Best Disses Part 9. Part<br /> Part

Best Disses Part 9

Best Disses 9
1) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach she' s the
only one who gets a tan.
2) I laugh when I see you, I smile when I think about
you... what can I say, retards make me happy (credit
goes to ******* )
3) From far away you looked pretty. Close up you look
far from pretty.
4) I heard you changed your mind. Where did you put
the diaper?
5) What did your parents do with the money they got
from suing the Trojan?
6) I' d challenge you to a battle of wits, but I don' t like
picking on an unarmed man (Credit goes to -
7) If I had a dollar for every brain you don' t have, I' d
have a dollar
8) You' d only be moderately repulsive if you weren' t so
damn fat
9) You must be the reason your mom only takes it in the
ass now
10) You' re adopted. No, just kidding. No one would
for Part 10
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Submitted: 08/09/2010
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#2 - AJthePwner (08/09/2010) [-]
Some dumb people were dropped on their head as a baby. You, however, were used as a basketball.
#1 - Faeldrake (08/09/2010) [-]
"Put a condom on your head because if you're gonna act like a dick you might as well dress like one"
#10 - EaterOfUniverses **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - dannyboii (08/09/2010) [-]
your the load of sperm your mom wished she had swallowed
User avatar #31 - IchBinDu (08/10/2010) [-]
Did you fall from heaven?
Because your face is pretty ****** up
#22 - TheFuckIsThisShit (08/10/2010) [-]
"If I want any **** out of you, I'd squeeze your head."
User avatar #35 - MrEpicMan (08/10/2010) [-]
Your birth certificate was an apolgy letter
User avatar #32 - TreesyDoesIt (08/10/2010) [-]
your mama is so fat she is on BOTH sides of your family (guaranteed original)
#18 - NAMEUNRELATED (08/09/2010) [-]
your momma's so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a life guard
User avatar #9 - RoastMaster (08/09/2010) [-]
yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says expired.
User avatar #3 - TENeleven (08/09/2010) [-]
When I say, "You are glue," I mean it in the way of "You are what you eat."
#34 - ComicMaster (08/10/2010) [-]
you are so weird. you can understand Ke$ha singing.
#33 - ComicMaster (08/10/2010) [-]
your so retarded that people can understand Timmy(from southpark) talking.
User avatar #28 - biggGames (08/10/2010) [-]
i'd have a funny insult to call you but my mom told me not to make fun of the mentally challenged.
User avatar #37 - FalloutRules (08/17/2010) [-]
I gotta start saying some of these to people.
User avatar #29 - WarzoneBomber (08/10/2010) [-]
Yo mamma is so fat, when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
#27 - Daddyneverhuggedme (08/10/2010) [-]
If Edward from twilight got Justin Beiber pregnant... You'd be the outcome
User avatar #6 - cbawesome (08/09/2010) [-]
yo mamas so fat she gets asked when the babay is coming
#5 - ssdustin (08/09/2010) [-]
If you are what you eat then how come you look like **** ?
User avatar #4 - willtreaty (08/09/2010) [-]
i was thinking about you all day. did you know they have a new exibit at the zoo?
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