Worth the Read 3. I hate you all. Part 4. NO MORE /funny_pictures/699934/Worth+the+Read+4/.. ok this was senior year in high school and me and my friend were bored and just messing around so he says watch this and asked to go the the bathroom so this wa worth the read Long funny
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#117 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
A guy at my old high school stood up during geography, unzipped his pants, and hit the guy in front of him over the head with his penis. The teacher, and everyone else in the classroom, stared at him in utter disbelief.
Right after he got back from being expelled for two weeks, a different teacher, during class, asked him what had happened. He stood up, unzipped his pants, and hit the guy next to him over the head with his penis.
User avatar #129 to #117 - samoaspider (08/17/2010) [-]
win.
User avatar #168 to #117 - HeadBitchInCharge (08/17/2010) [-]
lmfao xDD
I really hope this gets posted in the next one.
User avatar #578 to #117 - freshblob (08/18/2010) [-]
LOL XD
#462 to #117 - Hizzyfizzy (08/17/2010) [-]
LMAOWWASIN
#1010 to #117 - demented (08/18/2010) [-]
That was an epic story bro. You deserve those thumbs
That was an epic story bro. You deserve those thumbs
User avatar #206 to #117 - Sick (08/17/2010) [-]
your comment actually made me lol, i want comment favoring for the first time!
User avatar #61 - bradynissen (08/17/2010) [-]
My friend and I were in Life Science, and he called someone a dick (can't remember why). Our science teacher calmly turns towards him and says, "We're in life science, so you are going to have to call him a he correct name from now on. Call him a penis."
Our entire class broke out laughing.
User avatar #80 to #61 - EMODOG (08/17/2010) [-]
i love ur life science teacher mine in 7th grade was a fat ashole that we ****** with all of the school year
#93 to #61 - Elemental (08/17/2010) [-]
OMG- Once in my grade 8 science I called my friend a dick and the teacher was like "HEY! Thats not appropriate!" So I was like "I'm sorry" then I turned to my friend and was like "Your such a penis..."
User avatar #111 to #61 - TheZealot (08/17/2010) [-]
My Science teacher one day heard someone calling someone else Gay, and she said, "Hey, that's not nice! Just say Bi-Curious."

And from that day onward, it was okay to call someone gay - as long as you said Bi-Curious =P
User avatar #75 to #61 - TheConmyster (08/17/2010) [-]
That sounds like something my old science teacher would do.
#729 - MaggitheSecond **User deleted account** (08/18/2010) [-]
WHY THE HELL WONT ANYTHING LOAD
User avatar #196 - debunny (08/17/2010) [-]
when i was eleven, my health teacher whos name sounds like misses suck, was going on and on about eating right while eating a doughnut. two kids in the front snickerd and she started yelling things like " you are disrupting my class you stupid kids." then out of her rage she turns to this kid who hasent done **** and yells " go to the principls office" but the kid who didnt do anything is like " but i didnt do anything!" then the teacher is like screaming " YOU WILL BE SUSPENDED. DONT YOU DARE TALK BACK TO ME! GO NOW" so the kid goes muttering swear words. then the teacher has a psychotic breakdown, talking for five minutes about random stuff like dont do drugs, but she ended talking about carrots.
#200 to #196 - debunny (08/17/2010) [-]
another time she got suspended from teaching becuse she yelled " SHUT UP YOU DAMN KIDS!!!!!" at one of her classes. i just want to punch her.
pic unrelated.
#133 - BlackCatBlvd (08/17/2010) [-]
I have a good one.
Ok, so I overheard my parents talking about sending me to boarding school, saying I'm "gifted" and **** . Well I'm pissed, because my only real friend is my current teacher. So I clear my head, and take off from my house for a little bit. Well next thing you know (and this is still kind of blurry), I'm knocked out for I don't know how long. It's cold out, and I'm basically frozen when some girl finds me. She is smoking hot, and really sweet; helping me up and brushing snow off me and stuff. She stopped her brother's ride (who is so egotistical its almost a bit funny) just to help me. The recognize me as "that gifted kid" (I was fairly well known) and offered a lift.
But first they had to break Appa out of the ice, too.
User avatar #496 to #133 - BrickHead (08/17/2010) [-]
What you did. It's there. And I see it.
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User avatar #178 to #133 - XxNearliekbaconxX (08/17/2010) [-]
epic story brah.
User avatar #190 to #133 - reallynsane (08/17/2010) [-]
this is why we should be able to favorite comments....
User avatar #139 to #133 - boley (08/17/2010) [-]
Win
#146 to #139 - xDontBeAHaterx **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [-]
EPIC Win!
User avatar #148 to #133 - jewboccka (08/17/2010) [-]
ICY wat you did there very funny
+9
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User avatar #322 - ChokeOnYourPride (08/17/2010) [-]
Ok, during lunch I'm usually that loud girl you see being stupid with her friends. One day, me and all my friends were making fun of the Tourettes guy videos on youtube and screaming "BOB SAGET!" and " **** !" " **** !" and etc. Well, my choir teacher, who so happens to hate cursing, walks behind my little group right as I say " **** IT IN THE ASSSSSS!" I figured I was pretty screwed considering my class was after lunch. During class she pulls me into her office and asks me why I "decided to use such language" and be "unclassy." The only thing I tell her is I also have tourettes and it happens every 4 to 6 hours. She believes me and now I can scream any cuss word in my choir class.
User avatar #54 - anikan (08/17/2010) [-]
alright, i had this teacher. for security reasons, i won't tell you her name was Janet Mead, Science teacher for seventh grade in Williamstown Middle School. Yeah, I won't tell you any of that. Anyway, one day, she was just doing some boring-ass lecture and some kids are talking in the back. She can never hear anything. At one point, some kid screams "HOLY STIFF NIPPLES!"She didn't even move. So we go on, not paying attention and talking. So then, the only two black kids in the whole class that day started talking, almost whispering. She then turns around and gives them both after-school detentions (3-7's).
User avatar #70 to #54 - anikan (08/17/2010) [-]
So then, instead of just being pissed off like the rest of us would do, he stand's up on the table and yells, "BITCH, YOU ONE RACIST-ASS MOTHA ***** ". Our class burst into laughter, and we were all laughing for the rest of the day. True story.
User avatar #85 to #70 - EMODOG (08/17/2010) [-]
WOW!!
#819 to #70 - John Cena (08/18/2010) [-]
Would that be Janet P. Mead who lives in Williamstown, NJ (zip 08094) who is about 50 years old, Caucasian with dark hair, living in a single story home, estimated at slightly less than 10,000 square feet, located on W. Lois Drive, [no address unless you find it yourself] living with multiple family members, earning between $53k and $58k annually?

I did it for teh lulz.
#820 to #819 - John Cena (08/18/2010) [-]
By the way, I would really like to know if I'm right. This is really entertaining.
#1050 to #820 - anikan (08/19/2010) [-]
... yes. though i dont know how you got that, considering i didnt even tell you her name. <_< >_> (pic unrelated)
#1037 to #819 - ChickenDipper (08/18/2010) [-]
Did you REALLY look her up?
#281 - Kortuga (08/17/2010) [-]
You know those rides at amusement parks that spin around vertically
and you go upside down and **** ? Well I waas on one of those and there was this chick sitting across from me. Was she hot?
Dosen't matter, she had like an R cup. I got an immediate boner, which was promptly crushed by the safety thingy.
So the ride starts, and she starts screaming like she's getting buttraped. Her eyes were closeed the whole time. the ride went up for it's first full circle and I noticed that her shirt was loose.
Very loose.
so I'm in my seat craning my neck to see, and what do you know.
Her boob falls out, and she doesn't notice for about 30 seconds.
I pretended I didn't notice which was pretty hard. too bad my dick still
hurts from the safety bar.
User avatar #292 to #281 - Himynameisjacob (08/17/2010) [-]
That is an experience I would never forget.

Ever.
#848 - PalmTreePruner (08/18/2010) [-]
<-- this **** isnt funny
User avatar #702 - Industrie (08/18/2010) [-]
Worth the read? How bout "Try to Read", damn thing doesn't appear
+3
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#250 - nolimits (08/17/2010) [-]
I think every one of these stories was about someone still in middle school...
wow I never knew FJ was so young.
User avatar #297 to #250 - Himynameisjacob (08/17/2010) [-]
The author seems to be older, but happened to have many fun memories from middle school. Especially seeing as Middle School teachers are incredibly condescending and of inferior intelligence.
#13 - AccountwasWiped (08/17/2010) [-]
this one time, in band camp......
#649 - Yomumasofat (08/18/2010) [-]
THIS ONE TIME I WAS ABOUT TO BONE MY GIRLFRIEND AND THEN SHE SCREAMED SO I LOOKED UP AND THERE WAS BIGFOOT SO THEN I WENT BACK TO BONE GIRLFRIEND BUT THE MOSQUITO'S WERE GOING CRAZY AND SHE SAID THERE WAS NO WAY.
User avatar #652 to #649 - JAlbastlkr (08/18/2010) [-]
you sir...you made my night
#655 to #652 - John Cena (08/18/2010) [-]
thanks, btw i logged out and have forgotte my password so im ******
#903 - John Cena (08/18/2010) [-]
I see dead pictures..
#905 to #903 - John Cena (08/18/2010) [-]
How often do you see these 'dead' pictures...
#910 to #905 - John Cena (08/18/2010) [-]
Alll tha time!
User avatar #923 to #910 - tommyslim (08/18/2010) [-]
**** just got real.
#960 to #934 - ICANTEHPOWER (08/18/2010) [-]
**** just got real...
User avatar #73 - lebronjamesxxiii (08/17/2010) [-]
ok this was senior year in high school and me and my friend were bored and just messing around so he says watch this and asked to go the the bathroom so this want special or anything but about 10 minutes later i hear a knocking noise he was throwing rocks at the window outside the classroom and thats not the best part he climbed about a 30 foot tree! so the whole class pulls out there phones and takes pictures and the teacher didnt even find out!
User avatar #74 to #73 - lebronjamesxxiii (08/17/2010) [-]
50+ thumbs and i show the picture
#81 to #74 - ChristTheWalk **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [-]
Make it twenty, then as a reward, you get 30 moar...
User avatar #82 to #81 - lebronjamesxxiii (08/17/2010) [-]
30 and twenty more
#87 to #82 - ChristTheWalk **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [-]
DEal :D
#412 to #354 - DrPedoHater (08/17/2010) [-]
LOL, nice. =D
#367 to #74 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
It was a cool story, bro....
But then you dun thumbwhored....
User avatar #369 to #367 - lebronjamesxxiii (08/17/2010) [-]
but i fullfilled the promise and i thumbwhored to get in the next one im am sorry anon
User avatar #138 - boley (08/17/2010) [-]
This one time at band camp...
#177 - simob (08/17/2010) [-]
both of these stires are 100% true
my sister knows a dumb cunt that in the middle of history class while talking about the holocaust asks "is the holocaust a jewish holiday?"

a dumb **** head on my high school football team was confused about our manditory attire on game days. the head cooach explained that "on a game day you must have smi-formal attire along ith your game jersy over top of your shirt and tie and must be tucked in thats how you have to go to class any queastions?" the dumbass raises his hand and asks "so do your shoulder pads go over or under your jersy?"
User avatar #930 to #177 - Nickish (08/18/2010) [-]
OMG what the **** is a stire?!
#105 - GoGators (08/17/2010) [-]
One time in 6th grade I came out of the gym to see like five ******* cop cars surrounding the track, I thought "Oh **** , what just happened" So I ask my friends and they say that a 8th grader was told to sit down so he ******* flicked the teacher off, punched her straight in the face and then ran off. Now there is a forest right next to our school that is so easy to get into, but no he doesn't hide in the forest, he hides in the middle of the ******* track in the fetal position, I **** you not. I swear I laughed so hard that day.
#77 - ChristTheWalk **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [-]
I have one!

In our music class we had this xomplete ASS of a teacher. One day my friend and i were talking and making jokes, and he comes up and starts screaming at us. So, he gets in my friend's face and says (and this is qoute on qoute). "Do you want to go to detention" and my friend replied: "No, but I will Tell the the principal what I saw you and the art teacher doing in the your office" He treated us like royalty from then on

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