Best Clean Joke on Funnyjunk. . The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport. The chauffer arrived with the lime and leads the Pepe' s stuff inte it. when he' s
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The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport. The
chauffer arrived with the lime and leads the
Pepe' s stuff inte it. when he' s Ilene, he sees the
Pepe is still standing en the curb.
eur Holiness," he says, "please get in, we' re
very late.''
fen knew," the Pope says thoughtfully, "they
never let me drive at the Vatican. Ifran I drive the
lime taday?"
Oh , my ms weild kill met"
Whe' s geing to tell?" the Pope says
mischeviously.
Se the chauffer hands him the keys and gets in
the back. As seen as the Pepe leaves the airport,
he fleurs it, daing 115 mph en the freeway
Remember, he' s German]. It' s net leng befire
the ceps are en him. The chauffer is in the back,
lasing his mind ever his Rb and his driver' s
license. The Pepe calmly pulls ever and waits. the
cell knacks en the winder. and when he sees the
Pepe, he balks and runs back to his cruiser. He
calls the chief en the speaker.
I just clacked a guy daing 115 en the freeway."
Weed, book him," the chief says.
Sir, I den' t think I can, he' s very important."
All the mere reasom'. Book him!"
He, sir, I mean he' s REALLY important!"
Who is it, the Mayer?"
Who is it, the mayer?"
He, sir, bigger."
A senater?"
He, bigger."
The President?"
WAY bigger."
Who yeu have that' s so important yeu can' t
take them in fer speeding?"
I think it' s and."
Why yeu say that?" the chief asks, suddenly
interested.
Well, sir, his chauffer is the Pepe!"
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#8 - ikeelyou **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
#139 - indiankid (08/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
sounds like a bunch of....HOOPLAH!
#1 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
Well done good sir u have made me laugh without vulgarity involed :D
#16 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [+] (4 replies)
he's italian o.0
#18 to #16 - ChompersMcNibbles **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
The latest Pope, Benedict, is definitely German. He was actually drafted into the "Hitler Youth" during WWII.

The Pope before him, John Paul II, was Polish.

The last Italian Pope was John Paul I in 1978 (though he only ruled for 33 days)
#14 - FatalMondays (08/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
tl;dr
#2 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
the creator of this gets all my internet for a week
#7 - anonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
and not a speck of guilt about laughing :)
#150 - jtshanks (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
EVERYONE CHILL THE **** OUT!!! I GOT THIS **** !!!!
User avatar #154 - HaruhiSuzumiya (08/14/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How do you make Holy Water?




You boil the Hell out of it! :)
User avatar #27 - stillanonymous (08/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Who is it, the Mayor?
Who is it, the mayor?
User avatar #5 - dontya (08/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ahaha. see this is the kind of stuff that should be on the front page! not stupid self-centered dsend and his retarded comics.
User avatar #98 - PocoDoco (08/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"Who is it the Mayor?"
"Well-"
"Who is it the mayor?"
"NO SHUT THE **** UP!"
#34 - BioDaddy (08/13/2010) [-]
HATERS GONNA HATE
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User avatar #33 to #19 - unideer (08/13/2010) [-]
well i certainly don't come here to stare at the screen
User avatar #80 - readyforrebirth (08/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**** ******* where is all the goddamn vulgarity?
+14
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#122 - devinme (08/13/2010) [+] (1 reply)
To the popemobile!
+12
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#161 - anonymous (08/14/2010) [+] (4 replies)
i don't get it, the back seat wasn't empty...

(atheist troll face)
User avatar #94 - TheSneakyjoker (08/13/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Heres a cleaner joke
so a sponge and a bar of soap walk into the kitchen....
User avatar #9 - Filby (08/13/2010) [-]
This will always be funny. This is real comedy
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