Nintendo. Admit it. You know its true.. It tamed your as better than a Parent twee .. it taught me to... Hey... shut up navi Nintendo Video Games parent
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#1 - anon (10/31/2009) [-]
**** It taught me how to walk. I may walk like the characters on double dragon, but it got the job done.
#2 to #1 - anon (10/31/2009) [-]
****** loooooooool
User avatar #13 - theriddler (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me to... *Hey*... shut up navi
#15 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
Crazy as it may seem, I learned a lot of words from nintendo games like "scepter, chasm, maelstrom, peninsula, paladin, cherub, spoony bard, bandits, etc. Learned extreme hand eye coordination, math, and critical thinking skills. Whoa...!
User avatar #30 to #15 - Obvious Ninja (11/01/2009) [-]
Spoony bard... Nice FFIX reference :P
#49 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
"this game doesnt work!" "no just blow in it" "yay it works now!"
#51 to #49 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
i remember having to do that
#58 to #49 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
now they have $400 CD cleaners that don't do ****
User avatar #45 - rgplayer (11/01/2009) [-]
It tought me how to throw its contoller across the room,
scream at it,curse at it,and break the game cartriges and half
Then kick it down the street,burn it,and then realize my favorite thing to do is gone.
#53 to #45 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
wow your a little brat aren't you?
User avatar #64 to #45 - DemonBlood (12/20/2009) [-]
yeah really dude. i hate people like that. be thankful for what you have. if i was your dad i would have beat the **** out of you.
#44 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
my xbox red rings... so i go play on my orginal NES that was purchased by a friend in 1985
#41 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
it tought me how to wipe my ass
#17 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
man... i still have one of these... they rock... i have mario1...3... tetris1 and 2... Dr.mario, donkey kong, oh man...
#20 to #17 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
Lol me too but i only have Mario 1 nd 3
#3 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
that thing taught me how to read
#24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me how to ride a bike(:
#48 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me how to destroy giant gorilla skeletons and kill skeletons riding motorcycles with a whip or magic charge in front of a castle.
#52 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
It taught me me "Winner's Don't Use Drugs" and to avoid women with legs the size of tree trunks.
User avatar #63 to #52 - Waffle King (11/12/2009) [-]
It taught me to bomb any suspicious walls and rocks, and to always carry a fairy or potion with you.
#33 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me how to dodge barrels =D
ok, normally i dont do this, but cc was satan o.o
#32 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me how to jump on turtles and squish mushrooms with legs
#39 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
It taught me about magic mushrooms and flowers that make you spit fireballs.
#36 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
^^it taught me to do your M-M-Mommmm!
#38 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
its taught me how to do a Barrel Roll
User avatar #35 to #24 - letsgophillies (11/01/2009) [-]
It taught me to read what NES tought people.
#27 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
well, it taught me how to fly a plane
#34 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
C-C-C-Combo breaker!
#26 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
well, it taught me to drive
#28 to #24 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me how to facepalm
#29 to #24 - no one of concern (11/01/2009) [-]
it taught me how to defeat bowser and save peach
#10 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
It taught me to jump on turtles and mushrooms, use my head to break bricks, eat mushrooms to grow, jump incredibly high and go 8 castles and battle a turtle\dragon like creature before I can finally reach my princess.
#55 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
face it, the only thing it CAN'T ******* do is make me a sammich =3
#16 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
i've had my 64 for 12 years and still works, I've had my PS2 for 1 year and it can't render artifacts, captcha; break, like my 360 that i had for a week before the red ring of death
#42 - hamlet (11/01/2009) [-]
the one thing it didn,t teach me is to get a girl :(
#21 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
still got duck hunt
User avatar #9 - aikochan (11/01/2009) [-]
It taught me how to love....nah jk
#40 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
this **** was epic.. proper gaming..i still have my old one and it STILL works after all this time.. and yet ive gone thru 3 PS1, and 4 PS2 in about 5 years...
User avatar #46 to #40 - cougarmelon (11/01/2009) [-]
it says a hell of alot about nintendo
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#60 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
It taught me never to lose Baby Mario in Yoshi's Island.
#47 - anon (11/01/2009) [-]
lol
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