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Best Disses Part 7

Best Disses Part 7
1) Oh **** a zombie! Wait thats just you
2) If your brains were made of dynamite, you
wouldn' t have enough to blow your nose.
3) Why don' t you slip into something more
comfortable, like a coma
4) The best part of you dried up on your
mom' s thigh
5) How can you love nature, when it did that
to you?
6) I would insult you, but I doubt you' d -
7) You are a living reason why blowjobs are
8) I' m busy now, can I ignore you some other
9) You' re not obnoxious like so many other
people. You' re obnoxious in a completely dif-
perent and far worse way
10) You have an inferiority complex and it is
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User avatar #12 - TheBlindBandit (08/09/2010) [-]
I wish i had a low IQ so I could keep you company.
User avatar #5 - thefuckingscc (08/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
sorry if this was in an earlier one but:

yo mama so fat she went on a hunger strike and doritos went out of business

yo mama is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw

yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

User avatar #1 - Stosh (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Did someone say free thumbs?
User avatar #21 - iliekepicwins ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
You? Adopted? Why the hell would your parents adopt you?
User avatar #27 - MrSuper (08/09/2010) [-]
"Oh **** a zombie. No wait that's just you" Are you even trying anymore?
User avatar #25 - mansonlover (08/09/2010) [-]
you forgot "you're a load that should have been swallowed"
#15 - damiar (08/09/2010) [-]
your one load your mom should have swallowed
#10 - allytiger (08/08/2010) [-]
you got an awesome brain bro.
User avatar #31 - Seritath (08/09/2010) [+] (7 replies)
I think its going to take more than one stimpak for that injury
User avatar #24 - TheFlyingWhale (08/09/2010) [-]
I lol'd at number 4. It's the best one of them all.
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User avatar #14 - TheGYouLoveToHate (08/09/2010) [-]
yo momma so fat, i had to take a bus and 2 trains to get on her good side
#3 - Deathgodx (08/08/2010) [-]
Ah, I cant wait for school to start again. LOL
#36 - addf (08/09/2010) [-]
im gonna fell sorry for you when you die, cuz i know god wont let you in with that face
User avatar #30 - brendeniskool (08/09/2010) [-]
yo mammas so fat to get her threw thefront door you need to grease it and hold a twinkie on the other side
#20 - Ominous (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the beach, even Green Peace tries to throw her back in!
User avatar #17 - aGuy (08/09/2010) [-]
Your Momma is so stupid She got locked in a Grocery store and starved to death.
User avatar #11 - uberness (08/09/2010) [-]
i think i got one

yo mam is so fat u need atrian and 2 busses to get on her good side
User avatar #9 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Part eight will come tomorrow afternoon. Need a bit of a rest
#4 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If i had a dollar for every brain you dont have, id have one dollar
User avatar #19 to #4 - aGuy (08/09/2010) [-]
If i had a dollar for every good comback you have said i would be broke. Thank god thats not the case.
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