My wife and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up. and she eventually say_ s' | don' t feel like it, Ijust want you to hold me."
I said "Whata? l. What was that};
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear,..,
You' re Just not in touch with my emotional needs " a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can' t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do for
you in the bed mont?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that nig ht I went to sleep.
The wry next day I decided to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big department store. I walked around with her while
she tried on several different very expensive outhit.
She could ft decide which one to take so I told her t, e, Cl, t. just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so i said lets get a pair for each misfit.
We went on to the jewelry dept. where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wane short of a shipwreck. I started to
think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she does ft even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for it loop when I said, ‘That' s fine, honey.‘ She was almost nearing sexual
satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said.
l think this is all dear, let' s go to the cashin
Icould hardly contain myself when I blurted out,.
No honey. Won' t feel like it,"
Her face just went completely blank " heehaw dropped with it baffled WHAT,?),',?,))),",
I then said, "Really honey! Ijust want you to HOLD this stuff for sayi, t, t!,, l, ,,
You' re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me , shopping needs as a
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why cant you just love me for who l
am and not for the things I buy you?‘