Epic Fails 3. None should be Retoast<br /> Epic Fails 2:<br /> /funny_pictures/684445/Epic+Fails+2/<br /> Epic Fails4: <br /> /funny_pic
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#83 - MarvelZombie (08/14/2010) [-]
you know what screw you, I was eating cereal!
User avatar #86 to #83 - alchoholocaust (08/14/2010) [-]
so was i!!!!
#65 - toxicnachos (08/14/2010) [-]
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
#111 - TheRealRageGuy **User deleted account** (08/14/2010) [-]
i-i think i just shat myself
User avatar #114 to #111 - Colinr (08/14/2010) [-]
looks like your not the only one
#90 - jalthelas (08/14/2010) [-]
bitch better gimme my cereal back!
#8 - randomguynoob **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
ewwwwwwwww that is so ******* sick!!!!!!!!!
#33 - ChromedDragon (08/14/2010) [-]
<---more fail
<---more fail
User avatar #57 to #33 - Rudysthird (08/14/2010) [-]
NICE. Was that a stun grenade or a frag?
#16 - stikperson (08/13/2010) [-]
sir, i dont belive the last one is a fail...
User avatar #17 to #16 - zight (08/14/2010) [-]
hey thats my pickachu!
and yea i would love to try the last one
User avatar #32 to #16 - PizzaOMGZ (08/14/2010) [-]
no it's a fall :p
#52 - toxicnachos (08/14/2010) [-]
:P
:P
#91 - shatteredwindow (08/14/2010) [-]
you know the Fag picture? We had a picture almost exactly like it in our yearbook this year
#92 to #91 - John Cena (08/14/2010) [-]
Cool story bro
User avatar #22 - CiaraMc (08/14/2010) [-]
Stupid old women getting in the way of my beastiality porn
#23 to #22 - CaptnCaboose (08/14/2010) [-]
stupid dogs getting in the way of my granny porn
#100 - Tweakisyourfather (08/14/2010) [-]
That day at the sheep races was a day like no other. I knew it wasn't going to be good when It was pouring rain on my way there, leaving the track a disgusting, muddy consistency. When I finally arrive at the track after a delayed trip, I had to hurry to the dressing room, as post time for my first race was in 5 minutes. To pile on top of all the annoyances the owners assigned me to jockey "3 Cows and a Mule" the slowest sheep on the track. His odds were 200-1 and yet some people still decided to go for the long shot. The sheep piled into the starting gate getting ready to run the race. In the stands I could hear thousands of screaming "3 COWS AND A MULE" hoping to rake in a few hundred dollars If I won. Looking at the video board I could
User avatar #102 to #100 - Tweakisyourfather (08/14/2010) [-]
see that "3 Cows and A Mule" had about $20,000 dollars placed on her to win, and about $40,000 placed on her to place in the race, placing a great deal of pressure on my shoulders. So, the horn blows, the gunshot goes off and the gates swing open. I could hear the announcer speaking in what seemed to be one long word as the sheep ran 5 whole lengths ahead of me Doing what I can, I beat the crap out of the poor sheep, hoping to get her to move faster, but little did I know, fortune was about to turn. A man wearing a set of overalls and a straw cap tore out of the bleachers, chasing after my sheep. "3 Cows and A Mule" somehow caught wind of this man chasing after her, and began tearing around the track. Unfortunately, my leg
User avatar #104 to #102 - Tweakisyourfather (08/14/2010) [-]
was caught in her reigns as she began to speed up. My head slammed into the muddy ground as she bolted around the track. Gathering more and more mud around my ass didn't make me feel any better. My sheep seemed to not even realize what was going on, as she seemed like she was running for her virginity, while I was losing my anal virginity to a buttload of mud. Well, nearing the end of the race, my sheep was only half a length behind the leader, while I was 2 lengths behind, and the mud had creeped at least 5 inches into my ass. The good news is that my sheep won by a nose and the man was arrested for attempted rape; the bad news was that I needed surgery to remove the mud from my ass. Only one question remains from that day...
User avatar #105 to #104 - Tweakisyourfather (08/14/2010) [-]
...are you gellin'?
User avatar #121 to #105 - TheCheeseMaster (08/14/2010) [-]
LOL I Remember Shoving Mud Up That Duchebags Ass.
User avatar #97 - Borunks (08/14/2010) [-]
the chick in the bikini on the far right is sucking in her stomach sooo bad.
User avatar #98 to #97 - Borunks (08/14/2010) [-]
red bikini*
#76 - SillyLesbianLady (08/14/2010) [-]
I hate when girls take self shots of them and thier room isnt even clean. :(
User avatar #35 - CarnivalFreekshow (08/14/2010) [-]
I wanna go on that slide!!! :D
User avatar #41 to #35 - trinnosyke (08/14/2010) [-]
go ahead, I'll give you a push.
#9 - John Cena (08/13/2010) [-]
I'd seriously want to go on that slide...
User avatar #5 - angelaamputate (08/13/2010) [-]
dude No on cares if its a repost Its still funny thumbs for you sir=]
#1 - mors (08/13/2010) [-]
kid with FAG on the shirt is a repost.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Decado (08/13/2010) [-]
Dude, they're all reposts.
If there's a website tag in the corner of the pic, then somebody posted it when it first went up on that site.
User avatar #4 to #3 - TheLastManStanding (08/13/2010) [-]
Yea I know thats were I got them, I meant there not reposts on Funny Junk (Except the fag kid)
#21 to #4 - sychoman (08/14/2010) [-]
the first one is a pic taken originally by a fj member. or so i believe.
User avatar #103 - ApocolypsOO (08/14/2010) [-]
the dogs having sex in the background distracts me from the old lesbians
User avatar #99 - Uberpsycho (08/14/2010) [-]
Happy slide is happy
User avatar #93 - TooTallFTW (08/14/2010) [-]
first and last pics are total wins
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