A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. . A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked. The cucumber  A cucumber a pickle and penis penis; were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked The
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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis

A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting
around one day talking about how much their
lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life
sucks. Whereever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone
cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle
looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts
me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in
a jar." The penis glared at them both and said,
You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I
get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over
my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my
head against the wall until i throw up and pass
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Views: 22145 Submitted: 08/26/2010