It was worth it. . Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they b
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It was worth it

Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30
minutes, and then they brought us in. Ihad to stand right beside these two fat, lesbians eating each
others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up
shuffling in the theater and these fiucking bitches start bitching ab out having to wait when the movie is ab out to start,
mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie
23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one' s there "This is the wrong
fiucking moviee." I just had to do whati did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her
in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 30% of the theater
started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me
apparently, but it was worth it.
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User avatar #8 - MrStalkerMan (10/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
that man deserves a medal
#12 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [-]
YOU are my role model
#13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [-]
omfg i just came to this this is ******* epic i want you to have my kids and turn them into you
#131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2009) [+] (5 replies)
#134 to #131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2009) [-]
no, this is patrick
User avatar #65 - ThePunisher (10/24/2009) [-]
He is a god among men, he is a kicker of fugly lesbian bitches, he is my hero.
#24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
Your a stupid idiot!!! And everyone else that is saying your a hero are stupid mother ******* too!!!!!!!!!! Go eat a dick!!! HA HA HA!!!
#27 to #24 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [-]
let me guess your a fat fukin lesbian and possibly the person who got kicked i right?
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [-]
man u r my hero
u r a true spartan
#2 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
you sir are a true spartan!
User avatar #39 - commandersqwigly (10/24/2009) [-]
someone give this man a cookie!
User avatar #107 - Monopolus (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Best. ******* . Win. Ever.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
Win. Plain and simple. Win
User avatar #140 - Vegeto (10/27/2009) [-]
i would have paid to have been there seeing that
#7 - Bruchack **User deleted account** (10/24/2009) [-]
Well done my freind, well done.
#130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2009) [+] (1 reply)
wait is this a FAIL? "most were shocked (50+%) but 80% of the theater started to cheer"
#132 to #130 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/26/2009) [-]
hey num nut you can be shocked and still cheer when you realize what happened
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [+] (4 replies)
"Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer."
How is this possible? Did some of the shocked people cheer as well?
#5 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2009) [-]
User avatar #73 - Cal (10/24/2009) [-]
You sir have won at life.
#133 - LoGiK (10/26/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ok that is ******* awesome
User avatar #110 - cougarmelon (10/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
does it mean i'm on the internet too much if every time i see a capitol P i see a mouth with a tongue sticking out of it instead of a letter?
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2009) [-]
its a hero finally u showed those bitches whos boss and to shut the **** up in a theater:)
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