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A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis; were all sitting
around one day talking about how much their
lives sucked. The cucumber said, "Man, my life
sucks. Whereever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone
cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle
looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
Whenever I get big, fat, and juicy, someone puts
me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in
a jar." The penis glared at them both and said,
You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I
get big, fat, and juicy, they put a rubber tarp over
my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my
head against the wall until i throw up and pass
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#4 - KillerJoy **User deleted account**
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i read the first 3 words and immediately realized i and almost everyone ever has heard this before
#39 to #4 - aclmin
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User avatar #66 to #39 - EmilioAuditore
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gif win ^
#44 to #39 - KillerJoy **User deleted account**
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#5 to #4 - HEYGUYS
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(08/27/2010) [-]
a cucumber a ?
User avatar #7 to #5 - TheReich
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(08/27/2010) [-]
That bastard got pwned by you didn't he?
#28 - zionjt
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#53 to #28 - anon id: 37ee7146
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Ah let choo hav mah bebehs
#29 to #28 - IleDile
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User avatar #37 to #29 - DoggyBouncer
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another little part of my childhood.......... ******
#45 to #37 - alZii
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#82 to #37 - FlyingChinchilla **User deleted account**
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#73 to #29 - FullofWin
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best damn pic in the history of the internets
#72 to #29 - Dairycow
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#47 to #29 - Krystyn
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(08/27/2010) [-]
I can show you the worldddd,
Just don't file harassment O_O
#65 to #29 - asianjay
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#57 to #29 - zionjt
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*******.  
awesome.  
  
you sir are epic.
*******.
awesome.

you sir are epic.
#95 to #29 - ItsAllForTheLulz **User deleted account**
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User avatar #38 to #29 - TheFallenAngel
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(08/27/2010) [-]
<.<
>.>
>.<
*fap*
#43 to #29 - anon id: e45bb5c3
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I Just Lost the Game
#32 to #29 - anon id: d39f8d01
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....i just died a little.
#3 - Pich
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So a pickle, penis and a cucumber?
A man takes out a cucumber and a pickle and just slaps his dick on the table and puts the cucumber and pickle down on that table and they all verbally converse?
Cool with me
User avatar #30 to #3 - IleDile
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(08/27/2010) [-]
Nah. It was a woman.
#2 - anon id: 8e090503
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i'm pretty sure that before a pickle is pickled, its a cucumber. so wouldnt this be two cucumbers and a penis?
#6 to #2 - Girlonfunnyjunk
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(08/27/2010) [-]
i thought a pickle was a gherkin?
User avatar #52 to #6 - EveryNameWasTaken
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a gherkin is slightly different i think
User avatar #93 to #6 - raibean
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A gherkin is a type of cucumber.
#8 to #2 - THEvaginator
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(08/27/2010) [-]
this..is a pickle
<----
#9 to #8 - kakemckake
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this. is a cucumber  
&lt;---
this. is a cucumber
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User avatar #20 to #9 - EmilioAuditore
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i love how noone posts a pic with a comment:

<----- this is a penius
User avatar #58 to #20 - dudemeister
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haha the pickle was ok, the cucmber, ok but when you put a penis in peoples faces, now that just plain ****** up haha
User avatar #62 to #58 - EmilioAuditore
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dont get me wrong when t comes to cock im like "DONT WANT **** OFF GET AWAY PUT ON PANTS I CANT THE ERECTION ANYMORE"
#63 to #62 - dudemeister
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User avatar #64 to #63 - EmilioAuditore
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yes thats the idea.
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#11 - blargattacks
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You don't grow a pickle, you grow a cucumber and then pickle it.
#12 to #11 - anon id: 6140ef22
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thank you so much buzz killington
#14 to #12 - BatCountry
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#13 to #12 - blargattacks
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Your welcome. :)
#55 to #13 - anon id: c3e033c8
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*you're
#92 to #55 - blargattacks
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Thank you my anonymous Grammar Nazi friend.
#22 to #12 - DarkBloom
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User avatar #19 - TheReich
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THEN THE BATTERY COMES FROM ****** NO WHERE AND SAYS "I HAVE TO WORK ALL THE TIME TILL I DIE, **** YOU THREE"
#16 - camthepedobear
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HEARD THISS JOKE ON ME LUNCH BRAKE   
  
LOLD BOUT IT TWICE NOW TODAY
HEARD THISS JOKE ON ME LUNCH BRAKE

LOLD BOUT IT TWICE NOW TODAY
#10 - myaccountisgonetoo
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#36 - TheBanana
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ITS SO GRAPHIC
User avatar #25 - KingMcSanders
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(08/27/2010) [-]
Why does a man have his penis next to talking food
User avatar #27 to #25 - Smartname
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(08/27/2010) [-]
Well dont all real men keep their penis near talking food... I know I do.