Guys, I' m fucking sick of this. I' m an adult and haven' t been able to
score a bettering than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What
makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited,
and where I work is the only place that' II hire me. I' d get the hell out of
this town if I could actually drive too, but I' failed every damn test I'
ever taken. I' m socially awkward. even my only other coworker fucking
hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too;
she' s athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You
know what it' s like; I' been friendzoned real hard. She' s my only real
friend, besides this one kid, who I' m pretty sure is only hanging around
me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he' s the only one that
can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a
fucking pineapple under the sea.