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Best Disses Part 9

Best Disses 9
1) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach she' s the
only one who gets a tan.
2) I laugh when I see you, I smile when I think about
you... what can I say, retards make me happy (credit
goes to EATSHIT)
3) From far away you looked pretty. Close up you look
far from pretty.
4) I heard you changed your mind. Where did you put
the diaper?
5) What did your parents do with the money they got
from suing the Trojan?
6) I' d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I don' t like
picking on an unarmed man (Credit goes to -
7) If I had a dollar for every brain you don' t have, I' d
have a dollar
8) You' d only be moderately repulsive if you weren' t so
damn fat
9) You must be the reason your mom only takes it in the
ass now
10) You' re adopted. No, just kidding. No one would
for Part 10
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#2 - AJthePwner
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(08/09/2010) [-]
Some dumb people were dropped on their head as a baby. You, however, were used as a basketball.
#1 - Faeldrake
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(08/09/2010) [-]
"Put a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one"
#10 - EaterOfUniverses **User deleted account**
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#8 - dannyboii
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(08/09/2010) [-]
your the load of sperm your mom wished she had swallowed
User avatar #31 - IchBinDu
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(08/10/2010) [-]
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty ****** up
#22 - TheFuckIsThisShit
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(08/10/2010) [-]
"If I want any **** out of you, I'd squeeze your head."
User avatar #32 - TreesyDoesIt
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(08/10/2010) [-]
your mama is so fat she is on BOTH sides of your family (guaranteed original)
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(08/09/2010) [-]
your momma's so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a life guard
User avatar #9 - RoastMaster
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(08/09/2010) [-]
yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says expired.
User avatar #3 - TENeleven
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(08/09/2010) [-]
When I say, "You are glue," I mean it in the way of "You are what you eat."