Cock lobster. No, this is not me, just a scene I thought up.<br /> Edit: HOLY BALLS. Front?!<br /> If you liked that check my new one!<br /> / cock Lobster
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Cock lobster

Cock lobster. No, this is not me, just a scene I thought up.<br /> Edit: HOLY BALLS. Front?!<br /> If you liked that check my new one!<br /> /

No, this is not me, just a scene I thought up.<br />
Edit: HOLY **** BALLS. Front?!<br />
If you liked that check my new one!<br />
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Tags: cock | Lobster
Tim, I' been thinking, and
I think that I' m.. l' m finally
ready for our first time!
Really?! That' s great! I' m so glad
Hey, Venessa? Could you leave
me and Tim alone for a minute?
DUDE! WTF! I was finally going to
get laid! What the hell is wrong with
We were at the beach
Everybody had, matching towels!
Someone went, under the dock,
and there they saw, a COCK!
But it wasn' t a cock!
It was a cock, BLOCKER!
COCK BLO-
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Submitted: 08/08/2010
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User avatar #33 - demented (08/09/2010) [-]
I swear to god I am going to learn how to play the guitar just so I can do this.
User avatar #54 to #33 - xVjoshVx (08/09/2010) [-]
im gonna learn tht song xD
User avatar #56 to #54 - xVjoshVx (08/09/2010) [-]
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/p/peter_griffen/rock_lobster_tab.htm#comment s

this is the tabs for it :p u shud prob learn to read tabs if u wanna play it.
User avatar #40 - Rebound (08/09/2010) [-]
COCK GLOCKED!
User avatar #45 to #40 - xVjoshVx (08/09/2010) [-]
xD u just made my day :)
User avatar #51 to #45 - Shadowlordninek (08/09/2010) [-]
made my tuesday
User avatar #15 - HIMTheSixSixSix ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
"strum-de-strum"

it accurately describes a guitar
#17 - FJPopo (08/09/2010) [-]
ROCK LOBSTAH!!!!
User avatar #19 to #17 - commanderhippie (08/09/2010) [-]
thumb for you :3
User avatar #20 - MUZZAkill (08/09/2010) [-]
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#27 to #20 - TheFrench **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [-]
why do you have a gun that fires penises?
User avatar #37 to #27 - jezzuschrizzist (08/09/2010) [-]
because **** you thats why
User avatar #230 - Anonynonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
the laughter i had does not help the chest surgery i got last week. major hurt. major hurt
User avatar #222 - indiankid (08/09/2010) [-]
GLOCKERS GONNA' GLOCK
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User avatar #247 to #222 - somepervert (08/09/2010) [-]
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dont shoot
User avatar #52 - readyforrebirth (08/09/2010) [-]
funniest comic ive seen in a long time. plus he has legit rocker hair in the last scene
User avatar #16 - Haifisch (08/09/2010) [-]
I love you.
#156 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
THUMB ME DOWN BECAUSE I HATE POKEMON AND IM A GAY ANON
#172 to #156 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
WHAT? OPPOSITE DAY IS IN ACTION!
-3
#162 to #156 - proweroneonetwo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - SebastianMichaelis (08/08/2010) [-]
@ScrmblsTheDthDlr
Stop commenting ''thats a sexual reference''!!!
Ur everywhere i go!!
U Sir are more irratating then crabs in a whore house xDxD
User avatar #4 to #3 - DarionDivine (08/08/2010) [-]
Gold star for an amazing remark
User avatar #5 to #4 - SebastianMichaelis (08/08/2010) [-]
can i have said gold star?? =]
User avatar #7 to #5 - DarionDivine (08/08/2010) [-]
Absolutely. Present it with pride. =]
User avatar #8 to #7 - SebastianMichaelis (08/08/2010) [-]
if a gold star i got from a guy on funny junk doesnt get me laid, i dont know what will =D lol
User avatar #9 to #8 - DarionDivine (08/08/2010) [-]
lolololol
+1
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User avatar #191 - LoliverTwist (08/09/2010) [-]
I came in hopes of Lobster, Oh I'm so very hungry....
User avatar #194 to #191 - KabulMan (08/09/2010) [-]
PUN!
User avatar #169 - pandemicmuskrat (08/09/2010) [-]
Cockblock someone, LIKE A BOSS.
User avatar #6 - ravensfanz (08/08/2010) [-]
i like peter griffin's version of this song
User avatar #80 - dirtbikekid (08/09/2010) [-]
who sang this in peters voice
User avatar #81 to #80 - TheRealEFG (08/09/2010) [-]
me
User avatar #87 to #81 - zeroshot ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
**zeroshot rolls 2** EFG's dick size, Oh and I read it in his voice
#104 to #87 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
In kilometers
User avatar #177 to #87 - TheRealEFG (08/09/2010) [-]
**TheRealEFG rolls 3** your dick size
User avatar #284 to #177 - zeroshot ONLINE (08/10/2010) [-]
when not erect
User avatar #285 to #284 - TheRealEFG (08/10/2010) [-]
nope completely erect on a good day, thats in centimeters btw
User avatar #286 to #285 - zeroshot ONLINE (08/10/2010) [-]
good game sir You sir did not fail
User avatar #287 to #286 - TheRealEFG (08/10/2010) [-]
or did i?
User avatar #288 to #287 - zeroshot ONLINE (08/10/2010) [-]
dun dun dun
User avatar #88 to #81 - dirtbikekid (08/09/2010) [-]
god, good.. you all know awesome t.v. shows
User avatar #82 to #80 - bandclassdropout (08/09/2010) [-]
dude i was totally about to say that
User avatar #83 to #80 - trediciXIII (08/09/2010) [-]
me too
#84 to #80 - Phatmandu (08/09/2010) [-]
Me too.
User avatar #85 to #80 - KabutopsX (08/09/2010) [-]
alt version: who is a ******* retard?
#294 - Edzone **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [-]
Who's the cunt that's thumbing down everyone? I'll devolve your ******* Pokemun you little **** nugget. xxx
User avatar #31 - grundo (08/09/2010) [-]
Holy
*******
****

My brother was just watching this scene from Family Guy in the room next to me, ON DVD.
#10 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
best. friend. ever.
User avatar #11 to #10 - EpicMoffin (08/09/2010) [-]
Best.Song.Ever
+7
#176 - AgentExile **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+3
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User avatar #187 to #176 - checks (08/09/2010) [-]
want to bear your children.
User avatar #261 - Fear The Pie Man (08/09/2010) [-]
Cock blocker got exactly what cock blockers deserve!

*BOOM!* HEADSHOT!
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