A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. . A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber
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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting
around one day talking about how much their
lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life
sucks. Whereever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone
cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle
looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts
me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in
a jar." The penis glared at them both and said,
You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I
get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over
my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my
head against the wall until i throw up and pass
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Submitted: 08/26/2010
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#4 - KillerJoy **User deleted account** (08/27/2010) [+] (8 replies)
i read the first 3 words and immediately realized i and almost everyone ever has heard this before
#5 to #4 - HEYGUYS ONLINE (08/27/2010) [-]
a cucumber a ?
#28 - zionjt (08/27/2010) [+] (14 replies)
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#29 to #28 - IleDile (08/27/2010) [-]
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#3 - Pich (08/26/2010) [+] (1 reply)
So a pickle, penis and a cucumber?
A man takes out a cucumber and a pickle and just slaps his dick on the table and puts the cucumber and pickle down on that table and they all verbally converse?
Cool with me
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/26/2010) [+] (11 replies)
i'm pretty sure that before a pickle is pickled, its a cucumber. so wouldnt this be two cucumbers and a penis?
#8 to #2 - THEvaginator (08/27/2010) [-]
this..is a pickle
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#11 - blargattacks (08/27/2010) [+] (6 replies)
You don't grow a pickle, you grow a cucumber and then pickle it.
User avatar #19 - TheReich (08/27/2010) [-]
THEN THE BATTERY COMES FROM ****** NO WHERE AND SAYS "I HAVE TO WORK ALL THE TIME TILL I DIE, **** YOU THREE"
#16 - camthepedobear (08/27/2010) [-]
HEARD THISS JOKE ON ME LUNCH BRAKE   
  
LOLD BOUT IT TWICE NOW TODAY
HEARD THISS JOKE ON ME LUNCH BRAKE

LOLD BOUT IT TWICE NOW TODAY
#36 - TheBanana (08/27/2010) [-]
ITS SO GRAPHIC
User avatar #25 - KingMcSanders (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Why does a man have his penis next to talking food
User avatar #27 to #25 - Smartname (08/27/2010) [-]
Well dont all real men keep their penis near talking food... I know I do.
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#21 - likeanelephant **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#83 - DontDeleteMeAgain (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
u dont even wanna know what they do to me
#1 - dogger (08/26/2010) [+] (8 replies)
well done
well done
#23 - Schultan (08/27/2010) [-]
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#49 - CaseyS (08/27/2010) [+] (3 replies)
<---- lies!!!!
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (08/27/2010) [-]
Man This joke has been altered so many times. I remember my bro telling me this years ago. Cool that it's still funny.
User avatar #74 - weinerdog (08/27/2010) [-]
what does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
they both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks ur screwed
#26 - mileycyrusbot (08/27/2010) [-]
So your saying a man takes his dick out and let's it talk to a cucumber and a pickle.
User avatar #18 - HappyPie (08/27/2010) [-]
told this joke to my friends a while back but without the cucumber and pickle
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/27/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My freind told me this joke
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