Best Clean Joke on Funnyjunk. . The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport. The chauffer arrived with the lime and leads the Pepe' s stuff inte it. when he' s
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Best Clean Joke on Funnyjunk

The Pepe is getting picked up at the airport. The
chauffer arrived with the lime and leads the
Pepe' s stuff inte it. when he' s Ilene, he sees the
Pepe is still standing en the curb.
eur Holiness," he says, "please get in, we' re
very late.''
fen knew," the Pope says thoughtfully, "they
never let me drive at the Vatican. Ifran I drive the
lime taday?"
Oh , my ms weild kill met"
Whe' s geing to tell?" the Pope says
mischeviously.
Se the chauffer hands him the keys and gets in
the back. As seen as the Pepe leaves the airport,
he fleurs it, daing 115 mph en the freeway
Remember, he' s German]. It' s net leng befire
the ceps are en him. The chauffer is in the back,
lasing his mind ever his Rb and his driver' s
license. The Pepe calmly pulls ever and waits. the
cell knacks en the winder. and when he sees the
Pepe, he balks and runs back to his cruiser. He
calls the chief en the speaker.
I just clacked a guy daing 115 en the freeway."
Weed, book him," the chief says.
Sir, I den' t think I can, he' s very important."
All the mere reasom'. Book him!"
He, sir, I mean he' s REALLY important!"
Who is it, the Mayer?"
Who is it, the mayer?"
He, sir, bigger."
A senater?"
He, bigger."
The President?"
WAY bigger."
Who yeu have that' s so important yeu can' t
take them in fer speeding?"
I think it' s and."
Why yeu say that?" the chief asks, suddenly
interested.
Well, sir, his chauffer is the Pepe!"
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Submitted: 08/13/2010
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#7 - John Cena (08/13/2010) [-]
and not a speck of guilt about laughing :)
User avatar #98 - PocoDoco (08/13/2010) [-]
"Who is it the Mayor?"
"Well-"
"Who is it the mayor?"
"NO SHUT THE **** UP!"
User avatar #104 to #98 - sillyisme (08/13/2010) [-]
I so wish I could favorite this
#34 - BioDaddy (08/13/2010) [-]
HATERS GONNA HATE
#2 - John Cena (08/13/2010) [-]
the creator of this gets all my internet for a week
#122 - devinme (08/13/2010) [-]
To the popemobile!
User avatar #143 to #122 - SnowballTheTroll (08/13/2010) [-]
du nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh
+12
#41 - FlyingChinchilla **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - ikeelyou **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
Coincidence?
Coincidence?
#17 to #8 - SabrinaRose **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
Muwahahaha
User avatar #11 to #8 - boredomavenger (08/13/2010) [-]
i think not.
#15 to #11 - WouldYouKindly **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
NUUUUHH
User avatar #75 to #11 - boredomavenger (08/13/2010) [-]
people, i meant it was not a coincidence... >.>'

sheesh...
User avatar #197 to #8 - bearofpedo (08/14/2010) [-]
Chocolate Rain! You got a lot of thumbs and I congradulate.
User avatar #198 to #8 - Stackman (08/14/2010) [-]
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
User avatar #10 to #8 - futuramafan (08/13/2010) [-]
inb4 epic comment gets to the front page
User avatar #12 to #10 - EternalFenix (08/13/2010) [-]
All must kneel before the pedo-Pope! And give him a bj
User avatar #20 to #12 - BornToBeAWESOME (08/13/2010) [-]
Too old. Don't want.
User avatar #97 to #8 - toosexyforyou (08/13/2010) [-]
I THINK NOT!
User avatar #99 to #97 - toosexyforyou (08/13/2010) [-]
lol, just now saw that someone said this and got 10 thumbs down. wish i could delete comments. fml
User avatar #13 to #8 - AodhanD (08/13/2010) [-]
EPIC
Funnyjunk picture comments really are worthwhile
#1 - John Cena (08/13/2010) [-]
Well done good sir u have made me laugh without vulgarity involed :D
User avatar #154 - HaruhiSuzumiya (08/14/2010) [-]
How do you make Holy Water?




You boil the Hell out of it! :)
User avatar #155 to #154 - iliekcereal (08/14/2010) [-]
Da-dun bssssssh
User avatar #94 - TheSneakyjoker (08/13/2010) [-]
Heres a cleaner joke
so a sponge and a bar of soap walk into the kitchen....
#103 to #94 - ShadowDove (08/13/2010) [-]
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
-Bill rolled in mud.

Wanna hear a clean joke?
-Bill took a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a funny joke?
-Bubbles is the girl next door.
User avatar #111 to #103 - crackatrax (08/13/2010) [-]
were buttercup and blossom there too?
#14 - FatalMondays (08/13/2010) [-]
tl;dr
User avatar #23 to #14 - BrokenCondom (08/13/2010) [-]
Not again, and I just sold my Pokeflute! GODDAMN YOU!
#150 - jtshanks (08/14/2010) [-]
EVERYONE CHILL THE **** OUT!!! I GOT THIS **** !!!!
+1
#175 to #150 - PowerToThePeople **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#139 - indiankid (08/13/2010) [-]
sounds like a bunch of....HOOPLAH!
User avatar #146 to #139 - Tyranitar (08/13/2010) [-]
Ahem... Sounds like a bunch of-HOOPLAH!
User avatar #148 to #146 - indiankid (08/13/2010) [-]
*throws brick* thats better...sounds like a lot of HOOPLAH to make about a krabby patty...WRONG!!!
User avatar #29 - Ronald mcdonald (08/13/2010) [-]
Cool story bro
User avatar #9 - Filby (08/13/2010) [-]
This will always be funny. This is real comedy
#4 - WhatAGoodName (08/13/2010) [-]
WIN.
#47 - CameronLucas (08/13/2010) [-]
wow, i didnt see that coming
User avatar #27 - stillanonymous (08/13/2010) [-]
Who is it, the Mayor?
Who is it, the mayor?
-5
#38 to #27 - FlyingChinchilla **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #27 - CaptainJohnPrice (08/13/2010) [-]
Copy something from the picture, 12 thumbs.
o.O?
#6 - MaggitheSecond **User deleted account** (08/13/2010) [-]
win
User avatar #5 - dontya (08/13/2010) [-]
ahaha. see this is the kind of stuff that should be on the front page! not stupid self-centered dsend and his retarded comics.
+2
#184 to #5 - shadowshudder **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #202 to #184 - dontya (08/14/2010) [-]
so...? the point is that this stuff is funnier than his comics...
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