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Best Disses Part 1

Best Disses Part 1
1) Your Birth notificate is an apology from the
condom manufacturer.
2) Yo mama so fat, she wore an x files shirt and a heli-
copter landed on her
3) I fart in your general direction
4) If I wanted to hear from an
asshole, I' d fart
5) You' ll never be the man your mother is
6) You' re adopted
7) You must have been born on a highway, cause
thats where most accidents happen.
8) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to avoid hitting
her on the highway, I ran out of gas before getting
around her.
9) Hey, did you get the licence plate number of who-
ever ran over your face?
10) you were twice as smart, you' d still be stupid.
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User avatar #122 - CrankyKong ONLINE (08/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Your momma's so fat she has a weight problem
User avatar #100 - Bdick (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
best comeback: if someone says dude ur such a pussy! say, i am what i eat!
User avatar #75 - mtflyer (08/08/2010) [-]
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip my pants.
User avatar #62 - Mr Latinonerd (08/08/2010) [-]
what the smallest muscle in a sheep's anus ?
your dick
User avatar #207 - markersXD (08/08/2010) [-]
your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elderberries!
User avatar #182 - doctorhax (08/08/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Your mother is so extravangantly overweight that the medical doctor advised her to go on a low calorie diet!
User avatar #125 - WhiteFalconUp (08/08/2010) [+] (7 replies)
You: You're gay.
Other person: No, you're gay.
You: If I wanted my own comeback I would've wiped it off your mom's chin.
User avatar #118 - Kool Aid Man (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
When someone repeats the same comeback you just said just say, "If I wanted my own comeback I would've wiped it off your mother's chin."
User avatar #70 - bootyholejuice (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo Mama is so hairy, when you were born, you almost got a rugburn.
User avatar #67 - bootyholejuice (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
User avatar #64 - Roeley (08/08/2010) [+] (6 replies)
yo mama,is so fat,when she wears a yellow rain coat,peopel start shouting : taxi,taxi!
#60 - Boondox **User deleted account** (08/08/2010) [-]
ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE
User avatar #31 - mymilkshake (08/08/2010) [-]
IF I WANTED MY COMEBACK I WOULD HAVE WIPED IT OFF YOUR MOM'S CHIN LAST NIGHT!!!!!
#214 - godlyaverage (08/08/2010) [-]
also the classic... You have aids
User avatar #187 - Ouronlysaviortwo (08/08/2010) [-]
If I wanted a joke I'd follow you into the bathroom and watch you take a piss
User avatar #117 - Duststorm (08/08/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Half of these sucked.
User avatar #112 - BLOCKATIEL (08/08/2010) [-]
YO momma so fat, she uses the highway as a slip n' slide
User avatar #58 - leeway (08/08/2010) [-]
i think calling someone a failed abortions a pretty good one
User avatar #48 - randomosity (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mama's so hairy the only language she knows is WOOKIE.
User avatar #42 - themachine (08/08/2010) [-]
Wooow yeah yo mamma jokes havent heard any of those since the dinosaurs walk
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