It was worth it. . Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they b
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It was worth it

Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30
minutes, and then they brought us in. Ihad to stand right beside these two fat, lesbians eating each
others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up
shuffling in the theater and these fiucking bitches start bitching ab out having to wait when the movie is ab out to start,
mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie
23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one' s there "This is the wrong
fiucking moviee." I just had to do whati did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her
in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 30% of the theater
started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me
apparently, but it was worth it.
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User avatar #8 - MrStalkerMan (10/24/2009) [-]
that man deserves a medal
#14 to #8 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
And Mr.T if the room dosent explode with awsomeness
#9 to #8 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
A medal that will be awarded by both Chuck Norris AND Bruce Lee. xD!!!lmao!!
User avatar #65 - ThePunisher (10/24/2009) [-]
He is a god among men, he is a kicker of fugly lesbian bitches, he is my hero.
User avatar #39 - commandersqwigly (10/24/2009) [-]
someone give this man a cookie!
User avatar #107 - Monopolus ONLINE (10/24/2009) [-]
Best. ******* . Win. Ever.
#109 to #107 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
I'm surprised the fat ass' McDonald's burger didn't fall out from her ass.
User avatar #140 - Vegeto (10/27/2009) [-]
i would have paid to have been there seeing that
#7 - Bruchack **User deleted account** (10/24/2009) [-]
Well done my freind, well done.
#5 - anon (10/23/2009) [-]
SPARTA WIN!!!! xD
User avatar #73 - Cal (10/24/2009) [-]
You sir have won at life.
#13 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
omfg i just came to this this is ******* epic i want you to have my kids and turn them into you
#12 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
YOU are my role model
#133 - LoGiK (10/26/2009) [-]
ok that is ******* awesome
#139 to #133 - anon (10/27/2009) [-]
Im Not!!! a tomato!
User avatar #129 - moltenman (10/26/2009) [-]
So much wiiiiiin .splurt.
#128 - anon (10/26/2009) [-]
my man, well done
#47 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
and that children was the story of the two dikes and the sparten
#49 to #47 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
woooow you spelled spartan wrong. really? its in the picture!
#53 to #47 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
******* grammer nazi
#48 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
My Hero :D
#15 - anon (10/24/2009) [-]
man u r my hero
u r a true spartan
#156 - anon (11/03/2009) [-]
coolest person ever
#127 - anon (10/26/2009) [-]
oh gawd, WIN!! I ****** lol'd!! ....cant stop laughing!!
#121 - anon (10/25/2009) [-]
******* win. definitely worth it wish i coulda seen that lmfao
#74 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (10/24/2009) [-]
I know this dude, his daughter used to be straight but she recently decided to become a lesbian. And when I saw her fugly-ass mega-butch girlfriend It was so ******* hard not to laugh my ass off.
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