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Best Disses Part 8

Best Disses Part 8
1) The smartest thing thats ever come out of
your mouth is a penis (credit to Rogersrabbit)
2) Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn' t
3) What was that? Sorry, I don' t speak fat bitch
credit goes to Holycrapiliektoast)
4) I don' t think you have a learning disability, I
think you' re just stupid
5) Your IQ is lower than my shoe size
6) I' m pretty sure opposites don' t attract cause
I' m pretty smart and I certainly don' t like you
7) Whatever kind of look you were going for,
you missed
8) Grasp you ear firmly and pull. Hopefully
you' ll be able to get your head out of your ass
9) Can I borow your face for a few days? My ass
is going on vacation.
10) When I first met you I didn' t like you very
much. Now that I' gotten to know you better
I truly hate you.
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Submitted: 08/09/2010
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User avatar #42 - boxmanfive (08/10/2010) [-]
when talking to someone annoying say look if your gonna keep talking at lest let me put my dick in your mouth so we can both enjoy the moment.
User avatar #41 - DinosaurPaperclip (08/10/2010) [-]
'im surprised you can talk with so many dicks in your mouth' ;D
User avatar #40 - mahooma (08/10/2010) [-]
save your breath you'll need it for your date
User avatar #39 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/10/2010) [-]
Part 10 comming in around 6-7 hours. gotta get some sleep but I'll finish ten when I get up.
#37 - anonymous (08/10/2010) [-]
the shoe size one could be turned to a small penis joke.
little bit of a warning
User avatar #38 to #37 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/10/2010) [-]
Not really. I have size 13 feet and could use that without problem. An IQ of under 13 is still stupider than most living animals
#35 - drmontes (08/10/2010) [-]
someone may have said this already, but here goes.

the only reason i am so fat is because your mom makes me a cake every time i **** her.
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#34 - sexyads (08/10/2010) [-]
if your brain was chocolate there wouldnt be enough to fill half a m&m
User avatar #33 - Chaine (08/10/2010) [-]
No, I think you look amazing! I mean, if skeezy meth addict was what you were going for.
User avatar #32 - WarzoneBomber (08/10/2010) [-]
A good saying. Piss off!

Is it just me, or do you smell like **** ? Either way, I think you should go change yourself. Those clothes look hideous on you!
#31 - hawlyshit (08/10/2010) [-]
(after they replied to you) Nice comeback, if i wanted Cum back i'd wipe it off your mum's chin)
User avatar #30 - AretardedGIRAFFE (08/10/2010) [-]
my best diss EVAR

ur gay
User avatar #29 - gunsnroses (08/09/2010) [-]
We all sprung from apes, but you didnt spring far enough...
User avatar #28 - kittymg (08/09/2010) [-]
"Eat **** and die"
"got **** yourself with a sandpaper dildo"
"you ************** , cock-sucking, son-of-a-bitch!"

A few of my favorites :)
#27 - yellowfjftw (08/09/2010) [-]
i didnt slap you i simply gave your face a highfive
#26 - RetroToons (08/09/2010) [-]
Sorry, I'm not into fat bitches with no personality.
User avatar #24 - blairbearforever (08/09/2010) [-]
i wish you posted these one day at a time so im not seeing like 3 in a row -________-
User avatar #25 to #24 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/09/2010) [-]
I'm starting to space them out more. Just in the beginning I was kinda freaking out that they were doing so more. I'm probably gona cut down to two a day or something like that. I still have so many ideas for them
User avatar #23 - holycrapiliektoast (08/09/2010) [-]
YAY I HAS CREDIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
#22 - Blants (08/09/2010) [-]
To quote the raddest guy ever (Duke Nukem) "Your face, my ass, whats the difference?"
#21 - dannyboii (08/09/2010) [-]
have you farted cause i can smell cum
#20 - AJthePwner (08/09/2010) [-]
your IQ hit rock bottom, then started digging
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