dad you. . Hook my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 841. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teen
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dad you

Hook my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 841.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
Got stoned ones and Pond a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my
son.
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#50 - Jameshaich (08/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I want this old man
#214 - JamaicanBacon (08/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Really
Excellent
Pic
Old
Story
Though
#18 - GlennBeck ONLINE (08/14/2010) [-]
d.ddd....dad? IS THAT YOU!!!!!
#5 - demented (08/14/2010) [-]
Owned
#115 - Ashoka (08/14/2010) [-]
<-- I'll get you one day Old man
#251 - HumbertoL (08/14/2010) [-]
After all these years, I found you!
#172 - xXMrGnarlyXx (08/14/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I LIEK CHAWLAT MILK!
User avatar #179 to #177 - IIStevieWonderII (08/14/2010) [-]
Uhh... I mean.. jgfjkl hasiop a hweo seoiut qwh wo yero eryuto euawehu q o uoieruhyr o aweoiwe y wu
#448 - unrealshrimp **User deleted account** (08/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
yo
yo
#296 - TurboNinja (08/14/2010) [+] (8 replies)
You tell him dad
+16
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#429 - GLaDOS (08/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
You may have this
#252 - LORDxVOLDEMORT (08/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
you had a daughter too. im so sorry
#150 - jogz (08/14/2010) [-]
Congrats old timer!
Congrats old timer!
+13
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#264 - lgtoon (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
&lt;----
<----
User avatar #206 - myepicness (08/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
nice retoast and it really isnt crunchy anymore
User avatar #209 to #206 - Tspdog (08/14/2010) [-]
Nice complaint, none of us really care what you say anymore.
User avatar #425 - true (08/15/2010) [-]
"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
"Well, I got so desperate for thumbs once, that I reposted. I was just wondering if you would notice"
#348 - Perspectives (08/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Yuss
#233 - hunterleftfordead (08/14/2010) [-]
my face when i read this
#218 - BloodyBallz (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
&lt;--- still going
<--- still going
+11
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