Best Clean Joke on Funnyjunk. . The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport. The chauffer arrived with the lime and leads the Pepe' s stuff inte it. when he' s Best Clean Joke on Funnyjunk The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport chauffer arrived with lime and leads Pepe' s stuff inte it when he'
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The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport. The
chauffer arrived with the lime and leads the
Pepe' s stuff inte it. when he' s Ilene, he sees the
Pepe is still standing en the curb.
eur Holiness," he says, "please get in, we' re
very late.''
fen knew," the Pope says thoughtfully, "they
never let me drive at the Vatican. Ifran I drive the
lime taday?"
Oh , my ms weild kill met"
Whe' s geing to tell?" the Pope says
mischeviously.
Se the chauffer hands him the keys and gets in
the back. As seen as the Pepe leaves the airport,
he fleurs it, daing 115 mph en the freeway
Remember, he' s German]. It' s net leng befire
the ceps are en him. The chauffer is in the back,
lasing his mind ever his Rb and his driver' s
license. The Pepe calmly pulls ever and waits. the
cell knacks en the winder. and when he sees the
Pepe, he balks and runs back to his cruiser. He
calls the chief en the speaker.
I just clacked a guy daing 115 en the freeway."
Weed, book him," the chief says.
Sir, I den' t think I can, he' s very important."
All the mere reasom'. Book him!"
He, sir, I mean he' s REALLY important!"
Who is it, the Mayer?"
Who is it, the mayer?"
He, sir, bigger."
A senater?"
He, bigger."
The President?"
WAY bigger."
Who yeu have that' s so important yeu can' t
take them in fer speeding?"
I think it' s and."
Why yeu say that?" the chief asks, suddenly
interested.
Well, sir, his chauffer is the Pepe!"
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Views: 35937 Submitted: 08/13/2010