How to Control Your Dreams. I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS. How To Control Your Dreams First you need to draw a dot on each thumbs dots dreams
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How to Control Your Dreams

I learned how to do this when i was stumbling once. IT REALLY WORKS

How To Control Your Dreams
First you need to draw a dot on each of your
thumb nuckles, like so... I
Now about every couple of minutes until you go
to sleep, look down at your thumbs and say ''I
am not dreaming" so your brain fully remembers
the two dots on your thumbs. Before you go to
sleep, keep reminding yourself that their are two
dots on your thumbs.
When you fall asleep, (the hard part) try to look
at your thumbs in the dream.
When you see your thumbs have no dots on
them, you will know that you are dreaming. You
may wake up because usually when you know
you' re sleeping, you wake up. " may take a
few days to stay asleep when you see you
have no dots.
When you can finally control your dreams, you
can do whatever the **** you want, kinda like
...
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Submitted: 08/19/2010
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#544 - mrcrowley (08/20/2010) [+] (10 replies)
so many people are gonna get raped in my dreams i **** you not
User avatar #91 - Vanthemin (08/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
what if i have a dream that i dont have any thumbs?
#602 - Crusader (08/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
HEY, I had a dream once, that funnyjunk was full of funny pics, not just guides on how to do **** ... but that was just a dream
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#552 - oldspiceweasel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #789 - SFWandNSFW (08/20/2010) [+] (6 replies)
It's so awkward when you send a private text message to the wrong person.
The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my cock hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
#386 - RussianReversal (08/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
In Soviet Russia dream controls YOU!!!!
#28 - CaptainObviousMan (08/19/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I've got a better idea...
#457 - TheJoz (08/20/2010) [-]
**** !?? you guys think this a joke?! My wife died doing this!!!
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#2 - AwfulWaffle (08/19/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Im gonna wake up in a puddle of semen
#620 - Crusader (08/20/2010) [+] (6 replies)
What if right now, we are in a dream, just a very long one, as we undertsand it. And in "reality" we are just like 5 or something sleeping. And when we wake up, we have a chance to know what is gonna happen up until the point where we woke up in our dream.
What if right now, we are in a dream, just a very long one, as we undertsand it. And in "reality" we are just like 5 or something sleeping. And when we wake up, we have a chance to know what is gonna happen up until the point where we woke up in our dream.
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User avatar #209 - Wesker (08/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I had a dream I was being chased by a clown through a supermarket. I woke up, I went back to sleep, then I went back into the dream. After realizing that it WAS a dream, and that I could do whatever I wanted, I spawned a chainsaw.


...too bad that the clown was Chainsaw-proof. :\
#125 - respectmyauthority (08/20/2010) [+] (5 replies)
and then this happens.  
and you're like.  
						****					.
and then this happens.
and you're like.
**** .
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User avatar #1 - babs (08/19/2010) [-]
the hard part was drawing the dot on my left hand.
#546 - kungfap (08/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
"Hey biggie, what did you think of inception?"



"IT WAS ALL A DREAM"
User avatar #541 - joshwontwon (08/20/2010) [-]
Lucid dreams, they help you get laid when you can't in real life :)
User avatar #344 - Masterpoda ONLINE (08/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I have 2 things to say.
1. this totally works
2. sex with angelina jolie is awesome
#249 - SuccessfulNegroII (08/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
We must go deeper.
#253 to #249 - cian (08/20/2010) [-]
Thats what she said!
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