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Best Disses Part 9

Best Disses 9
1) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach she' s the
only one who gets a tan.
2) I laugh when I see you, I smile when I think about
you... what can I say, retards make me happy (credit
goes to ******* )
3) From far away you looked pretty. Close up you look
far from pretty.
4) I heard you changed your mind. Where did you put
the diaper?
5) What did your parents do with the money they got
from suing the Trojan?
6) I' d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I don' t like
picking on an unarmed man (Credit goes to -
genom)
7) If I had a dollar for every brain you don' t have, I' d
have a dollar
8) You' d only be moderately repulsive if you weren' t so
damn fat
9) You must be the reason your mom only takes it in the
ass now
10) You' re adopted. No, just kidding. No one would
adoption
for Part 10
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Submitted: 08/09/2010
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#2 - AJthePwner (08/09/2010) [-]
Some dumb people were dropped on their head as a baby. You, however, were used as a basketball.
#1 - Faeldrake (08/09/2010) [-]
"Put a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one"
+5
#10 - EaterOfUniverses **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - dannyboii (08/09/2010) [-]
your the load of sperm your mom wished she had swallowed
User avatar #31 - IchBinDu (08/10/2010) [-]
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty ****** up
#22 - TheFuckIsThisShit (08/10/2010) [-]
"If I want any **** out of you, I'd squeeze your head."
User avatar #35 - MrEpicMan (08/10/2010) [-]
Your birth certificate was an apolgy letter
User avatar #32 - TreesyDoesIt (08/10/2010) [-]
your mama is so fat she is on BOTH sides of your family (guaranteed original)
#18 - NAMEUNRELATED (08/09/2010) [-]
your momma's so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a life guard
User avatar #9 - RoastMaster (08/09/2010) [-]
yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says expired.
User avatar #3 - TENeleven (08/09/2010) [-]
When I say, "You are glue," I mean it in the way of "You are what you eat."
#34 - ComicMaster (08/10/2010) [-]
you are so weird. you can understand Ke$ha singing.
#33 - ComicMaster (08/10/2010) [-]
your so retarded that people can understand Timmy(from southpark) talking.
User avatar #28 - biggGames (08/10/2010) [-]
i'd have a funny insult to call you but my mom told me not to make fun of the mentally challenged.
#30 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
hahaha number 7 is from an old spongebob episode!
User avatar #29 - WarzoneBomber (08/10/2010) [-]
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
#27 - Daddyneverhuggedme (08/10/2010) [-]
If Edward from twilight got Justin Beiber pregnant... You'd be the outcome
User avatar #26 - triforceftw (08/10/2010) [-]
yo mama's so fat when she was in playboy it was called a center-fold cause thats all you could see!
#24 - EXPLOSION (08/10/2010) [-]
The brain one was from Spongebob. :D
User avatar #23 - TheBlindBandit (08/10/2010) [-]
use this one in your next part.

I wish i had a low IQ so I could keep you company.
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