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Best Disses Part 5

Best Disses Parta
1) Congratulations on being the first in your
family born without a tail!
2) It looks like your face caught fire and
someone tried to put it out with a fork
3) No I don' t mind that you' re talking so
much cause I' m not really listening
4) I know you' re a self made man. It good
that you' re willin to take the blame.
5) You look lost in thought. Must be
unfamiliar territory for you.
6) Did your parents ever ask you to run away
from home?
7) Do you want people to accept you for who
you are or do you want them to like you?
8) Are you always this stupid, or are you
making a special effort today?
9) You' re really lucky appearances aren' t
everything.
10) I' ll never forget the first time we met,
but I' ll keep trying.
for part 6
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User avatar #1 - containletters (08/08/2010) [-]
best dis ever was

Are you drunk?
yes but when I wake up ill be sober, when you wake up youll still be ugly...
User avatar #2 - zistheman (08/08/2010) [-]
if some one calls you a mother ******
say
if you kept your mom off the streets we wouldnt have that problem
and
if someone comes up with a good comeback
if i needed a comeback id just wipe it off your moms face
User avatar #14 - MultiBlaze (08/08/2010) [-]
Your mama is so fat, when she jumped, she got stuck in the air!
User avatar #50 - quackaduck (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
THATS RACEEEEEST!
+4
#51 to #50 - Captain FJ **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #16 - MultiBlaze (08/08/2010) [-]
If you say I'm gay, then your mom has to be a dude
User avatar #15 - MultiBlaze (08/08/2010) [-]
OH **** A ZOMBIE! oh nevermind its just you
User avatar #7 - HAwAII (08/08/2010) [-]
I LOVE YOU.
User avatar #22 - usernamearf (08/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i will always thumbs up your content if you don't thumb this.
User avatar #6 - DerekZoolander (08/08/2010) [-]
I don't think you're stupid; I think you're possessed by a retarded ghost.
User avatar #4 - HumbertoL (08/08/2010) [-]
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
#3 - damiar (08/08/2010) [-]
your one load your mother should have swallowed
+2
#23 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 - MultiBlaze (08/08/2010) [-]
If you say I'm a freak! Should see what your mama does in bed!
User avatar #12 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Part 6 is on the way!
+2
#10 - JessyGrlBlondey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#8 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
honestly reading these all 5 lists made my day. thank you
User avatar #9 to #8 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
Thanks! Always nice to get positive feedback!
#36 - Boondox **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Your Moms So ******* Fat She Uses Mexico As Her Tanning Bed
#32 - frowsm (08/09/2010) [-]
your birth certificate is an apology notice from the condom factory.
User avatar #21 - Nihatclodra (08/08/2010) [-]
#7: if they say "both", reply with "Sorry, no miracles in your lifetime..."
#5 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
if i had a dollar for every brain you dont have, id have one dollar
User avatar #11 to #5 - MegaManXX (08/08/2010) [-]
squidward ftw haha
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