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Mean Jokes

GSUGUY' S
10 totally offensive jokes
v " Q: What' s better than winning a
J, F gold medal in the Special Olympics?
A: Not being retarded.
I was reading in the paper today
about this dwarf that got
pickpocketed. How could anyone
stoop so low?
What' s so good about an Ethiopian blow
job?
You just KNOW she' ll swallow.
What do you get when you cross a black guy
with an octopus? I don' t know but it sure
could pick a lot of cotton.
D oea. t A smoking hot girl walks into a bar. A
guy at the bar says, "Wow, you' re gonna
get laid tonight!" She replies, "Hehe,
how do you know?"
And he replies, "Because I' m stronger
iar than you."
hope you enjoyed or at least laughed ONCE
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Submitted: 08/21/2010
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#15 - Absolut (08/22/2010) [-]
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#109 to #15 - fungusamongus (08/22/2010) [-]
not again!
+2
#33 to #15 - TonyTheTerrorist **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #18 to #15 - randomfishguy (08/22/2010) [-]
Collegehumor! :D
#28 - jcatfour (08/22/2010) [-]
:D
+18
#9 - EpicRageGuy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #9 - squeaky (08/22/2010) [-]
Yeah, but airplane food sucks no matter what.
User avatar #17 to #9 - Ulmer (08/22/2010) [-]
as long as they don't serve us those goddamn peanuts
User avatar #116 - imthatguy (08/22/2010) [-]
i had a joke but a ****** stole it
#99 - rugersuperredhawk (08/22/2010) [-]
Whats the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

Canoes tip

Black guy and his girlfriend are in the car, who's driving?

The cops

I had another joke, but a ****** stole it
#108 to #99 - hacman (08/22/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a black guy and a canoe?

people are happy to see the canoe float
#8 - Telekinetic **User deleted account** (08/22/2010) [-]
the ethiopian one-

if you're not careful, she'll also bite your dick off. just sayin...
#65 to #8 - OSconQUISTador (08/22/2010) [-]
First hand experience?
#4 - anon (08/22/2010) [-]
The "vegetable" is hot as **** ... just sayin
User avatar #7 to #4 - KINGOFTHESTARS (08/22/2010) [-]
yep
#2 - jjholt (08/21/2010) [-]
best laugh I've had all night
User avatar #156 - beatle (08/22/2010) [-]
whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout?
boyscouts comeback from camp
User avatar #152 - grizzlyatver (08/22/2010) [-]
what does bunjee jumping and a hooker have in common?

both cost $100 and if the rubber breaks your screwed!
User avatar #151 - KillenZehJews (08/22/2010) [-]
have you ever had Ethiopian food?





neither have they
#154 to #151 - kiddoforever (08/22/2010) [-]
I have. It's quite delicious.
User avatar #163 to #154 - KillenZehJews (08/22/2010) [-]
Buzzkillington, why do you have to be such a buzzkill
#166 to #163 - kiddoforever (08/22/2010) [-]
Did you know that Ethiopian dishes often have Injerta included in the meal? Injerta is a thin sourdough pancake like sheet and it's used for picking up the food like a fork. It's quite delicious..
#170 to #166 - kiddoforever (08/22/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, I seem to have made a spelling error. I meant Injera. Not Injerta.
User avatar #168 to #166 - KillenZehJews (08/22/2010) [-]
SHUT UP OR I'LL COOK YOU...... IN AN OVEN
#173 to #168 - kiddoforever (08/22/2010) [-]
BUT I'M NOT JEWISH!!
User avatar #174 to #173 - KillenZehJews (08/22/2010) [-]
guess what
User avatar #177 to #176 - KillenZehJews (08/22/2010) [-]
not a single **** is given
#183 to #180 - KillenZehJews (08/22/2010) [-]
good, now get in
#190 to #183 - kiddoforever (08/22/2010) [-]
Silly Hitler. That is a pizza oven.
This is a proper oven!
#192 to #190 - anon (08/23/2010) [-]
Gentlemen please, we're in a civilized age, I'm sure you'll find this oven more appropriate.
#88 - kilerkid (08/22/2010) [-]
lol jk
lol jk
#70 - SuperKJ (08/22/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 - DoggyBouncer (08/22/2010) [-]
What do you call a white baby drowning?
A problem.
What do you call 2 white babies drowning
A bigger Problem
What do you call a black baby drowning
Bound to happen
User avatar #11 - Slipperynuts (08/22/2010) [-]
Why can't Hellen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman.
#3 - raincoatguy (08/21/2010) [-]
Please sir can I have some more.
#5 to #3 - mattinorodrigez **User deleted account** (08/22/2010) [-]
WOOOOOOOOOOOT?
User avatar #92 - BlackieChan (08/22/2010) [-]
did u know 98% of black men prefer sex in the shower

the other 2% have never been to prison
#101 to #92 - CrayonsAreEpic (08/22/2010) [-]
what you did. its there. and i see it. xDDDD
what you did. its there. and i see it. xDDDD
#150 - Mox (08/22/2010) [-]
another survivor of the pakistan floods has been named  
  
mustafa dingy  
  
  
  
  
too soon?
another survivor of the pakistan floods has been named

mustafa dingy




too soon?
User avatar #44 - GreenGrinder (08/22/2010) [-]
These jokes are sick and discusting.



I like.
#1 - AnimeJay (08/21/2010) [-]
I laughed the whole way through
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