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My wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up. and she eventually say_ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me."
I said "Whata? l. What was that};
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,..,
You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can' t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for
you in the bed mont?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that nig ht I went to sleep.
The wry next day I decided to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outhit.
She could ft decide which one to take so I told her t, e, Cl, t. just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said lets get a pair for each misfit.
We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wane short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she does ft even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for it loop when I said, ‘That' s fine, honey.‘ She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said.
l think this is all dear, let' s go to the cashin
Icould hardly contain myself when I blurted out,.
No honey. Won' t feel like it,"
Her face just went completely blank " heehaw dropped with it baffled WHAT,?),',?,))),",
I then said, "Really honey! Ijust want you to HOLD this stuff for sayi, t, t!,, l, ,,
You' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me , shopping needs as a
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why cant you just love me for who l
am and not for the things I buy you?‘
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#18 - HIMTheSixSixSix (08/14/2010) [-]
#99 - TheSunIsMine (08/14/2010) [+] (6 replies)
The tables have in fact, turned
#11 - ChromedDragon (08/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
<---this truck is her dreams
<---this truck is her dreams
User avatar #72 - isjuhorny (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#115 - twiheart (08/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i know who is not having sex tonight
#117 to #115 - Cheyne (08/14/2010) [-]
You arent :\
#49 - aznmafia (08/14/2010) [-]
**** the medal heres ur trophy
User avatar #3 - Sequoia (08/13/2010) [-]
i checked the last line to make sure it wasn't one of those
"and then my aunti said your moving with your uncle and aunt to belair"
#47 - WulfofWorlds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - CrankyKong (08/14/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I was worth the read.
#118 - MrAndurson (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#113 - anonymous (08/14/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #121 to #116 - Kelsenial (08/14/2010) [-]
retarded anons are retarded
User avatar #68 - ponchilio (08/14/2010) [-]
You forgot the part about where he was never heard from again.
User avatar #56 - PickleBall (08/14/2010) [-]
Yeah it was funny the first time it was posted.
#36 - Rayspree (08/14/2010) [-]
That was the last time the man was seen..
#10 - UnKnOwNxShOoTeR (08/14/2010) [-]
******* PWNED!
User avatar #6 - Sidney (08/14/2010) [-]
lol jeeze shes a bitchy woman "in touch emotional needs" the hell? if she marrys him they should have been "in touch" before she said I DO.
#74 - MrPenguin (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I.... can't be ****** to read that
User avatar #77 to #74 - djgeeza (08/14/2010) [-]
but you CAN be ****** to comment, bravo :)
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#1 - lilsheep **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
I read the second line and was like "oh it's this one"
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