Little johnny Fruit. . One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "blow class, I' m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, an
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Little johnny Fruit

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "blow class, I' m going to reach
into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I' m talking about. Clay,
first: it' s roted, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and picked
Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple." The teacher replied, Tno Deborah, it' s a
beet, but I like your thinking." blow for the second. It' s soft, fuzzy, and colored red and
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him,
But she skips hint again and calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "lilo, Billy, I' m
afraid it' s a potato. But I like your thinking," the teacher replies. Here' s another: it' s long,
yellow, and fairly hard."
By now Johnny is about to explode as he was-‘ es his hand frantically. The teacher skips
him again and calls on Sally. "A banana," she says. Tno," the teacher replies, "it' s a
squash, but I like your thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey, I' got one for you
teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, We got it: it' s round, hard, and it got a
head on it." "Johnny!" she cries. "That' s disgusting!" "?Hope," answers Johnny, "it' s a
quarter, but I like your thinking!"
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User avatar #3 - fairyprincess (11/01/2009) [-]
Hate to wreck this, but she said in the beginning that she had fruit. She had vegetables, they couldnt get them right!

#9 to #3 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
she did have fruit you retard
#4 to #3 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
quite being a dick u know that ***** funny ******
User avatar #10 to #3 - PhoenixDeath (11/01/2009) [-]
i agree with fairy seriously lol try to get your damn catagory of species right
#13 to #3 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
#9 you are the dumbest piece of **** ever....
#8 to #3 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
#5 wins
#5 to #3 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
That's right! Now laugh, or he'll beat you to death with his poor spelling!
User avatar #7 - Emilyd (11/01/2009) [-]
If your potatoes are fuzzy, then you have a problem...
User avatar #12 to #7 - TheDeadPool (11/01/2009) [-]
is a potato even a fruit???
#14 to #7 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
User avatar #11 to #7 - insigna (11/01/2009) [-]
i like your thinking =D
User avatar #6 - sgtpaint (11/01/2009) [-]
im gonna scare some people with this one...
#15 - loverofmonkeys (11/01/2009) [-]
none of those were even fruits!!
that teacher doesnt know what shes talking about
User avatar #1 - big tater (11/01/2009) [-]
hah... good one.
#16 - John Cena (11/01/2009) [-]
EPIC tacher PAWNAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#18 - John Cena (11/02/2009) [-]
actually from a scientific standpoint i believe what defines a fruit is that its the housing for a plants seeds which would of course make squash a fruit...just like Tomatos, peppers, and cucumbers.

however from a culinary standpoint i believe it is categorized as a vegetable.

im done now lol.
#17 - John Cena (11/02/2009) [-]
i love how those were all vegtables. :)
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