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Laughed my ass off when i got this email
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#53 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol wow
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#52 - ElMusculo (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Epic LOL
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#51 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I thought he'd get cooked, and f@#$ed by the rooster...not in that order though, it was funny though
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#50 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
if my bf did that, I'd never let him live it down haha
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User avatar #49 - Coca Cola (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL EPIC
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#47 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
hiiiiiii
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#46 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Drunk Dave made poop.
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#44 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lol! thank you for posting something funny up here, its about time!
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User avatar #42 - ilovetosmile (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
omfg LOL
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#41 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Anyone notice they spelled "shit" wrong?
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User avatar #37 - SuperJesus (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Haha, The Retarded Goat
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#36 - anonymous (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
GO FUCK A FAT NIGGER
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#45 reply to #36 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
you mean your mom?
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#35 - NaziNinja (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lolz
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User avatar #34 - numbierwun (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
This reminds me of something....last night I had a dream about taking a shit (No, this is not Fag Ben spam) but in the dream there was that scorpion thing from the picture titled "Holy..." in the toilet bowl in my shit. So, today when I'm going to take a dump, I stood by the toilet for a minute because that dream literally made me scared to take a shit.
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#38 reply to #34 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
Use a bucket.
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#31 - anonymous (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i rofled,lmFaoed,loled(for 2hours)and farted, all in one motion!
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User avatar #32 reply to #31 - button hooker (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
points off for trying to hard to be cool..additional points taken for not having account and posting anonymous
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#48 reply to #32 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
i hope you notice that over half the people on this site post anonymous... he probably want tryin to be cool at all i think its kinda funny...
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD JUST SHUTUP BEFORE I HURT MYSELF

P.S. - points off for being a nerd and additional points taken for being a faggot.
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User avatar #33 reply to #31 - JackSchidt ONLINE (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
do i get points for irony--i clicked the RED button in spite of your avatar pic
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#43 reply to #33 - anonymous (2 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
JackSchidt recieves [+2 Irony Points]
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User avatar #30 - heatfirelukewarm (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
lmfao
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User avatar #29 - Cearaness (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
AHAHAHAHAHA!! OMG~~ I never saw it coming. that shits great!! :D
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#28 - Fat Ben (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
I JUST MADE POOP
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User avatar #25 - letsgophillies (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
at the end they never ended the quote! lol jk this is funny as hell
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#24 - anonymous (3 weeks ago)  - Hide User's Posts
dave fails at life!
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