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Best Disses Part 5

Best Disses Parta
1) Congratulations on being the first in your
family born without a tail!
2) It looks like your face caught fire and
someone tried to put it out with a fork
3) No I don' t mind that you' re talking so
much cause I' m not really listening
4) I know you' re a self made man. It good
that you' re willin to take the blame.
5) You look lost in thought. Must be
unfamiliar territory for you.
6) Did your parents ever ask you to run away
from home?
7) Do you want people to accept you for who
you are or do you want them to like you?
8) Are you always this stupid, or are you
making a special effort today?
9) You' re really lucky appearances aren' t
10) I' ll never forget the first time we met,
but I' ll keep trying.
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User avatar #1 - containletters
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(08/08/2010) [-]
best dis ever was

Are you drunk?
yes but when I wake up ill be sober, when you wake up youll still be ugly...
User avatar #2 - zistheman
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(08/08/2010) [-]
if some one calls you a mother ******
if you kept your mom off the streets we wouldnt have that problem
if someone comes up with a good comeback
if i needed a comeback id just wipe it off your moms face
User avatar #14 - MultiBlaze
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(08/08/2010) [-]
Your mama is so fat, when she jumped, she got stuck in the air!
User avatar #50 - quackaduck
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(08/09/2010) [-]
#51 to #50 - Captain FJ **User deleted account**
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User avatar #16 - MultiBlaze
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(08/08/2010) [-]
If you say I'm gay, then your mom has to be a dude
User avatar #15 - MultiBlaze
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(08/08/2010) [-]
OH **** A ZOMBIE! oh nevermind its just you
User avatar #7 - HAwAII
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User avatar #6 - DerekZoolander
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(08/08/2010) [-]
I don't think you're stupid; I think you're possessed by a retarded ghost.
User avatar #4 - HumbertoL
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(08/08/2010) [-]
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception
User avatar #3 - damiar
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(08/08/2010) [-]
your one load your mother should have swallowed