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Best Disses Part 1

Best Disses Part 1
1) Your Birth notificate is an apology from the
condom manufacturer.
2) Yo mama so fat, she wore an x files shirt and a heli-
copter landed on her
3) I fart in your general direction
4) If I wanted to hear from an
******* , I' d fart
5) You' ll never be the man your mother is
6) You' re adopted
7) You must have been born on a highway, cause
thats where most accidents happen.
8) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to avoid hitting
her on the highway, I ran out of gas before getting
around her.
9) Hey, did you get the licence plate number of who-
ever ran over your face?
10) you were twice as smart, you' d still be stupid.
for part two
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Submitted: 08/07/2010
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#262 - ImARetard (08/10/2010) [-]
**ImARetard rolls 124,652,868**
#261 - ImARetard (08/10/2010) [-]
**roll 9**
#259 - IvegotThreeballs **User deleted account** (08/10/2010) [-]
did i fart or is that your breath?
User avatar #257 - Bigredelmo (08/09/2010) [-]
I love the 1st one its just amazing you think of these your slef if so bravo
#254 - anonymous (08/09/2010) [-]
You're adopted is a horrible diss. And on top of that, it really doesn't bother those who are really adopted, such as I.
+1
#253 - Chlexi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #250 - Eggs (08/09/2010) [-]
you were a mistake your parents sued the condom company
User avatar #248 - MaverickZero ONLINE (08/09/2010) [-]
-Yo mama got one big titty and one little titty and they call the bitch Biggie Smalls.

-Yo mama's so slow she can't cook minute rice.
#246 - icemanninethreefiv (08/08/2010) [-]
Your momas like a shot gun

2 ***** she blows.
#241 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
major repost -_-
User avatar #247 to #241 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
Umm, no its not actually. I made this myself. All seven parts of it in fact.
#240 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mommas so fat that when i hit her in the stomach with a baseball bat pork chops few out her ass
User avatar #239 - OperativeOpposite (08/08/2010) [-]
Most of these are horrible especially the ass jokes. A real dis is an original hurtful one not a friggin' yo mama joke. P.S you mama so poor her welcome mat says welfare.
User avatar #238 - theBitchOnWheels (08/08/2010) [-]
**theBitchOnWheels rolls 040,234,267** quints for ded?
#237 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
1. not gonna talk about it -_- 2.its not an x its an H
3.what is this **** ? smart is not funny
4.you're claiming you're and ******* ?
5. mother refers to woman. *Facepalm*
6. what if they were?
7. seriously? gay
8. old joke and used a lot.
9. thats retarded
10. twice as smart (you called them smart) ...
now thumb this up like you said. funnyjunk is not funny
#245 to #237 - Venomkringe (08/08/2010) [-]
1. you got the wrong number its number 2
3. didnt get it either
4. farts come from the hole in your ass, so *******
5. saying your mother is a man
6. agreed
7. agreed again
8. ive never heard it
9. agreed once more
10. not really calling them smart, refering to how intelligent he is
#244 to #237 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
4. you obviously cant comprehend the joke - get the **** out

also thanks for that buzz killington
#235 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
#10 extended.

If you were twice as smart as you think you are, you'd only be half as smart are you are.
#232 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
wow, old **** . This sucks camel dick like FJ. 4Chan is better.
User avatar #231 - skullboy (08/08/2010) [-]
your so good at sex you dont even use a partner
+1
#230 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment [-]
+2
#234 to #230 - IamKingNothing has deleted their comment [-]
#226 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
only the people that are 20 and older know this one... penis wrinkle
User avatar #243 to #226 - bsomazzi (08/08/2010) [-]
i get it and im 19..
#229 to #226 - anonymous (08/08/2010) [-]
O_O
User avatar #228 to #226 - TRGG (08/08/2010) [-]
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
User avatar #223 - UnknownReasons (08/08/2010) [-]
yo momma so ****** up, she ****** ... ****** .... **** i cant even remember....o hi mr. unicorn!
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