Shit That My Dog Does. He's a Black Labrador 1 and a half years old. And he's a asshole.. 1) He steals offere counter tops. Whether it be food or a sunglasses.  thestickdiver Dog funny
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Shit That My Dog Does

He's a Black Labrador 1 and a half years old. And he's a ******* asshole.

1) He ******* steals **** offere counter tops. Whether it be food or a
******* sunglasses. Pissin' me off.
2) He' s paranoid that sunlight is out to get him. He ******* digs up the
grass because he sees shadows and he pisses himself barking at air.
****** .
3) I come home from school and I throw my backpack on my bed.
Guess what else is on my bed'? My ******* dog, and he' s plastering my
pillow with cum. Not to mention it' s mixed with his black dog fur so it' s
disgusting.
4) Sometimes I' m eating breakfast by myself and he comes into the
kitchen and he sees a stack of old newspapers piled high. He comes
over and knocks it down. Then he proceeds to leave the room.
Thestickdiver
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User avatar #2 - Normania (07/26/2010) [-]
he sounds like an awesome dog!
#1 - vampiremistress **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
Funniest thing I ever read!!! I almost passed out
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