Orangutan. . Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years. Deosn' t want to be with me anymore. Post ending in HE] decides what I do now. c-" furfrie
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Just found out the girl I we who I' been with fer years. Deosn' t want to be with me anymore.
Post ending in HE] decides what I do now. c-"
**** furfriends
Live on and enjoy your life.
**** her mom.
Okay, this is hew it gees. You get an orangutan. I' m not talking a little monkey or some seine dancing chimp ******** . I mean a ******* orangutan.
Den? ask me hew youre gonna get a ******* orangutan. because that' s not my problem.
So the orangutan' s name is Clyde. This is : all orangutans are named Clyde. I den' t know why that is, it' sjust how the werld works. So
yeu and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. Youre seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big
talk loud, you laugh Eerder. Every time you say something witty, you orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets backto her. "Did you
know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan? 1 "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next
thing yeu know she' s calling.
I' m hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime?"
Geez, I dunno; me and Clyde were geing to go to a minster truck race tonight (orangutans Ieve minster trucks}. In fact. the whale secial calendar
seems kinda full. I tell you what, I' ll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in. Oh, well, you know my number
so don' t be a Entra- Hey, leek at thetime! I gotta skate. Clyde' s making '
At this point the upper hand is yours/ You can let her twist in the wind. you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it' s
your life- But ifyou' re a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. Youre Irving. Youre talking en Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring
Clyde, he becomes like ene of the family. Youre ene big Brady Bunch.
They minster trucks.
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#1 - SgtXDrifter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - floopdawhoop (08/11/2010) [-]
#9 - sirchester (08/12/2010) [-]
My name's not Clyde?!?!
#12 to #9 - anon (08/12/2010) [-]
yes it is clyde, stop whining and if your good well take you to see the monster trucks
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#2 - DeadRogue **User deleted account** (08/11/2010) [-]
User avatar #4 - stewieyes (08/12/2010) [-]
#10 to #4 - anon (08/12/2010) [-]
visit it >:)
User avatar #13 to #10 - stewieyes (08/12/2010) [-]
I did. Its like funny junk only funny.
User avatar #7 to #4 - shadowofnight (08/12/2010) [-]
thats what ive wondered since i first came to this site, half the stuff on here is from /b/ or some other part of 4chan
User avatar #6 - remsaman (08/12/2010) [-]
donkey kong 64.

the orangutans name is lankey.
User avatar #11 - zombiebrainsyum (08/12/2010) [-]
User avatar #8 - Moog (08/12/2010) [-]
So much win :3
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