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Best Disses Part 4

Best Disses Part 4
1) Do you ever wonder what life would be like if
you were born with enough oxygen?
2) I' d see thing from your point of view, but I
don' t think I can get my head that far up my ass
3) Your brain must be in mint condition consider-
ing you' never used it
4) If what you don' t know won' t hurt you, you
must be invulnerable
5) I really hope you don' t breed
6) Heres twenty cents. Go call all your friends and
bring me back the change
7) Are your parents siblings or cousins?
8) As an outsider, what do you think of civilized
society?
9) You may not know the meaning of the word
fear, but then again you don' t know the meaning
of most words
10) Have you considered suing your brain for
nonsupport?
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User avatar #20 - Sivad (08/09/2010) [-]
Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
User avatar #16 - MuthaRussia (08/09/2010) [-]
these sound like things perry cox from scrubs might say
User avatar #14 - DevDizzy ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
If I wanted my own come back I would have wipped it from your moms chen.
User avatar #17 - eric cartman (08/09/2010) [-]
i once used this one :isnt it against the law for you mom and brother to breed?
User avatar #15 - Pipefighter (08/09/2010) [-]
I don't know whats wrong with you but i'll bet its hard to pronounce
User avatar #12 - cogitoergonom (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i'd challenge you to a battle of wits, but i dont like picking on an unarmed man.
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User avatar #19 - TehFluffehBunneh (08/09/2010) [-]
I can wanna use this one at a girl at school: "You think I'm ugly? You look like someone lit your face on fire and stomped it out with soccer cleats!"
#13 - WaffleROFLSlice (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Here is a good one.
Because of you, I'm homeschooling my kids.

My friend said that to my other friend when he said "The government should take the footballers money and give it to haiti"
User avatar #11 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
Part 5 is in the works
User avatar #8 - mtflyer (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip my pants.
#4 - AdmlnLostMyAccount (08/08/2010) [+] (3 replies)
You're overdoing it, these got old at #2
User avatar #5 to #4 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
actually, I thought two was my weakest.
#3 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
on that ive heard in a dissng contest. "you coulen get your dick wet if ou jumped in a pool"
User avatar #22 to #3 - NiggerJesus (08/09/2010) [-]
I didnt understand a word you said. You must be drunk
#29 - DeadRogue **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [-]
"I wouldn't trust you to hold an ice cream cone." Cookie for the reference.
User avatar #28 - tmbchowder (08/09/2010) [-]
if brains were bread, you would've starved before you were born
#27 - mkells (08/09/2010) [-]
hahahahaha
#23 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
the first two are from Sprung (a game for DS)
User avatar #10 - Roeley (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mama was so fat,even when she was a ninja people could stll see her
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