A Collection Of Wins, Fails, Owns & Pwns. I got bored and collected random quotes. man, my girlfriend ieft me for some faggot named robert you don' t dye in Hop win fail own pwn lol
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A Collection Of Wins, Fails, Owns & Pwns

A Collection Of Wins, Fails, Owns & Pwns. I got bored and collected random quotes. man, my girlfriend ieft me for some faggot named robert you don' t dye in Hop

I got bored and collected random quotes

Tags: win | fail | own | pwn | lol
man, my girlfriend ieft me for some faggot named robert
you don' t dye in Hope mills do you?
TAW' oif:- ya, why man?
hi, just wondering, was her namae allison?
you mother fucker Win
how u make that inverted b?
never mind Fail
girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her
new boyfriend in bed
k 753 h.
a: m nous Owned
sent them to her dad
jesus christ man
my son is dead
noinfo: Why?
hes been booking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
our fucking phone bid is gonna be nuts
noinfo: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing aong distance adds an extra . 99 to your bill
is there some plan we can sign up for???
CUE theres some com stuff in europe, but i dun wanna paua that
noinfo: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you' ii have to We with it.
o well, i scan We without europe intenet sites.
but till i figure out how to block it hes sobono dead
noinfo: By the way, i' m from Europe, your chatting aong distance.
AW has quit (Connection reset by peer) Win/ Fail
ena i tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
it said my password wasn' t aong enough. :t' D C)
E um, rap is just missing one letter. c.
weep: rape?
Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
Though you wouid also say it' s missing an e
weep: wtf is erop? Fail
w Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
My you' re hooking "acute" today
fuck you win
if you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you ted
i dont think so
Wanna go camping? Owned
random girl: he y!
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, i saw u on myspace
random girl: hot
me: thanks
random girl: hp
me: this girl keeps bugging me, buti don' t want to taik to her
me: what should i do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, iike mom is kickin u off or summing
me: oh alright
me: i have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye Pwn
M: () ima booking for a site that seers amp
faf: ) ima booking for a site that seers amps
faf: ) iam booking for a site that seers amps
faf: ) I am booking for a site that sads amps
faf: ) how bout you iook for a site that teaches english?
fof :ntil ( f) fuck you
faf: ) Lemme guess, you' d kick my ass, but can' t read the road signs
to get to my house? Own/ Win
m do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
center for disease control
isaid WHO
m what? i' m asking you
World Health Organization "Facee aim'
if you could be any fictional character, who wouid you be?
Chris: Spider Man
Tim: batman
Sadd: batman
i' d be god Fail
if my associations are correct + ESCULATOR =
oh man
i was opening a coke, right
and it exploded
ALMOST ad over my keyboard
but i got it away just in time
as has quit (sick fuckers)
The key element of this quote is that he entered when he said and it exploded
almost ad over my keyboard, so i consider this to be a
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#13 - anon id: 508ebf80
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(10/24/2009) [-]
The god one is pretty damn funny.
And VERY true By the way.
#15 to #13 - anon id: c828f0e1
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(10/24/2009) [-]
yes I too agree
#16 to #13 - anon id: ce5a453d
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(10/24/2009) [-]
agreed also
#18 to #13 - anon id: 9c28bddf
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User avatar #20 to #13 - MrStalkerMan
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(10/24/2009) [-]
how is the god one a fail anyway?
#21 to #13 - anon id: 92623e14
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(10/24/2009) [-]
means he thinks god dosent exist
#25 to #13 - anon id: 8ec2584d
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(10/24/2009) [-]
Probably because the guy that made this pic is Christian. It should be a win.
#26 to #13 - anon id: 0cfa9aa1
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(10/24/2009) [-]
It maybe be all of your opinions but when you start saying its fact you need to be lined up and shot whether your beleive or not... people who state false facts because they think their opinion is true need to be tortured and killed
#27 to #13 - anon id: 81365909
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(10/24/2009) [-]
1. who said it was a fact? 2. dudes its just a pic, i agree it should be a win but its not a reason to start arguing about religion.
#104 to #13 - anon id: 0cfa9aa1
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(10/25/2009) [-]
ok now your retarded, look at the original poster, you should be shot for that :P
User avatar #23 to #13 - Gotta Be KD
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(10/24/2009) [-]
theres no proof that he exists so it isnt a big deal, thats just his opinion
User avatar #14 to #13 - insigna
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(10/24/2009) [-]
User avatar #22 to #13 - xXxPRINCESSxXx
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(10/24/2009) [-]
I agree with you guys. *prepares for the gazillion thumbs down* Bring it, bitches!
User avatar #66 - Yakko
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(10/24/2009) [-]
If i was any fictional character, I'd be Women's Rights
#72 to #66 - anon id: ad536bc8
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User avatar #28 - retroper
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(10/24/2009) [-]
Well God is a fictional character.
#32 to #28 - anon id: e2191cd1
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#34 to #28 - anon id: 9bf1416d
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(10/24/2009) [-]
that one was the best xD
#85 - anon id: b2a75903
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(10/24/2009) [-]
All stolen from bash :l
User avatar #90 to #85 - Vegeto
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(10/24/2009) [-]
cant say it was stolen cuntface, this is how most people advertise things. You think anyone would know of omegle without posting is somewhere
User avatar #54 - Monopolus
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(10/24/2009) [-]
lol TRON's post made me lmao.
#10 - pkeener
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(10/24/2009) [-]
I have not laughed so hard in a long time
#38 - KoolKracker **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2009) [-]
numbah 13 is PURE GENIUS
User avatar #33 - aikochan
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(10/24/2009) [-]
The 7th one made me lol
#81 - anon id: efeec7c8
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(10/24/2009) [-]
im gonna be honest. i put a thumbs down so it was 555
#5 - anon id: cac503f9
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(10/24/2009) [-]
where is this?