dad you. . Hook my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 841. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teen dad you Hook my to the mall other day buy some new shoes (he is 841 We decided grab a bite at food court I noticed he was watching teen
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Hook my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 841.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
Got stoned ones and Pond a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my
son.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#50 - Jameshaich
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(08/14/2010) [-]
I want this old man
User avatar #87 to #50 - Sequoia
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(08/14/2010) [-]
inside you?
User avatar #63 to #50 - splan
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(08/14/2010) [-]
context....... needed XD
#214 - JamaicanBacon
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(08/14/2010) [-]
Really
Excellent
Pic
Old
Story
Though
#243 to #214 - anon id: 0cbcbd71
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(08/14/2010) [-]
But is it funny? Yes, it is. Now shush you.
I hadn't seen it before.
User avatar #245 to #243 - JamaicanBacon
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(08/14/2010) [-]
shup anon. you are silly
#256 to #245 - anon id: 0cbcbd71
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Sup.
User avatar #257 to #256 - JamaicanBacon
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(08/14/2010) [-]
no. shut + up=shup. silly anon
#292 to #257 - anon id: ee0a7860
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But silly Jamaican, man their isn't bacon in Jamaica.
User avatar #293 to #292 - JamaicanBacon
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there can be bacon in jamaica.
#18 - GlennBeck
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(08/14/2010) [-]
d.ddd....dad? IS THAT YOU!!!!!
#5 - demented
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(08/14/2010) [-]
Owned
#115 - Ashoka
Reply +23 123456789123345869
(08/14/2010) [-]
<-- I'll get you one day Old man
#251 - HumbertoL
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(08/14/2010) [-]
After all these years, I found you!
#172 - xXMrGnarlyXx
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(08/14/2010) [-]
I LIEK CHAWLAT MILK!
#174 to #172 - ClaayTheManIsBack
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(08/14/2010) [-]
just another person trying to fit into FunnyJunk...
User avatar #175 to #172 - IIStevieWonderII
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(08/14/2010) [-]
i didnt realize "chawlat" was a flavour
User avatar #177 to #175 - Fawkess
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What The **** Stevie, I Thought You Were Blind?!?
User avatar #179 to #177 - IIStevieWonderII
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(08/14/2010) [-]
Uhh... I mean.. jgfjkl hasiop a hweo seoiut qwh wo yero eryuto euawehu q o uoieruhyr o aweoiwe y wu
User avatar #180 to #179 - Fawkess
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(08/14/2010) [-]
Yeh, Thats What I Thought....
#448 - unrealshrimp **User deleted account**
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(08/15/2010) [-]
yo
yo
#450 to #448 - anon id: 91ac420f
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(08/15/2010) [-]
eat dat watermelon eat dat watermelon eat dat watermelon. Sho is good.
#454 to #448 - anon id: 01760fc3
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(08/15/2010) [-]
LMAO! The bone, the chicken, the watermelon, the basketball and the bling, "thats racist!" fo sho. lol
#296 - TurboNinja
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(08/14/2010) [-]
You tell him dad
#300 to #296 - WulfofWorlds **User deleted account**
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User avatar #320 to #300 - RipperMan
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isnt that unnecessary now?
#327 to #320 - MatthewtheweirdTWO
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i gave you a thurnb cause of your funny pic
#324 to #320 - WulfofWorlds **User deleted account**
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User avatar #334 to #324 - RipperMan
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thats lame... T^T it wont let me do pics whatsoever, funnyjunk is bias against firefox
#335 to #334 - WulfofWorlds **User deleted account**
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User avatar #310 to #300 - JoeTheRooster
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..........i just noticed

he has two dicks
#252 - LORDxVOLDEMORT
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(08/14/2010) [-]
you had a daughter too. im so sorry
#253 to #252 - anon id: 5ed46423
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female peacocks don't have big flashy tails like the males
User avatar #260 to #253 - Masterpoda
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the genetics probably got screwed around with when they made the jump from bird to man.
#259 to #252 - anon id: 0136d2e6
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Fail