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Best Disses Part 7

Best Disses Part 7
1) Oh **** a zombie! Wait thats just you
2) If your brains were made of dynamite, you
wouldn' t have enough to blow your nose.
3) Why don' t you slip into something more
comfortable, like a coma
4) The best part of you dried up on your
mom' s thigh
5) How can you love nature, when it did that
to you?
6) I would insult you, but I doubt you' d -
bedstand.
7) You are a living reason why blowjobs are
better
8) I' m busy now, can I ignore you some other
time?
9) You' re not obnoxious like so many other
people. You' re obnoxious in a completely dif-
perent and far worse way
10) You have an inferiority complex and it is
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Submitted: 08/08/2010
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User avatar #12 - TheBlindBandit (08/09/2010) [-]
I wish i had a low IQ so I could keep you company.
User avatar #5 - thefuckingscc (08/08/2010) [-]
sorry if this was in an earlier one but:

yo mama so fat she went on a hunger strike and doritos went out of business

yo mama is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw

yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

:D
#6 to #5 - killajose (08/08/2010) [-]
You can add something to the last one.
"It's a shame you didn't"
User avatar #7 to #6 - thefuckingscc (08/08/2010) [-]
if he uses it he should give cred to you cuz that you have been awsome adding that
#8 to #7 - killajose (08/08/2010) [-]
thanks! But you deserve one too.
User avatar #1 - Stosh (08/08/2010) [-]
Did someone say free thumbs?
User avatar #2 to #1 - Kyogre (08/08/2010) [-]
why yes, i do believe he did
#4 - anon (08/08/2010) [-]
If i had a dollar for every brain you dont have, id have one dollar
User avatar #19 to #4 - aGuy (08/09/2010) [-]
If i had a dollar for every good comback you have said i would be broke. Thank god thats not the case.
User avatar #21 - iliekepicwins (08/09/2010) [-]
You? Adopted? Why the hell would your parents adopt you?
User avatar #27 - MrSuper (08/09/2010) [-]
"Oh **** a zombie. No wait that's just you" Are you even trying anymore?
User avatar #25 - mansonlover (08/09/2010) [-]
you forgot "you're a load that should have been swallowed"
#15 - damiar (08/09/2010) [-]
your one load your mom should have swallowed
#10 - allytiger (08/08/2010) [-]
you got an awesome brain bro.
User avatar #31 - Seritath (08/09/2010) [-]
I think its going to take more than one stimpak for that injury
#32 to #31 - addf (08/09/2010) [-]
i think i might need some chems
User avatar #33 to #32 - Seritath (08/09/2010) [-]
There isnt enough Jet in the world to erase the image of you from my mind :D
#34 to #33 - addf (08/09/2010) [-]
and not enough to erase you luckily i have this
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User avatar #35 to #34 - SawedOffShotgun (08/09/2010) [-]
**** that, use me
User avatar #37 to #35 - Seritath (08/10/2010) [-]
******** use You need to login to view this link you know your rang and accuracy?I might as well try to snipe with the fatman!Of course,if you cant kill it,atleast kill every ************ around it :D
User avatar #38 to #37 - SawedOffShotgun (08/10/2010) [-]
Fatmans aren't real.
User avatar #39 to #38 - Seritath (08/10/2010) [-]
But Missle Launchers Are <3
User avatar #24 - TheFlyingWhale (08/09/2010) [-]
I lol'd at number 4. It's the best one of them all.
+2
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User avatar #14 - TheGYouLoveToHate (08/09/2010) [-]
yo momma so fat, i had to take a bus and 2 trains to get on her good side
#3 - Deathgodx (08/08/2010) [-]
Ah, I cant wait for school to start again. LOL
User avatar #30 - brendeniskool (08/09/2010) [-]
yo mammas so fat to get her threw thefront door you need to grease it and hold a twinkie on the other side
#29 - MadameHobo (08/09/2010) [-]
"If I twas as thee, I would throw mine self away."
-Shakespeare
#26 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
you are literally to stupid to insult
#28 to #26 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
stupid is as stupid does, bitch.
User avatar #22 - platinumzro **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [-]
number two is from garfield. garfieldsays that to odie
#20 - Ominous (08/09/2010) [-]
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, even Green Peace tries to throw her back in!
#23 to #20 - anon (08/09/2010) [-]
I. Love. Your. Avatar!
>.>
<.<
*fap fap fap*
User avatar #17 - aGuy (08/09/2010) [-]
Your Momma is so stupid She got locked in a Grocery store and starved to death.
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