1) He fucking steals shit offere counter tops. Whether it be food or a
fucking sunglasses. Pissin' me off.
2) He' s paranoid that sunlight is out to get him. He fucking digs up the
grass because he sees shadows and he pisses himself barking at air.
3) I come home from school and I throw my backpack on my bed.
Guess what else is on my bed'? My fucking dog, and he' s plastering my
pillow with cum. Not to mention it' s mixed with his black dog fur so it' s
4) Sometimes I' m eating breakfast by myself and he comes into the
kitchen and he sees a stack of old newspapers piled high. He comes
over and knocks it down. Then he proceeds to leave the room.