Worst things to hear on a first date. NOT A REPOST! Original was mine, I'm just resubmitting it.<br /> Hey! check out part 2! /funny_pictures/721054/Worst first date worst things
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Worst things to hear on a first date. NOT A REPOST! Original was mine, I'm just resubmitting it.<br /> Hey! check out part 2! /funny_pictures/721054/Worst

NOT A REPOST! Original was mine, I'm just resubmitting it.<br />
Hey! check out part 2! /funny_pictures/721054/Worst+things+to+hear+on+a+first+date+pt2/

Ten " the worst things
you could hear from a
girl on the first date:
I ' "ll am strongly pro feminism."
2. "My greatest achievement is
reaching level 80 on World "
Warcraft."
a. ‘What? Oh, its a scar from
where my penis used to be."
4. "look, here' s the truth.
I' m going to act real cute... I' m
going to call you "master" in bed
and pretend to fight and enjoy it.
Then fake some bruises and have
a rape test done. Then blackmail
you for all your worth."
B. "Want to know a secret? J' ait
transmit ms
maladies, and Pm really horny."
Cough translate tr you don' t
understand]
6.. "You can **** me, but my dad
can' t find out He gets jealous
real easy."
p,, "lets see if you' re any better
than my brother"
tit, ""You"" had herpes before right?”
I o. After taking her home:
Wow! I' never been in a kitchen
before!"
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User avatar #34 - Markisginger (08/26/2010) [-]
"You're the first partner that I've had that wasn't a horse."
User avatar #35 to #34 - sharkinacan (08/26/2010) [-]
******* lol, mid if i use in part three?
User avatar #37 to #35 - Markisginger (08/26/2010) [-]
No problem man, just give me a mention.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sharkinacan (08/26/2010) [-]
no probs :D
User avatar #39 to #38 - Markisginger (08/26/2010) [-]
Thanks man.
User avatar #36 to #35 - sharkinacan (08/26/2010) [-]
mind*
User avatar #24 - Slab (08/26/2010) [-]
I have 2 level 80s on wow :3 then stopped playing, i decided to get my life back... then lost it to FJ
#45 - xHeibel (08/26/2010) [-]
#2 is amazing, should be changed to "My favorite perks on Mw2 are One Man Army, Danger Close, and Commando"
#15 - John Cena (08/26/2010) [-]
my response to the first one
"je parle francais... GET THE **** OUT"
#16 to #15 - John Cena (08/26/2010) [-]
sorry, ment FIFTH
#7 - John Cena (08/25/2010) [-]
why is her having a penis in the past number 3??? THAT SHOULD NUMBER 1
User avatar #9 to #7 - sharkinacan (08/25/2010) [-]
no specific order, numbers are just there to separate statements and make it a bit easier to read.
User avatar #2 - Tannu (08/25/2010) [-]
my thumb:)
#33 - xatu (08/26/2010) [-]
how the hell is number 2 a bad thing, your on a date with a gamer. you can die now.
#21 - John Cena (08/26/2010) [-]
Um #2 Would not really offend me, it would be more of a turn on... Considering I have 7 level 80's on World of Warcraft. Just sayin'
User avatar #13 - TsukiKira (08/25/2010) [-]
You, sir, are funny. You therefore get my thumbs up! You should do things you don't want to hear from guys on a first date, too. XD
#11 - bigdoick (08/25/2010) [-]
i enjoyed, i thumbed
#5 - John Cena (08/25/2010) [-]
the french part is wrongly translated, but whatever, it should be: Jai des maladies transmis sexuellement.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sharkinacan (08/25/2010) [-]
I should be ashamed, I just got an A in French :O
User avatar #18 to #6 - Kainim (08/26/2010) [-]
yeah, you should be ashamed >.>
now it says I have sexually transmitted the diseases
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#3 to #1 - sharkinacan (08/25/2010) [-]
thankyou :)
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#8 - ooxXMimeYouNowXxoo (08/25/2010) [-]
Ded for next? :D
Ded for next? :D
User avatar #10 to #8 - sharkinacan (08/25/2010) [-]
perhaps...
User avatar #25 - DragonLordZ (08/26/2010) [-]
Number two is not bad thing. Means gamer chick. So **** you.
User avatar #26 to #25 - stallwallwriter (08/26/2010) [-]
I'm all for gaming, but friends don't let friends play world of warcraft.
User avatar #27 to #26 - DragonLordZ (08/26/2010) [-]
WoW is not that bad, honestly. Only if you let it take over your life. And having a level 80 character does not mean that. Getting one in two weeks, however, does.
User avatar #29 to #27 - stallwallwriter (08/26/2010) [-]
It's like drinking: okay for a good time, but not if you have an addictive personality.

...Is getting lvl80 in two weeks even possible? o_0
User avatar #30 to #29 - DragonLordZ (08/26/2010) [-]
Yes, it's exactly like drinking.


And yes. Unfortunately, yes it is.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sharkinacan (08/26/2010) [-]
You've done it, haven't you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - DragonLordZ (08/26/2010) [-]
No, I got bored around level 30 and stopped playing. My friend Nick got to like Level 56 in five days... so yeah.
User avatar #40 to #32 - mrwightproductions (08/26/2010) [-]
im nick!! :D i did the same thing as your friend. it seems as though nicks think alike
User avatar #50 - aamann (08/26/2010) [-]
I have a feeling number six has something to do with a sex change
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User avatar #41 - kingaxel (08/26/2010) [-]
/roll
User avatar #23 - kokaniTheUndead (08/26/2010) [-]
For the one in french, it should be "je t'ai sexuellement transmis ma maladie"

and in english it means " I sexually transmited aids to you"
User avatar #28 to #23 - stallwallwriter (08/26/2010) [-]
Actually, the way it is it could be translated "I have sexually transmitted diseases", referring to a history of giving STIs to partners. I don't know where you saw AIDS.
User avatar #43 to #28 - kokaniTheUndead (08/26/2010) [-]
Yeah sorry, english isn't my first language
#48 to #23 - Lolinator (08/26/2010) [-]
Sorry bro what you've just written translates as &quot;I have sexually transmitted my illness to you.&quot; But at least the french is right :)  
  
To sharkinacan:  
  
Just to clear it up for everyone, in french STIs are called MSTs (Maladies sexuellement transmissibles).  
  
It's &quot;Je t'ai donne' ma MST&quot; if you were trying to tell the person that you've given them an STD. If you were trying to say &quot;I have an STD and I'm horny&quot;, it's &quot;J'ai une MST et je suis excite'.&quot;  
Please don't use french and tell people to use google translate when that's clearly what you used yourself. It's like &quot;oh and if you're not smart enough to understand that, use google&quot;. I really am sorry if i sound like a smartass - i just saw confusion and, as a belgian, wanted to help. :)
Sorry bro what you've just written translates as "I have sexually transmitted my illness to you." But at least the french is right :)

To sharkinacan:

Just to clear it up for everyone, in french STIs are called MSTs (Maladies sexuellement transmissibles).

It's "Je t'ai donne' ma MST" if you were trying to tell the person that you've given them an STD. If you were trying to say "I have an STD and I'm horny", it's "J'ai une MST et je suis excite'."
Please don't use french and tell people to use google translate when that's clearly what you used yourself. It's like "oh and if you're not smart enough to understand that, use google". I really am sorry if i sound like a smartass - i just saw confusion and, as a belgian, wanted to help. :)
User avatar #51 to #48 - kokaniTheUndead (08/26/2010) [-]
Actuellement, ta replique m'a fait rire et merci pour la correction!
User avatar #52 to #51 - Lolinator (08/27/2010) [-]
je suis soulage' que ce n'e'tait pas choquant! quelques gens ici n'ont pas de l'humour quand quelqu'un dit quelquechose comme ca. mais c'est correcte, non?
User avatar #49 to #48 - Lolinator (08/26/2010) [-]
credit to you tho bro, your compilation is hilarious! :)
User avatar #20 - Pedopotato (08/26/2010) [-]
My greatest achievement is downing lich king 10 man
#19 - BananaTonight (08/26/2010) [-]
fail at the french-speaking, yo
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