Little Johnny Urinate Joke. Read=amazing. Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out," Miss J urinate tits ten eight little johnny
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Little Johnny Urinate Joke

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom.
He yelled out," Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"
The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.
The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'
Please use the word ‘urinate in a sentence , and I will allow you to go."
Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You' re an eight, but if you had ********** , you' d be a ten!
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Submitted: 11/01/2009
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#1 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
i have to show all my friends bout this one
User avatar #2 to #1 - theafrochannel (11/01/2009) [-]
yes do it!
#3 - anon (11/02/2009) [-]
yeranate, but, your ass is a nine [assanine]
User avatar #4 - hokage (11/13/2009) [-]
right now the teacher is mad. but on the inside, she's very proud
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