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Best Disses Part 3

Best Disses Part 3
1) I was thinking about you all day. I was at the zoo.
2) I want to ask how old you are, but I know you can' t
count that high
3) You should learn from your parents mistakes. Try
using birth control
4) I heard you went in a haunted house and they of-
fared you a job
5) I used to think people should always try to be
themselves. Then I met you
6) You' re funny, but looks arent everything (credit
goes to )
7) Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt
8) They say opposites attract, so you' re perffect for
someone who is smart, attractive, honest, and funny.
9) If you didn' t have feet, you wouldn' t wear shoes.
So why do you wear a bra?
10) Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse
the privelege
As before for part 4
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Submitted: 08/08/2010
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User avatar #25 - Konigsteiger (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The irony behind the first one is that I met my wife at a zoo
#29 - notatroll (08/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
hickory, dickory, dock... your mothers a whore.
User avatar #79 - MusicMeElmo (08/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
User avatar #60 - robobox (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
your momma so fat that not even jesus can lift her spirits.
#116 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
Yo mama' is like a brick, fat, dirty, and gets laid by Mexicans.
User avatar #78 - PhilipFry (08/09/2010) [-]
Yo mama so ugly she make a Neptunian slug look like Amy.
#119 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
alot of these were not funny
User avatar #102 - romdude (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
**romdude rolls 8** yo mama so ugly when she was on top of the ferris wheel, nobody let her down. also this is 8?
#77 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
Hahahaha I like how on the last one- the one about being stupid- he spelled "privilege" wrong
User avatar #51 - cobbwocket (08/09/2010) [+] (2 replies)
ironically you misspelled privilege.
User avatar #18 - ScottishPirate (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
IM GONNA USE THESE ON XBOX LIVE! :D
User avatar #19 to #18 - AlbinoJoe (08/08/2010) [-]
if you od then you are another one of those 6-year old fags who insults everyone because they get their asses kicked
User avatar #122 - IllidanX (08/09/2010) [-]
holy crap awesome im writing this down for when i go back to school
User avatar #98 - StrictClubBouncer (08/09/2010) [-]
are you 8 years old?
#94 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
yout tough ...tough to look at - anon >.> < . < -_-
User avatar #67 - mrfishie (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#7 is from the holy grail way to give credit
#71 to #67 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
Now go away or I shall be forced to taunt you again.
User avatar #58 - EvilPixelKillr (08/09/2010) [+] (3 replies)
ur so fat when you jumped on a rainbow, skittles came out.
ur so greasy u use bacon strips as band-aids.

User avatar #68 to #59 - ScruffytheJanitor (08/09/2010) [-]
Shotguns don't work like that, dumbass.
#38 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [+] (1 reply)
these are all sooo old
User avatar #39 to #38 - ninjabacon (08/09/2010) [-]
just like your mother eh anon
#36 - steventyler **User deleted account** (08/09/2010) [+] (6 replies)
"YOU'RE MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER-
AND YOUR FATHER
SMELT
OF
ELDERBERRIES!!!"
MONTY PYTHON FTW!! I've been reading their autobiography. Even it's funny! XD
User avatar #3 - eric cartman (08/08/2010) [-]
roses are red
and daisies are white
my face may be funny
but yours is a fright
User avatar #1 - JiffypopisGOD (08/08/2010) [-]
your cute, but i already have a dog
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