Orangutan. . Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years. Deosn' t want to be with me anymore. Post ending in HE] decides what I do now. c-" fuck fu Orangutan Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years Deosn' t want to be me anymore Post ending in HE] decides what do now c-" fuck fu
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Orangutan

Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years. Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Post ending in HE] decides what I do now. c-"
fuck furfriends
Live on and enjoy your life.
fuck her mom.
Okay, this is hew it gees. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some seine dancing chimp bullshit. I mean a fucking orangutan.
Den? ask me hew youre gonna get a fucking orangutan. because that' s not my problem.
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is : all orangutans are named Clyde. I den' t know why that is, it' sjust how the werld works. So
yeu and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. Youre seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big
talk loud, you laugh Eerder. Every time you say something witty, you orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets backto her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan? 1 "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing yeu know she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were geing to go to a minster truck race tonight (orangutans Ieve minster trucks}. In fact. the whale secial calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number
so don' t be a Entra- Hey, leek at thetime! I gotta skate. Clyde' s making '
At this point the upper hand is yours/ You can let her twist in the wind. you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it' s
your life- But ifyou' re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. Youre Irving. Youre talking en Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring
Clyde, he becomes like ene of the family. Youre ene big Brady Bunch.
Orangutans
They minster trucks.
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Views: 5172 Submitted: 08/11/2010