Cock lobster. No, this is not me, just a scene I thought up.<br /> Edit: HOLY BALLS. Front?!<br /> If you liked that check my new one!<br /> f
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Cock lobster

No, this is not me, just a scene I thought up.<br />
Edit: HOLY **** BALLS. Front?!<br />
If you liked that check my new one!<br />
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/675514/Tentacle+Woes/

Tags: cock | Lobster
Tim, I' been thinking, and
I think that I' m.. l' m finally
ready for our first time!
Really?! That' s great! I' m so glad
Hey, Venessa? Could you leave
me and Tim alone for a minute?
DUDE! WTF! I was finally going to
get laid! What the hell is wrong with
We were at the beach
Everybody had, matching towels!
Someone went, under the dock,
and there they saw, a COCK!
But it wasn' t a cock!
It was a cock, BLOCKER!
COCK BLO-
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Submitted: 08/08/2010
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#17 - FJPopo (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
ROCK LOBSTAH!!!!
User avatar #20 - MUZZAkill (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
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#27 to #20 - TheFrench **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [-]
why do you have a gun that fires penises?
User avatar #33 - demented (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I swear to god I am going to learn how to play the guitar just so I can do this.
User avatar #222 - indiankid (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
GLOCKERS GONNA' GLOCK
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#156 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
THUMB ME DOWN BECAUSE I HATE POKEMON AND IM A GAY ANON
User avatar #40 - Rebound (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
COCK GLOCKED!
User avatar #108 - Obscurity (08/09/2010) [+] (5 replies)
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#110 to #108 - InfectedCheese (08/09/2010) [-]
Why is your gun shooting out penises?
User avatar #80 - dirtbikekid (08/09/2010) [+] (14 replies)
who sang this in peters voice
User avatar #15 - HIMTheSixSixSix (08/09/2010) [-]
"strum-de-strum"

it accurately describes a guitar
User avatar #230 - Anonynonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
the laughter i had does not help the chest surgery i got last week. major hurt. major hurt
User avatar #52 - readyforrebirth (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
funniest comic ive seen in a long time. plus he has legit rocker hair in the last scene
User avatar #16 - Haifisch (08/09/2010) [-]
I love you.
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User avatar #3 - SebastianMichaelis (08/08/2010) [+] (6 replies)
@ScrmblsTheDthDlr
Stop commenting ''thats a sexual reference''!!!
Ur everywhere i go!!
U Sir are more irratating then crabs in a whore house xDxD
User avatar #191 - LoliverTwist (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I came in hopes of Lobster, Oh I'm so very hungry....
User avatar #169 - pandemicmuskrat (08/09/2010) [-]
Cockblock someone, LIKE A BOSS.
User avatar #154 - alleychachi (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
no one likes a cock bolck -_-
User avatar #155 to #154 - wymetehoriginal (08/09/2010) [-]
or a cock block, those are even worst
User avatar #6 - ravensfanz (08/08/2010) [-]
i like peter griffin's version of this song
User avatar #62 - ServiusWolf (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
This is perhaps the greatest, funniest comic I've seen on FJ in about a year.
User avatar #31 - grundo (08/09/2010) [-]
Holy
*******
****

My brother was just watching this scene from Family Guy in the room next to me, ON DVD.
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