It was worth it. . Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they b
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It was worth it

Ihaven' t seen it yet because Iwas banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30
minutes, and then they brought us in. Ihad to stand right beside these two fat, lesbians eating each
others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up
shuffling in the theater and these fiucking bitches start bitching ab out having to wait when the movie is ab out to start,
mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie
23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one' s there "This is the wrong
fiucking moviee." I just had to do whati did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her
in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 30% of the theater
started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me
apparently, but it was worth it.
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Submitted: 10/23/2009
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User avatar #8 - MrStalkerMan (10/24/2009) [+] (2 replies)
that man deserves a medal
User avatar #65 - ThePunisher (10/24/2009) [-]
He is a god among men, he is a kicker of fugly lesbian bitches, he is my hero.
User avatar #39 - commandersqwigly (10/24/2009) [-]
someone give this man a cookie!
User avatar #107 - Monopolus (10/24/2009) [+] (1 reply)
Best. ******* . Win. Ever.
User avatar #140 - Vegeto ONLINE (10/27/2009) [-]
i would have paid to have been there seeing that
#7 - Bruchack **User deleted account** (10/24/2009) [-]
Well done my freind, well done.
#112 - anonymous (10/24/2009) [+] (4 replies)
"Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer."
How is this possible? Did some of the shocked people cheer as well?
User avatar #115 to #112 - Stalin (10/24/2009) [-]
Don't question it just read and enjoy, you taint.
User avatar #73 - Cal (10/24/2009) [-]
You sir have won at life.
#133 - LoGiK (10/26/2009) [+] (1 reply)
ok that is ******* awesome
User avatar #110 - cougarmelon (10/24/2009) [+] (3 replies)
does it mean i'm on the internet too much if every time i see a capitol P i see a mouth with a tongue sticking out of it instead of a letter?
User avatar #129 - moltenman (10/26/2009) [-]
So much wiiiiiin .splurt.
#74 - numbierwun **User deleted account** (10/24/2009) [-]
I know this dude, his daughter used to be straight but she recently decided to become a lesbian. And when I saw her fugly-ass mega-butch girlfriend It was so ******* hard not to laugh my ass off.
User avatar #71 - supersparta (10/24/2009) [-]
Definitely worth it. Wish I had been there.
#21 - Glass **User deleted account** (10/24/2009) [-]
He did the right thing
User avatar #83 - mckellin (10/24/2009) [-]
holy ******* **** . this is without a doubt THE best win i have ever seen
User avatar #57 - Recaffeinated (10/24/2009) [-]
I would pay to see the movie twilight to see that happen.
User avatar #19 - Scout Compton (10/24/2009) [-]
that...was awesome!
User avatar #66 - tigernip (10/24/2009) [-]
I would've been one of the ones cheering >:D
User avatar #155 - Kooga (11/01/2009) [-]
An astronomically epic win, you my friend are a legend :D
User avatar #56 - Squirrely Wrath (10/24/2009) [-]
Dear god that is ******* win. **** that he got kicked out and pressed charges, showed some ******* bitch where her place was.
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