How to Control Your Dreams. I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS. How To Control Your Dreams First you need to draw a dot on each thumbs dots dreams
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How to Control Your Dreams

How to Control Your Dreams. I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS. How To Control Your Dreams First you need to draw a dot on each

I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS

How To Control Your Dreams
First you need to draw a dot on each of your
thumb nuckles, like so... I
Now about every couple of minutes until you go
to sleep, look down at your thumbs and say ''I
am not dreaming" so your brain fully remembers
the two dots on your thumbs. Before you go to
sleep, keep reminding yourself that their are two
dots on your thumbs.
When you fall asleep, (the hard part) try to look
at your thumbs in the dream.
When you see your thumbs have no dots on
them, you will know that you are dreaming. You
may wake up because usually when you know
you' re sleeping, you wake up. " may take a
few days to stay asleep when you see you
have no dots.
When you can finally control your dreams, you
can do whatever the **** you want, kinda like
...
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#544 - mrcrowley (08/20/2010) [-]
so many people are gonna get raped in my dreams i **** you not
User avatar #1020 to #544 - Fabianz (12/30/2010) [-]
You probaly are wondering, WTF why does he reply on this 4 month old comment?! But I dont really have a reason. I am bored. Really bored.
#580 to #544 - anikan (08/20/2010) [-]
I will murder my family.
User avatar #736 to #580 - ImNotPedobear (08/20/2010) [-]
*in dream* Oh look at that, it's 2:47, bitch raping time!
User avatar #971 to #736 - DirtyShizno (08/21/2010) [-]
Predators?
User avatar #557 to #544 - hellsmaw (08/20/2010) [-]
in my dreams, i **** you not, many people are so gonna get raped
XD
#926 to #544 - ScottishPirate (08/20/2010) [-]
This is probably whats going to happen in my dreams.
User avatar #966 to #544 - Thedudeyouknow (08/21/2010) [-]
How would it be rape if you can dream them to have sex with you willingly?
User avatar #975 to #966 - jacksparojr (08/21/2010) [-]
yea sure willingly......
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User avatar #547 to #544 - arrowhead ONLINE (08/20/2010) [-]
You deserve an internets.
User avatar #91 - Vanthemin (08/20/2010) [-]
what if i have a dream that i dont have any thumbs?
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User avatar #95 to #91 - yourmomsixtynine (08/20/2010) [-]
well, that will probably alert you that you are sleeping.
#28 - CaptainObviousMan (08/19/2010) [-]
I've got a better idea...
User avatar #43 to #28 - yeahsexay (08/19/2010) [-]
i have a totem XD
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#31 to #28 - RacismNazi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #28 - lawlzaraptor (08/19/2010) [-]
oh hell naw!
#2 - AwfulWaffle (08/19/2010) [-]
Im gonna wake up in a puddle of semen
#8 to #2 - Rascal (08/19/2010) [-]
...can I join?
User avatar #36 to #8 - CarlosRayNorris (08/19/2010) [-]
MULTIPLAYER!
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User avatar #797 to #793 - YellowFaceGuy (08/20/2010) [-]
kick your dreams.....wtf could you be dreaming about of which you cant do?!?!?!
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#567 to #552 - Lukanator (08/20/2010) [-]
I had a Dreamcast.
#588 to #567 - TheRetardedMonkey (08/20/2010) [-]
I have a dreamcicle
#546 - kungfap (08/20/2010) [-]
"Hey biggie, what did you think of inception?"



"IT WAS ALL A DREAM"
User avatar #942 to #546 - ewwyourblack (08/20/2010) [-]
i use to read wordup magazines
#549 to #546 - blarghydargh (08/20/2010) [-]
BITCH IT WAS ABOUT TO FALL OVER
User avatar #541 - joshwontwon (08/20/2010) [-]
Lucid dreams, they help you get laid when you can't in real life :)
User avatar #344 - Masterpoda (08/20/2010) [-]
I have 2 things to say.
1. this totally works
2. sex with angelina jolie is awesome
#355 to #344 - GodOfGodz (08/20/2010) [-]
**** . You beat me to it.
#386 - RussianReversal (08/20/2010) [-]
In Soviet Russia dream controls YOU!!!!
User avatar #393 to #386 - NachozRLife (08/20/2010) [-]
You, sir, have an awesome name.
#277 - Rascal (08/20/2010) [-]
Except this can cause sleep paralysis, which is some freaky **** . Your body is asleep, but you are able to open your eyes and look around.

Did I mention you hallucinate? Yeah. You trip balls. You pretty much have a nightmare in real life while you're in a near-vegetative state.

Because you put dots on your thumbs.
#279 to #277 - Rascal (08/20/2010) [-]
You can't open your eyes during sleep paralysis.
All your muscles are paralysed, including the muscles in your eyelids..
#297 to #277 - Rascal (08/20/2010) [-]
this happened to me once when i was nine it ****** me up for WEEKS serously it was so scary
it was like i was awake i could see every thing and i was awake exsept i was tripin bad , not the good bad but the BAD bad
#304 to #277 - Rascal (08/20/2010) [-]
always happened to me. i was watching rocket power and all of a sudden i couldnt move. but i heard a voice.

*************
User avatar #318 to #277 - onacid (08/20/2010) [-]
You can get high with dots on your thumbs? sweet
#870 - Ouronlysaviortwo (08/20/2010) [-]
I had a dream once that I somehow won 2 million, dollars, when I woke up, I thought I had the money, so I looked where I put it in the dream, AND IT WASN'T ******* THERE
User avatar #875 to #870 - SofaKingSick (08/20/2010) [-]
been there, done that.
User avatar #929 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/20/2010) [-]
Finally, me and my wash bucket may live together without judgement. *Sniffle* Thank you.
User avatar #606 - Happytreefriend (08/20/2010) [-]
can i be like spongebob and jump out of mne and into other peoples?
#607 to #606 - newtoast (08/20/2010) [-]
or like patrick, and ride the seahorse
#609 to #607 - pedobearwumbo **User deleted account** (08/20/2010) [-]
Shoot....that was my last quarter
#641 to #609 - SharkkAttackk (08/20/2010) [-]
Oh well!

-sits on unmoving seahorse-
User avatar #424 - DoctorMusic (08/20/2010) [-]
I have been able to control my dreams on only one occasion. Unfortunately, it wasn't as fun as I thought it would be. First of all, in the dream I was all alone on the top of the cliff, so it wasn't like there were any women around. And for some reason, my mind decided to keep the laws of physics around when I jumped. Not exactly a joyous occasion.
User avatar #429 to #424 - bbtheman (08/20/2010) [-]
i lol'd
#406 - Rascal (08/20/2010) [-]
Nicely done.
Nicely done.
User avatar #410 to #406 - fickdich (08/20/2010) [-]
pic makes the comment 19846454654 better
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User avatar #761 to #754 - CityKid (08/20/2010) [-]
lol i never get tired of that ****
#768 to #754 - Mahnewaccount (08/20/2010) [-]
You are so ******* lucky.
#760 to #754 - kiddoforever (08/20/2010) [-]
weird. my dreams end up like this..
weird. my dreams end up like this..
#467 - ICANTEHPOWER (08/20/2010) [-]
I can do anything?
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