A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. . A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber
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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting
around one day talking about how much their
lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life
sucks. Whereever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone
cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle
looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts
me in vinegar, puts ****** on me, and sticks me in
a jar." The penis glared at them both and said,
You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I
get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over
my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my
head against the wall until i throw up and pass
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Submitted: 08/26/2010
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User avatar #94 - Bigelow (08/28/2010) [-]
Yes, the penis has a hard life. His hair is always messed up, his family are a bunch of nuts, his neighbor is an ******* , and he often gets beat up until he throws up...
User avatar #96 to #94 - IleDile (08/28/2010) [-]
plus his best friend is a total ***** ...
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#97 to #96 - ItsAllForTheLulz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#86 - piperiscute (08/27/2010) [-]
how did the pickle and cucumber talk?
User avatar #85 - BooScary (08/27/2010) [-]
How does a Penis glare?!?!
User avatar #87 to #85 - DiZx (08/27/2010) [-]
It's got one eye hasn't it?
User avatar #89 to #87 - BooScary (08/27/2010) [-]
oh yeah I guess it has let me just che- OH GOD IT'S GLARING AT ME
#83 - DontDeleteMeAgain (08/27/2010) [-]
u dont even wanna know what they do to me
#88 to #83 - docxy (08/27/2010) [-]
i bet i can i an even worse story
User avatar #74 - weinerdog (08/27/2010) [-]
what does bungee jumping and ******* have in common?
they both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks ur screwed
#67 - anonymous (08/27/2010) [-]
My freind told me this joke
User avatar #70 to #67 - dudemeister (08/27/2010) [-]
so did my friend
#49 - CaseyS (08/27/2010) [-]
<---- lies!!!!
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#79 to #49 - FlyingChinchilla **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #80 to #79 - CaseyS (08/27/2010) [-]
true my brother!!!
#60 to #49 - DakotaXV (08/27/2010) [-]
that looks like a yummy cucumber!
that looks like a yummy cucumber!
#36 - TheBanana (08/27/2010) [-]
ITS SO GRAPHIC
User avatar #33 - Evuslant (08/27/2010) [-]
I always have a cucumber and a pickle in my pants.
User avatar #54 to #33 - dudemeister (08/27/2010) [-]
at the same time? dude then ppl will think u got 2 dicks!
User avatar #31 - mtrerise (08/27/2010) [-]
can you guys not come up with your own jokes?
#28 - zionjt (08/27/2010) [-]
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#53 to #28 - anonymous (08/27/2010) [-]
Ah let choo hav mah bebehs
#29 to #28 - IleDile (08/27/2010) [-]
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#95 to #29 - ItsAllForTheLulz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#73 to #29 - FullofWin (08/27/2010) [-]
best damn pic in the history of the internets
#65 to #29 - asianjay (08/27/2010) [-]
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#57 to #29 - zionjt (08/27/2010) [-]
*******					.  
awesome.  
  
you sir are epic.
******* .
awesome.

you sir are epic.
#47 to #29 - Krystyn (08/27/2010) [-]
I can show you the worldddd,
Just don't file harassment O_O
#43 to #29 - anonymous (08/27/2010) [-]
I Just Lost the Game
User avatar #38 to #29 - TheFallenAngel **User deleted account** (08/27/2010) [-]
<.<
>.>
>.<
*fap*
User avatar #37 to #29 - DoggyBouncer (08/27/2010) [-]
another little part of my childhood.......... ******
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#32 to #29 - anonymous (08/27/2010) [-]
....i just died a little.
#26 - mileycyrusbot (08/27/2010) [-]
So your saying a man takes his dick out and let's it talk to a cucumber and a pickle.
User avatar #25 - KingMcSanders (08/27/2010) [-]
Why does a man have his penis next to talking food
User avatar #27 to #25 - Smartname (08/27/2010) [-]
Well dont all real men keep their penis near talking food... I know I do.
#23 - Schultan (08/27/2010) [-]
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User avatar #19 - TheReich (08/27/2010) [-]
THEN THE BATTERY COMES FROM ****** NO WHERE AND SAYS "I HAVE TO WORK ALL THE TIME TILL I DIE, **** YOU THREE"
User avatar #18 - HappyPie (08/27/2010) [-]
told this joke to my friends a while back but without the cucumber and pickle
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (08/27/2010) [-]
Man This joke has been altered so many times. I remember my bro telling me this years ago. Cool that it's still funny.
#16 - camthepedobear (08/27/2010) [-]
HEARD THISS JOKE ON ME LUNCH BRAKE   
  
LOLD BOUT IT TWICE NOW TODAY
HEARD THISS JOKE ON ME LUNCH BRAKE

LOLD BOUT IT TWICE NOW TODAY
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