Unless you a zombie. /funny_pictures/701652/Unless+you+a+Zombie+meme/ make it to the front page if you want it to be a meme!.. Don't joke about zombies. That there - that's real. You know Nashawn, down on 120th Street? Yeah. She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash th tag for you
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#38 - PedoBearFTW (08/17/2010) [-]
Don't joke about zombies. That **** there - that's real.
You know Nashawn, down on 120th Street?
Yeah.
She told me that she heard a zombie going through her trash the other day. The next morning, she turned up missing.
Okay, back up. How in the hell do you "turn up missing"?
'Cause nobody knows where you are when they realize you ain't there!
So you telling me that you can appear and disappear at the same time.
No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time. The bitch ain't David Copperfield!
#60 to #38 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
break
#39 to #38 - PedoBearFTW (08/17/2010) [-]
Mm. No. But you can't be gone from one place and show up somewhere else entirely. So when you turn up, you're never missing. And when you're missing, you never turn up.
Unless, you a zombie.
Damn! Hey, that's some plausible **** right there.
User avatar #41 to #39 - Nirvash ONLINE (08/17/2010) [-]
This just made my day!
#57 to #39 - korizakilla (08/17/2010) [-]
need. comment. favoriting!
#51 to #39 - Peekachu (08/17/2010) [-]
mrahhhhhh
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User avatar #52 to #29 - PedoBearFTW (08/17/2010) [-]
THAT BITCH AIN'T DAVID COPPERFIELD!
User avatar #33 to #29 - Ronald mcdonald (08/17/2010) [-]
YOU CAN THE POWER
User avatar #32 to #29 - TheBlindman (08/17/2010) [-]
you win 9001 internetz
User avatar #34 to #32 - Filby (08/17/2010) [-]
9001? THAT'S OVER 9000!!!
#40 to #34 - PenguinMafia (08/17/2010) [-]
WHAT 9000?!
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User avatar #36 to #34 - Zen (08/17/2010) [-]
captain obvious is obvious
#14 - TheNewWarden (08/17/2010) [-]
If it is done, you will be awarded this.
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User avatar #22 to #14 - TehGirman (08/17/2010) [-]
I just saw that. But I think zombie kill of the week would still belong to the nun with the piano.
#24 to #22 - TheNewWarden (08/17/2010) [-]
Zombie kill of the week went to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker.   
Poor flat bastard.
Zombie kill of the week went to Sister Cynthia Knickerbocker.
Poor flat bastard.
User avatar #30 to #24 - TehGirman (08/17/2010) [-]
YES!!!!
#37 to #30 - awesomeflame **User deleted account** (08/17/2010) [-]
i love zombieland
#72 - JCKM (08/17/2010) [-]
Did you say... ZOMBIES?
I like shootin dem zombies
#76 to #72 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
#78 to #72 - ccuddy (08/17/2010) [-]
Ellis... ELLIS... Is now the time?
#79 to #72 - Obergefreiter (08/17/2010) [-]
shombiiees!?!?!
User avatar #81 to #72 - Brutalmetal (08/17/2010) [-]
Did i ever tell you the time my buddy kieth tryed to deep fry a turkey....awww man third degree burns over third degree burns,now the doctors never seen anything like this and all, so he had to call up other doctors...
#87 to #81 - cocoram (08/17/2010) [-]
Ellis, not now honey.
#19 - CaptainObviousMan (08/17/2010) [-]
DAMN! Dat's sum quantum **** right there!
#54 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
Now that 			*****		 funnny haha
Now that ***** funnny haha
User avatar #74 to #54 - darklordwaffle (08/17/2010) [-]
i love how he's actually crying in that scene...
#85 - IleneUlik (08/17/2010) [-]
ZOWMBIES?????
User avatar #70 - Petabread (08/17/2010) [-]
DATS SUM QUANTUM **** BROTHA!!

hes a funny actor, even if i have the wrong movie
#55 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
i actually laughed at this :D
#48 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
i had to thumb this up and i rarely do that anymore
User avatar #16 - mazzagon (08/17/2010) [-]
I CAN THE POWER
#18 to #16 - ColeTheUber (08/17/2010) [-]
Y-y-y-you Ki-i-lle-d-d my B-b-b-rother, you b-b-bast-t-ard!!!
User avatar #21 to #18 - mazzagon (08/17/2010) [-]
your speech impediment makes me laugh
#71 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
Please tell me I detect a new meme....
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#97 to #75 - Trentontgr (08/18/2010) [-]
Click on the link and thumb up
User avatar #80 to #75 - klontong (08/17/2010) [-]
WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
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#91 to #90 - klontong (08/17/2010) [-]
WWAASSSSAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!
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User avatar #28 - Acrylic (08/17/2010) [-]
Literally ******* lol'd
User avatar #15 - Loppytaffy (08/17/2010) [-]
ooh, win.
#7 - John Cena (08/17/2010) [-]
my ******* hero this is the first funny thing i saw on funnyjunk in 2 weeks
#2 - John Cena (08/16/2010) [-]
DAMN!
User avatar #77 - BingTheDinosaur (08/17/2010) [-]
hes right, you know
User avatar #17 - Cordol (08/17/2010) [-]
Lmfao! I laughed out loud on this site today finally!
#25 - ScottishPirate (08/17/2010) [-]
NOW CAN HE GET HIT BY A TRAIN?
NOW CAN HE GET HIT BY A TRAIN?
User avatar #98 - AlmasHypedChild (08/19/2010) [-]
I think you might need to repost this, becuase I don't think anyone can view it anymore....make sure YOU post it first so somebody else doesn't take credit for it. =)
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