How To Survive Monster Version. Monster version, hope you like!<br /> Part 4: /funny_pictures/938580/How+To+Survive+Part+4/<br /> Part 1: /funny_pic How to survive monster version Vampire Zombie werewolf

How To Survive Monster Version

Monster version Stteam
Go for the head! A blunt object is
good, and so is a gun. DON' T
LIGHT IT ON FIRE! Then you got
a fire zombie on your' hands.
There is ussually more, so get out
of the area before others arrive.
Act sick or dead, werewolves
don' t eat the diseased. Knowing
this, inducing vomiting is a good
way. As everyone knows, silver
can kill these beasts, so start
investing in silver weapons now.
Like humans, Vampire' s groin and
eyes are sensitive, so go for them
if you have to. A flashlight can
confuse them. Basically, you have
two choices here: A stake to the
heart, or running like hell... good
Get on your' knees to show
submission, and then grab some
dirt. Throw it in its eyes, which
will confuse him... but also make
Hope you liked! Any ideas for my
next How to Survive on Attack?
Let me know!( No more monsters)
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User avatar #19 - pentel (08/29/2010) [-]
Zombie: Grab your mum and dickhead stepfather, then grab recently ex-girlfriend and friends and hold up in the local pub until it all blows over.
#22 to #19 - hentailuvur (08/29/2010) [-]
Greatest. Zombie. Movie. Ever.
User avatar #25 to #22 - jezzuschrizzist (08/29/2010) [-]
maby not the greatest zombie movie but by far the funniest
#3 - cocacoola (08/28/2010) [-]
just give Bigfoot some beef jerky
#5 to #3 - sthsam **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
I feel sorry for the man that tries that.
#6 to #5 - ShadowMoses **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
^ What happened to that guy? I assume that's from ' You need to login to view this link ?
#7 to #6 - sthsam **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
never heard of it, found it on google. Somethign about a sledgehammer
#8 to #7 - ShadowMoses **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
Hmm, that's looks about right.
User avatar #18 to #6 - pentel (08/29/2010) [-]
Oh dear god!
User avatar #20 - cannonkc (08/29/2010) [-]
how not to kill a vampire: name him Edward and invest him in several movies where he fights gay werewolves.
User avatar #10 - fistymcbeefpunch (08/29/2010) [-]
how to defeat a vampire:
wear a cross in plain sight
eat plenty of garlic
hit them with a whip made of hawthorn and wild rose
decapitate them
wooden stake through the heart
User avatar #11 to #10 - RedSarge (08/29/2010) [-]
crosses and holy water and garlic are all fake.
User avatar #17 to #11 - pentel (08/29/2010) [-]
I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, Vampires are also fake so none of it matters.
#14 to #11 - anon (08/29/2010) [-]
you sire have been watching too many TV shows. Watch a god damn movie.
User avatar #15 to #14 - RedSarge (08/29/2010) [-]
Cirque Du Freak. its a book, and more productive then watching TV or Movies. It keeps your brain sharp. where movies turn your brain to mush.
#21 - corrie (08/29/2010) [-]
How to survive Chuck Norris

It's won't
#24 to #21 - upunkpunk (08/29/2010) [-]
Bruce lee kicked his ass.
Watch the way of the dragon.
chuck norris is old he can get beat up by a lot of people
User avatar #1 - HunterAlpha (08/28/2010) [-]
vampires can run super fast, so what good would running do?
User avatar #13 to #1 - chicagobulls (08/29/2010) [-]
i bet you watch twilight
User avatar #16 to #13 - RedSarge (08/29/2010) [-]
its called Flitting. its from Cirque du Freak, and the Chronicles of Vladimir Todd. they can also read minds, and use mind control and telekenisis. also they dont fly. they levitate.
User avatar #29 to #13 - HunterAlpha (08/29/2010) [-]
i bet you've never heard of the World of Darkness series, Buffy, and Angel.
#2 to #1 - sthsam **User deleted account** (08/28/2010) [-]
Better than just dying
User avatar #4 to #2 - HunterAlpha (08/28/2010) [-]
better to grab the nearest stick and try to jab them in the heart. if that fails, try to get some of their blood in your mouth and swallow it; that way, at least you get to be a vampire.
User avatar #12 to #4 - RedSarge (08/29/2010) [-]
you have to get thier blood in your blood stream, and they dont kill when they feed.
User avatar #28 to #12 - HunterAlpha (08/29/2010) [-]
the badass vampire of old do.
#27 - anon (08/29/2010) [-]
How..... How do you know this?!?
#30 to #27 - sthsam **User deleted account** (08/29/2010) [-]
Each year at the monster convention, the monsters pick one human to tell their secrets too. This year, they picked me!
User avatar #23 - Ulmer (08/29/2010) [-]
vampires (classic ones, i'm talkin' bram stoker here) can also turn into any creature of the night, i.e., bats, wolves, rats, and sometimes mist. so you're pretty much ****** if you run.
User avatar #26 to #23 - Cid (08/29/2010) [-]
Dude, Bram Stoker's Dracula could **** you up whether you run or not. In like, 3 seconds flat.
User avatar #31 to #26 - Ulmer (08/29/2010) [-]
pretty much
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