worth the read!. green or red u decide. My wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up. and she eventually say_ s' | don' t feel like  text

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My wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up. and she eventually say_ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me."
I said "Whata? l. What was that};
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,..,
You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can' t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for
you in the bed mont?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that nig ht I went to sleep.
The wry next day I decided to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outhit.
She could ft decide which one to take so I told her t, e, Cl, t. just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said lets get a pair for each misfit.
We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wane short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she does ft even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for it loop when I said, ‘That' s fine, honey.‘ She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said.
l think this is all dear, let' s go to the cashin
Icould hardly contain myself when I blurted out,.
No honey. Won' t feel like it,"
Her face just went completely blank " heehaw dropped with it baffled WHAT,?),',?,))),",
I then said, "Really honey! Ijust want you to HOLD this stuff for sayi, t, t!,, l, ,,
You' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me , shopping needs as a
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why cant you just love me for who l
am and not for the things I buy you?‘
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#18 - HIMTheSixSixSix (08/14/2010) [-]
#99 - TheSunIsMine (08/14/2010) [-]
The tables have in fact, turned
User avatar #102 to #99 - Awesomegravy (08/14/2010) [-]
Jesus christ, that comment made me laugh my ass off. :D
User avatar #104 to #102 - TheSunIsMine (08/14/2010) [-]
#103 to #102 - MawiMowi **User deleted account** (08/14/2010) [-]
hmmm, yes indeed, you are correct sir.
User avatar #107 to #103 - TheSunIsMine (08/14/2010) [-]
Hmmmm, I wish we could reply with pictures.
#110 to #107 - MawiMowi **User deleted account** (08/14/2010) [-]
Yeah id probably put the monopoly guy or some really rich looking guy with a monocle.
User avatar #123 to #110 - TheSunIsMine (08/14/2010) [-]
internetz for you good sir.
User avatar #72 - isjuhorny (08/14/2010) [-]
#75 to #72 - anon (08/14/2010) [-]
normally i think that term is oer used or used in undeserving situations, but inn this case, well said sir!
#11 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (08/14/2010) [-]
<---this truck is her dreams
<---this truck is her dreams
User avatar #19 to #11 - bolakenineone (08/14/2010) [-]
lol btw not a truck... tanker train car...
#13 to #11 - IHaveAUsername (08/14/2010) [-]
Also his sex life with her from now on.
User avatar #24 to #13 - Tusura (08/14/2010) [-]
going in and out quickly? Sounds good to me.
User avatar #32 to #24 - JamieHyneman (08/14/2010) [-]
win ^
#8 - CrankyKong (08/14/2010) [-]
I was worth the read.
#31 to #8 - LeroyJenkinz (08/14/2010) [-]
mario is always worth the read
User avatar #9 to #8 - CrankyKong (08/14/2010) [-]
#12 to #9 - anon (08/14/2010) [-]
#86 - anon (08/14/2010) [-]
He just won the game xD
#36 - Rayspree (08/14/2010) [-]
That was the last time the man was seen..
#10 - UnKnOwNxShOoTeR (08/14/2010) [-]
******* PWNED!
#115 - twiheart (08/14/2010) [-]
i know who is not having sex tonight
#117 to #115 - Cheyne (08/14/2010) [-]
You arent :\
#119 to #117 - twiheart (08/14/2010) [-]
oh is your mom going out of town tonight?
#120 to #119 - YouDuhSeksee (08/14/2010) [-]
No she's at my house.
User avatar #136 to #120 - HoldenMagroin (08/14/2010) [-]
Ahh thats why she asked me to bang her softly this time....
#49 - aznmafia (08/14/2010) [-]
**** the medal heres ur trophy
User avatar #3 - Sequoia (08/13/2010) [-]
i checked the last line to make sure it wasn't one of those
"and then my aunti said your moving with your uncle and aunt to belair"
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#118 - MrAndurson (08/14/2010) [-]
#146 to #118 - TDKTragedy (08/14/2010) [-]
but then he died cause his head exploded.
#133 - newfunnyjunksucks (08/14/2010) [-]
Buttered toast 0.0
#129 - anon (08/14/2010) [-]
Retoast-burnt to ashes
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User avatar #20 - MasterZii (08/14/2010) [-]
This story is a re-written version of the original joke... XD
#16 - anon (08/14/2010) [-]
Give this guy a medal!
User avatar #14 - StealthyToast (08/14/2010) [-]
i swear i hope this is true cuz this man deserves and award, and his right to rule the world
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