How to Control Your Dreams. I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS. How To Control Your Dreams First you need to draw a dot on each thumbs dots dreams
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How to Control Your Dreams. I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS. How To Control Your Dreams First you need to draw a dot on each

I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS

How To Control Your Dreams
First you need to draw a dot on each of your
thumb nuckles, like so... I
Now about every couple of minutes until you go
to sleep, look down at your thumbs and say ''I
am not dreaming" so your brain fully remembers
the two dots on your thumbs. Before you go to
sleep, keep reminding yourself that their are two
dots on your thumbs.
When you fall asleep, (the hard part) try to look
at your thumbs in the dream.
When you see your thumbs have no dots on
them, you will know that you are dreaming. You
may wake up because usually when you know
you' re sleeping, you wake up. " may take a
few days to stay asleep when you see you
have no dots.
When you can finally control your dreams, you
can do whatever the fuck you want, kinda like
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#544 - mrcrowley
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(08/20/2010) [-]
so many people are gonna get raped in my dreams i **** you not
#580 to #544 - anikan
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(08/20/2010) [-]
I will murder my family.
User avatar #736 to #580 - ImNotPedobear
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(08/20/2010) [-]
*in dream* Oh look at that, it's 2:47, bitch raping time!
User avatar #971 to #736 - DirtyShizno
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(08/21/2010) [-]
Predators?
User avatar #1020 to #544 - Fabianz
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(12/30/2010) [-]
You probaly are wondering, WTF why does he reply on this 4 month old comment?! But I dont really have a reason. I am bored. Really bored.
User avatar #557 to #544 - hellsmaw
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(08/20/2010) [-]
in my dreams, i **** you not, many people are so gonna get raped
XD
#926 to #544 - ScottishPirate
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(08/20/2010) [-]
This is probably whats going to happen in my dreams.
User avatar #966 to #544 - Thedudeyouknow
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(08/21/2010) [-]
How would it be rape if you can dream them to have sex with you willingly?
User avatar #975 to #966 - jacksparojr
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(08/21/2010) [-]
yea sure willingly......
#679 to #544 - BlueWaffles **User deleted account**
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User avatar #547 to #544 - arrowhead
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(08/20/2010) [-]
You deserve an internets.
User avatar #91 - Vanthemin
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(08/20/2010) [-]
what if i have a dream that i dont have any thumbs?
#94 to #91 - indiankid
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User avatar #95 to #91 - yourmomsixtynine
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(08/20/2010) [-]
well, that will probably alert you that you are sleeping.
#602 - Crusader
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(08/20/2010) [-]
HEY, I had a dream once, that funnyjunk was full of funny pics, not just guides on how to do ****... but that was just a dream
#610 to #602 - anon id: 0e5fcf76
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i had a dream once that funnyjunk wasnt filled with all you fags obsessed with bacon and getting to divider of zero or some ****
User avatar #613 to #610 - Crusader
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(08/20/2010) [-]
I don't want to get any level, or bacon. I just want funny stuff.
#552 - oldspiceweasel **User deleted account**
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#567 to #552 - Lukanator
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(08/20/2010) [-]
I had a Dreamcast.
#588 to #567 - TheRetardedMonkey
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(08/20/2010) [-]
I have a dreamcicle
User avatar #789 - SFWandNSFW
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(08/20/2010) [-]
It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.
The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
#852 to #789 - Jameshaich
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(08/20/2010) [-]
Nice..you can steal from sickipedia
#998 to #789 - anon id: 8154c427
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#801 to #789 - Viruzzz **User deleted account**
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#812 to #789 - HugePanda
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(08/20/2010) [-]
hard cock you say?
#813 to #789 - Phritzie
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(08/20/2010) [-]
My drink made a reappearance alllll over my computer screen.. nice job..
My drink made a reappearance alllll over my computer screen.. nice job..
#837 to #789 - TheAlchemist **User deleted account**
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#386 - RussianReversal
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(08/20/2010) [-]
In Soviet Russia dream controls YOU!!!!
User avatar #393 to #386 - NachozRLife
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(08/20/2010) [-]
You, sir, have an awesome name.
#28 - CaptainObviousMan
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(08/19/2010) [-]
I've got a better idea...
User avatar #43 to #28 - yeahsexay
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(08/19/2010) [-]
i have a totem XD
User avatar #34 to #28 - CarlosRayNorris
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(08/19/2010) [-]
aw ****
#31 to #28 - RacismNazi **User deleted account**
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#39 to #28 - lawlzaraptor
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(08/19/2010) [-]
oh hell naw!
#457 - TheJoz
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(08/20/2010) [-]
****!?? you guys think this a joke?! My wife died doing this!!!
#380 - Swarley **User deleted account**
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#389 to #380 - TheCronicX
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#2 - AwfulWaffle
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(08/19/2010) [-]
Im gonna wake up in a puddle of semen
#8 to #2 - anon id: 3e73effa
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(08/19/2010) [-]
...can I join?
User avatar #36 to #8 - CarlosRayNorris
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(08/19/2010) [-]
MULTIPLAYER!