A Collection Of Wins, Fails, Owns & Pwns
man, my girlfriend ieft me for some faggot named robert
you don' t dye in Hope mills do you?
TAW' oif:- ya, why man?
hi, just wondering, was her namae allison?
you mother fucker Win
how u make that inverted b?
never mind Fail
girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her
new boyfriend in bed
k 753 h.
a: m nous Owned
sent them to her dad
jesus christ man
my son is dead
hes been booking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
HE is SURFING LONG DISTANCE
our fucking phone bid is gonna be nuts
noinfo: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing aong distance adds an extra . 99 to your bill
dda FUCK FUCK FUCK
is there some plan we can sign up for???
CUE theres some com stuff in europe, but i dun wanna paua that
noinfo: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you' ii have to We with it.
o well, i scan We without europe intenet sites.
but till i figure out how to block it hes sobono dead
noinfo: By the way, i' m from Europe, your chatting aong distance.
AW has quit (Connection reset by peer) Win/ Fail
ena i tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
it said my password wasn' t aong enough. :t' D C)
E um, rap is just missing one letter. c.
Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
Though you wouid also say it' s missing an e
weep: wtf is erop? Fail
w Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
My you' re hooking "acute" today
fuck you win
if you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you ted
i dont think so
Wanna go camping? Owned
random girl: he y!
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, i saw u on myspace
random girl: hot
random girl: hp
me: this girl keeps bugging me, buti don' t want to taik to her
me: what should i do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, iike mom is kickin u off or summing
me: oh alright
me: i have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye Pwn
M: () ima booking for a site that seers amp
faf: ) ima booking for a site that seers amps
faf: ) iam booking for a site that seers amps
faf: ) I am booking for a site that sads amps
faf: ) how bout you iook for a site that teaches english?
fof :ntil ( f) fuck you
faf: ) Lemme guess, you' d kick my ass, but can' t read the road signs
to get to my house? Own/ Win
m do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
center for disease control
m what? i' m asking you
World Health Organization "Facee aim'
if you could be any fictional character, who wouid you be?
Chris: Spider Man
i' d be god Fail
if my associations are correct + ESCULATOR =
FUN UBER MN
i was opening a coke, right
and it exploded
ALMOST ad over my keyboard
but i got it away just in time
as has quit (sick fuckers)
The key element of this quote is that he entered when he said and it exploded
almost ad over my keyboard, so i consider this to be a