a. Do what you want
I am not upset
Yoo will my " this later
of course I am upset, you melon!
Adventurous - Slept with eyephone
Athletic = No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Fewer may ‘friendly? person
Fun - Admireing
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Outgoing = Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous = Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you' ll he sorry
6. We need to talk = you' re in moss
I Sum, go ahead = you better not
to like to have sex with you
I' d like to hgyu sex with you
I' d like to have sent with you
I' m gay
8. Can I can you sometime?
it Do you want to go to a movie‘?
IO., can I take you out to thither‘?
11 . Tease shoes don' t go with that outfit
IO, You' re wry attentive tonight is 531 all you enter think about)?
MEN' S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
I I am sleepy = I am sleepy
it I am than = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Felice cleavage!
5. I lone you = let' s have set now
6. I am honed = Do you want to haste sent?
I May I have this dance‘? = I' d like to have salt with you
A recent st: study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on
where they are in their mensen. Iai cycle.
For example, when a woman is mutating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.
when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with
scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoed up his backside.