deserves to be castrated
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anonymous
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Here's a little story on Edward:
One night wiwwle Edward Cullen decided he wanted to frolic in the flowers and be a little poof like always. Soon Angelus and Caleb Morley show up. Caleb uses his ring and commands him to like punishment. Angelus rapes, tortures, rapes, more torture, more rape, over and over again until both of them get bored and stake Edward. Edward goes to Hell with the vampires and Dracula decides to torture Edward for eternity. The moral of the story, Edward is the pussiest vampire in history.
One night wiwwle Edward Cullen decided he wanted to frolic in the flowers and be a little poof like always. Soon Angelus and Caleb Morley show up. Caleb uses his ring and commands him to like punishment. Angelus rapes, tortures, rapes, more torture, more rape, over and over again until both of them get bored and stake Edward. Edward goes to Hell with the vampires and Dracula decides to torture Edward for eternity. The moral of the story, Edward is the pussiest vampire in history.
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Tyranitar
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Hi, Billy Mays here with Douche-B-Gone! Are you sick of that sparkly Edward Cullen? Is your girlfriend dumping you for the extremely low chance that she will ever meet one of the Jonas Brothers personally? Then you need Douche-B-Gone! Simply spray it, onto your selected Douchebag, or anything that may come in contact with, and watch the girls cry as he melts into the ground! But wait! If you can within the next few minutes, we will include a 2nd can of Douche-B-Gone, absolutely free. So thats 2 faggot disolving cans of Douche-B-Gone, for the low price of $19.99! Call now, and tell them Billy Mays sent you!
#113
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anonymous
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i can totally see billy mays saying that!!!! lol
#120
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anonymous
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it would've been perfect if you had used your billy may's CAPS LOCK. x3 still an epic win though
#107
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anonymous
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Dracula+sun light = burning / fire
Edward+sun light = sparkly skin (WTF)
Does any of this sparkly shit make sense to you?
Edward+sun light = sparkly skin (WTF)
Does any of this sparkly shit make sense to you?
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anonymous
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one thing that i have a question about is why you didnt include the girl in that gay movie
#102
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anonymous
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PLEASE DONT READ THIS!!!!U WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THELOVE OF UR LIFE. 2MORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF /> /> /> URLIFE.HOWEVER IF U DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO ATLEAST 3 VIDEOS UWILL DIE IN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN THIS SO DONT /> />
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STOP /> /> />NOW!THIS /> /> /> /> ISSOOOSCARY.SEND THIS TO ATLEAST 5 picsIN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND
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anonymous
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we can all agree twilight sucks big jolly African American cak
books about vampires are just this years flavor for all the pre-teens and fat single women who live with cats. *sigh* has anyone gone to boarders lately? place if filled to the roof with vampire-related books and other bull shit.
books about vampires are just this years flavor for all the pre-teens and fat single women who live with cats. *sigh* has anyone gone to boarders lately? place if filled to the roof with vampire-related books and other bull shit.
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Awesomely Shiny
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And when you take a picture of Edward, you can actually see it.
Unfortunately.
Unfortunately.
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#97
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Figy
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Question? can we light the faggot on fire?
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anonymous
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WHAT THE FUCK FOR? THAT FRUITY BASTARD IS ALREADY FLAMIN.
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anonymous
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BELA LUGOSI IS A VAMPIRE!?!? BUT IT THOUGHT HE DIED
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anonymous
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faggoots? Shit, the real vampire is probably hell of a lot straighter then you.
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Harley Quinn
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Actually, he's a gay pixie.
Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle.
Pixies sparkle in sunlight.
Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!
Vampires are supposed to die in sunlight, not sparkle.
Pixies sparkle in sunlight.
Therefore, he's a GAY PIXIE!
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anonymous
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I rarely see this much win in 1 comment CONGRADUWATIONS
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#95
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snobbymussel
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harley guinn and twilight haters:1
gay pixie:0
gay pixie:0
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