The Robot Lie Detector. holy number one, thanks guys, ive been on the front page plenty of times but crap, number 1?<br /> A Dirty Joke: /funny_pictures/7 HTE Robot lie Detector
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The Robot Lie Detector

The Robot Lie Detector. holy number one, thanks guys, ive been on the front page plenty of times but crap, number 1?<br /> A Dirty Joke: /funny_pictures/7

holy **** number one, thanks guys, ive been on the front page plenty of times but crap, number 1?<br />
A Dirty Joke: /funny_pictures/710283/A+Dirty+Joke/

John was a salesman' s delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change.
One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
was about 5: 30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son,
returned home from school. Tommy was ayer 2 hours late.
Where have you been? Why are you ayer 2 hours late getting
home?' asked John.
Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,'
said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.
Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you
really were after school.'
We went to Bobby' s house and watched a movie,' said Tommy.
What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
The Ten Commandments,' answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
knocking him off his chair once more.
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, " am sorry I
lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'
l am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never
lied to my parents.'
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that
nearly knocked him out of his chair..
Marsha doubled ayer in laughter, almost in tears and said, , Boy, did
you ever ask for that one! You can' t he too mad with Tommy. After
all, he is your sinl'
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and
knocked her out of her chair.
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#17 - Telekinetic **User deleted account** (08/22/2010) [-]
...what was that marsha?
...what was that marsha?
User avatar #142 to #17 - JonRoutery (08/22/2010) [-]
ACHEIVMENT UNLOCKED: POST APOCALYPTIC
#359 to #17 - ADMlN (08/22/2010) [-]
you heard me!
you heard me!
#19 to #17 - PimpCaneShotGun (08/22/2010) [-]
Some men. Just want to watch the world burn
+26
#25 to #19 - JackSkellington has deleted their comment [-]
+2
#28 to #19 - JJSwagger **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#41 - ijustwannnavote (08/22/2010) [-]
whore  
&lt;-------
whore
<-------
#100 to #41 - Chumalicious (08/22/2010) [-]
Agreed.
Agreed.
#34 - Bombargo (08/22/2010) [-]
Where I can get this robot?
#370 - TheGameGod (08/22/2010) [-]
mom?
User avatar #133 - sectorthirteen (08/22/2010) [-]
my uterus just exploded due to laughter.

and Im a guy
#158 to #133 - Rascal (08/22/2010) [-]
You, my good sir, are a scholar and a saint. You have successfully made my day. You deserve TEH ENTAYR INTERNETZ :D :D :D
#54 - ImmortalTechnique (08/22/2010) [-]
so.....Epic!
so.....Epic!
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#56 to #54 - Potassiumxthree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - ImmortalTechnique (08/22/2010) [-]
oh well i didnt know that i just found it on some website and decided to use it.
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#59 to #57 - Potassiumxthree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#5 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (08/21/2010) [-]
marsha got owned.
#179 - jpop (08/22/2010) [-]
Comment Picture
#229 to #179 - gameraddict (08/22/2010) [-]
looks like someone just won a lifetime supply of kfc!
User avatar #102 - Riukanojutsu ONLINE (08/22/2010) [-]
this joke suck
beiber like girl
i can beat chuck norris
im god
you suck

*get beat to death by robot*
#126 to #102 - Rascal (08/22/2010) [-]
these are all good except the chuck norris one. he's so old and weak even justin bieber can kick his ass.
#214 - trevmike (08/22/2010) [-]
<- What the robot was thinking.
#51 - TheModernNinja (08/22/2010) [-]
&lt;-- Me and everyone else when I read that last part
<-- Me and everyone else when I read that last part
#53 to #51 - SirSpunkalot (08/22/2010) [-]
you sir, ******* win
#47 - paranoidpete (08/22/2010) [-]
reminds me of king og the hill
#52 to #47 - lil lady (08/22/2010) [-]
lol except dale is just a retard
#55 to #52 - Rascal (08/22/2010) [-]
but he's also hilarious
#31 - couragewolf ONLINE (08/22/2010) [-]
hahahahahahah!
User avatar #32 to #31 - Totaler (08/22/2010) [-]
it's Ron White!
#228 - Alse (08/22/2010) [-]
say what?!
say what?!
#216 - romdude (08/22/2010) [-]
I GET IT... he was adopted!
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#220 to #216 - TheOnlyGodzilla has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #221 to #220 - romdude (08/22/2010) [-]
was tht sarcasm or u cdnt tel tht it was a joke?
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#224 to #221 - TheOnlyGodzilla has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #227 to #224 - romdude (08/22/2010) [-]
so the blonde picture and the 3 dots werent enough, and IM stupid.
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#267 to #227 - TheOnlyGodzilla has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #269 to #267 - romdude (08/22/2010) [-]
no its ok, ive already slapped ur mom
User avatar #394 to #269 - TheOnlyGodzilla (08/23/2010) [-]
me to stupid bitch was out of the kitchen
User avatar #399 to #394 - romdude (08/24/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #223 to #220 - TheBarneyStinson (08/22/2010) [-]
Pssht, that's the joke.
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#173 - Zeratool **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#178 to #173 - jpop (08/22/2010) [-]
then id have to give you some pie
#181 to #178 - MrMacky (08/22/2010) [-]
LOOK its fry!
LOOK its fry!
#184 to #181 - Xgengamer (08/22/2010) [-]
c-c-c-c-c-c-not this again.
#187 to #181 - Rascal (08/22/2010) [-]
then i would say id have to break this combo
User avatar #183 to #178 - BlackHand (08/22/2010) [-]
I've always thought pie is much better than cake, anyway
#188 to #178 - Rascal (08/22/2010) [-]
COMBO ************ BREAKER
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#182 to #178 - BobTheBeast **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#172 - Arturotheone (08/22/2010) [-]
HELL YEA! NOT MY SON!
HELL YEA! NOT MY SON!
User avatar #180 to #172 - MrMacky (08/22/2010) [-]
UMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMUMU
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#185 to #172 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#76 - Windbear (08/22/2010) [-]
I have got to be updated....
#177 - WTFLMAO (08/22/2010) [-]
<--------------------- marsha
#189 to #177 - GodLovesGaga (08/22/2010) [-]
Did somebody say... Poker Face?
#198 to #189 - qwertatious (08/22/2010) [-]
huh?
huh?
#195 to #189 - Iswallow (08/22/2010) [-]
MY EYESSS!!
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