Little Eddy's Test. thumbs up if you would have failed this test, or if you think its funny. A teacher was having trouble with me ether students. The teacher as eddy test sex fuck Damn lol
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Little Eddy's Test. thumbs up if you would have failed this test, or if you think its funny. A teacher was having trouble with me ether students. The teacher as

thumbs up if you would have failed this test, or if you think its funny

A teacher was having trouble with me ether students.
The teacher asked, "Eddy what is yeti: ?" Eddy answered, Tm tee smart for the My sister is in the third -grade and smarter than she is! I think I be in the third-
grade tee!"
She took Eddy to office.
the mater offre, the to the situation was.
What is 3 it 3?"
Principal: "What is ff a W'
And w it went with every question the principal it a mum know.
The principal leeks at the wand tells. her, "I think Eddy can to the ."
The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him sum questioner'
The principal and Eddy both agree.
The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four ifthat I have only two of?"
Eddy, after a it "Legs."
Teather. "What is in your pants that yen have but I do net have?'
The principal wondered, why Mes she ask such a question!
Eddy replied, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a deg do that a man steps into?"
Eddy: "Pants"
Teacher‘. Whars starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, omit, and mains thin whitish liquid?
Eddy: met
The principal' s eyes wen really wide and before he could step the answer,
alftand sticky?
Eddy: Bubblegum
Eddy:
Teacher‘. Now I will ask same "Who am I" wit , okay?
Eddy: Tap.
Teacher. You stick your potes inside me. You tie me dowel to get me up. I get wet before yma do.
Eddy: Tent
Teacher. A finger gees in me. You fiddle with me when bred. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tense-
Eddy‘. Wedding Ring
Eddy: Nose
Teacher. I have a . My tip penetrates. I cum with a quiver.
Eddy: Arrow
Teather. What word starts with an F and ends in 'K' that causes a lot of excitement‘?
Eddy: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh teld the teacher, "Put Eddy in the , I missed the last ten questions myself."
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#19 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
this just proves even more that Eddy should stay in 1st grade because his mind obviously isnt corrupted/developed enough to join 3rd graders. and for all of you that got turned on by this, that teacher was probably ******* ugly
User avatar #117 - Evil Hero (11/04/2009) [-]
holy crap i would have failed that test!
#112 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
Well a kid in first grade wouldn't know all that stuff... I hope ._.
#137 to #112 - John Cena (11/07/2009) [-]
my bro does
#99 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
Whats long, black, and smelly?
User avatar #116 to #99 - Prons (11/04/2009) [-]
A slaggy vagina when you forget to wash it
User avatar #125 to #116 - hokage (11/04/2009) [-]
how would you know? did you forget to wash yours one time?
#105 to #99 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
Your mom.
#115 to #105 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
#135 to #99 - John Cena (11/06/2009) [-]
shaq?
#143 to #99 - John Cena (11/08/2009) [-]
A ******* pen!
#136 to #99 - John Cena (11/07/2009) [-]
a black man
#101 to #99 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
Unemployment line (or rotten dog **** ; really no difference).
#111 to #101 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
WIN!
#62 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
ok...whats brown and sticky?
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a stick
#63 to #62 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
gay captcha begun wierd
User avatar #65 to #62 - luakazuki (11/04/2009) [-]
whats red and fluffy?
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red fluff
#17 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
What starts with a P and ends with ORN?
...
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...
...
POPCORN!
#21 to #17 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
so does porn... mmm porn.
User avatar #118 to #21 - Obvious Ninja (11/04/2009) [-]
Mmmmm, hidden penises (there's a reason strippers don't show their vagina)
#18 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
i'm in 6th grade and i understood everyone of those... the internet s ******* with my brain....
#25 to #18 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
sad part is that i could understand those when i was you ger than you im in 7th :)
User avatar #24 to #18 - Obvious Ninja (11/03/2009) [-]
6th grade!? HIDE THIS KID FROM TEH BOOBIES!

Or get out Pedobear, that'll drive him/her away.
#72 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
I know I would have answered fdiffernetly.

Captcha: alvin
#94 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
for the firetruck one it could have bean what starts with F and ends in UCK
#102 to #94 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
no **** #94 u are a genius
#97 to #94 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
And for the bean, it could have been pea.
User avatar #104 to #97 - aaronsayswazup (11/04/2009) [-]
Stop trying to make people look bad, your something that starts with an A ends in an e and gets penetrated.
#107 to #104 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
Apple?
User avatar #110 to #107 - aaronsayswazup (11/04/2009) [-]
No, in Soviet Russia... Apple penetrates you.
#121 to #110 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
well time to go to Russia
#148 to #121 - John Cena (11/15/2009) [-]
lmao @ apple penetrates u!! haha x
#56 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
What tells you to open up, sometimes hurts when it goes in, and tells you to spit once all is done?



THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!11111
#88 to #56 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
win
i would've guessed dick
#66 to #56 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
nice
User avatar #80 - BlackBirdofChaos (11/04/2009) [-]
Oh my Gosh!!! I would have been KICKED out of school....



captcha: "tasty"
#103 to #80 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
for being smart?
#109 to #103 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
no **** face he said he would have been kicked out of school cause he wouldnt have answerd the same way ...ugh


and hes gay for putting catcha so **** both of you..royaly!
#23 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
What is sticky and smooth and brown?
Maple Syrup
#6 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
I can proudly say i had an answer for each question 1 that would get me thrown out of school but still and answer
#16 to #6 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
Yay for number eight! Officially endorsed by a Grammar Nazi!
#20 to #6 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
#8, you just failed at trying to show someone else's failure; that's like a DOUBLE fail. 8O

Also, #s 6 and 7, same here, but it's probably just because almost everyone here is a horny, perverted guy, and I'm proud to be one!!
#8 to #6 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
I surprised you didn't get expelled for not ******* know how to exspell it, you ******* ... oh you just sad person.
#7 to #6 - UnderageOverdose **User deleted account** (11/03/2009) [-]
I probably would've gotten exspelled. on the last few. other than "firetruck"
#36 - ANITA BATH **User deleted account** (11/03/2009) [-]
**** i would have go them all wrong...
User avatar #22 - BomberOfChikenz (11/03/2009) [-]
whats big and long and liquid comes out of it?
water hose
User avatar #151 - TheDoors (11/23/2009) [-]
by failed u mean saying cunt, penis, **** , or nipples? Cuz i failed O_O
#47 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
i got another one- what's long, hard, and full of seamen?
#49 to #47 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
i know lady gaga a freak but u know how people say shes a hemaphradite? shes not i know someone like that ya call it a mountain its coz of the bone structure.
#52 to #47 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
User avatar #55 to #47 - Gazaaa (11/04/2009) [-]
britney spears ??
#60 to #47 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
your mum.
#51 to #47 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
SUBMARINE :P
#48 to #47 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
lady gaga?
#106 to #48 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
that, sir, is a win.
I don't care if it was a copy or not; I saw him/her say it first.
#78 to #48 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
you have copied two jokes further down. Copy.
#159 - John Cena (12/25/2009) [-]
Wow this kid is a genius i couldn't get most of those Lol.
#98 - John Cena (11/04/2009) [-]
Lol I actually started cracking up when I saw this! XD
#13 - John Cena (11/03/2009) [-]
*Agrees with Principal*
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