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Best Disses Part 1

Best Disses Part 1
1) Your Birth notificate is an apology from the
condom manufacturer.
2) Yo mama so fat, she wore an x files shirt and a heli-
copter landed on her
3) I fart in your general direction
4) If I wanted to hear from an
asshole, I' d fart
5) You' ll never be the man your mother is
6) You' re adopted
7) You must have been born on a highway, cause
thats where most accidents happen.
8) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to avoid hitting
her on the highway, I ran out of gas before getting
around her.
9) Hey, did you get the licence plate number of who-
ever ran over your face?
10) you were twice as smart, you' d still be stupid.
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User avatar #122 - CrankyKong (08/08/2010) [-]
Your momma's so fat she has a weight problem
User avatar #224 to #122 - Nickish (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo momma' so fat, her doctor suggested she go on a low-calorie diet.
User avatar #123 to #122 - TheSuperHobo (08/08/2010) [-]
Holy **** why did I crack up at that?
User avatar #100 - Bdick (08/08/2010) [-]
best comeback: if someone says dude ur such a pussy! say, i am what i eat!
#219 to #100 - anon (08/08/2010) [-]
youre a dick
User avatar #75 - mtflyer (08/08/2010) [-]
If I wanted any lip from you, I'd unzip my pants.
User avatar #207 - markersXD (08/08/2010) [-]
your mother was a hamster! and your father smelt of elderberries!
User avatar #118 - Kool Aid Man (08/08/2010) [-]
When someone repeats the same comeback you just said just say, "If I wanted my own comeback I would've wiped it off your mother's chin."
User avatar #121 to #118 - TheModernNinja (08/08/2010) [-]
AHAHAHAH LOL OH YEAH!!!! NOW I RECIEVE MY KOOL AID
User avatar #70 - bootyholejuice (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo Mama is so hairy, when you were born, you almost got a rugburn.
User avatar #67 - bootyholejuice (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
User avatar #64 - Roeley (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mama,is so fat,when she wears a yellow rain coat,peopel start shouting : taxi,taxi!
User avatar #65 to #64 - bootyholejuice (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo Mama is so fat, when she wears yellow, kids try to ride her to school.
User avatar #68 to #65 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo mama so fat, when she wears yellow, people set up lawn chairs around her and try to sunbathe
User avatar #66 to #65 - Roeley (08/08/2010) [-]
post yellow yo mama disses below :D
#73 to #66 - anon (08/08/2010) [-]
yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow people try to put garbage up her ass
User avatar #79 to #73 - pimpesa (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mama so fat, when a bus filled with white people rolls down the street she starts yelling catch that twinky
User avatar #82 to #66 - pimpesa (08/08/2010) [-]
yo mama so fat, she has to use a mattress for a tampon
#60 - Boondox **User deleted account** (08/08/2010) [-]
ring ring ring ring ring BANANA PHONE
#214 - godlyaverage (08/08/2010) [-]
also the classic... You have aids
User avatar #117 - Duststorm (08/08/2010) [-]
Half of these sucked.
#140 to #117 - UnoSkullmanx (08/08/2010) [-]
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh wait that wasn't a joke was it
User avatar #112 - BLOCKATIEL ONLINE (08/08/2010) [-]
YO momma so fat, she uses the highway as a slip n' slide
User avatar #108 - NorwegianForestCat (08/08/2010) [-]
If I had half a mind I'd still be twice as smart as you.
User avatar #106 - CupcakeMaster (08/08/2010) [-]
Uh I believe the first one came from a movie called "Phat Girl".
User avatar #104 - xMasterofpuppetsx (08/08/2010) [-]
Yo mama so old, she sat next to jesus in the second grade
User avatar #109 to #104 - patsfanaverb (08/08/2010) [-]
nice avatar
User avatar #110 to #109 - xMasterofpuppetsx (08/08/2010) [-]
Thanks! :)
User avatar #116 to #110 - Duststorm (08/08/2010) [-]
Holy **** nice avatars to the both of you.
User avatar #183 to #110 - doctorhax (08/08/2010) [-]
METALLICA is the most ************ awesome band of all time!
User avatar #103 - fuckthepolice (08/08/2010) [-]
i lol'd my ass off
#101 - anon (08/08/2010) [-]
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cuz you're face is all ****** up.
User avatar #99 - sorandomllycool (08/08/2010) [-]
lol i told my friend the highway one n she almost crack her head open
User avatar #97 - Pedobear Attack (08/08/2010) [-]
i use "you're adopted" all the time
User avatar #98 to #97 - ImmortalBaconEater (08/08/2010) [-]
Ingenious! Make them cry so they are more vulnerable. PedoBear is always inovating it seems
User avatar #96 - kungfap (08/08/2010) [-]
If i wanted a good comeback i would have wiped it off your moms chin
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