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User avatar #261 - epikbeardman (07/25/2010) [-]
the perfect woman lol... cleans and cooks
#264 to #261 - Petabread **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
SO MUCH WIN IN 6 WORDS
User avatar #266 to #264 - futuramafan (07/25/2010) [-]
^^^^^^^

SO MUCH FAIL IN 6 WORDS
#150 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
This wouldn't have happened if she had a cucumber.
#162 to #150 - babypuncher **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Well she did say it was a Dyson. So... I would'nt be to sure of that.
#167 to #162 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Every vacuum has an "off" switch. I wouldn't be suprised if she found it up her ass.
#176 to #167 - babypuncher **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
You did get me there, but the issue is wheather or not she can find her off switch.
#182 to #176 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Well, on most vacuums the switch is normally near the bottom, so....
#185 to #182 - babypuncher **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
It would be hard to find for her considering that she was masturbating with an egg...
#187 to #185 - TrainerRuby **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
I'm not suprised to see that she is a blonde.
User avatar #151 to #150 - DaBliss (07/25/2010) [-]
Pickles.......
User avatar #123 - phoenix grinder ONLINE (07/25/2010) [-]
this sounds like a song off Kesha's new album...
#676 to #123 - SUPERBAMF **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
YOU GOT A SICK OBSESSION!
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#684 to #123 - freddiiee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#126 to #123 - shamusotooletwo **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
didnt you see the name, its Brittany's new album
User avatar #124 to #123 - IheartMonster (07/25/2010) [-]
The win is unimaginable!!
User avatar #136 to #123 - jcs (07/25/2010) [-]
Your love is my drug, and your vag is my Dyson.
#691 to #136 - Carlospiceyweiner **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
Don't stop suck that egg!
User avatar #611 - fuckthepolice (07/25/2010) [-]
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#616 to #611 - thehandthatfeeds **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
uhhhh i want to see a simulation!!!!

and a hard boiled egg...

with some bacon
#617 to #611 - Cannonflip **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
yo, credit or money order? cuz i want my britney today
#613 to #611 - slapyousillyfoo (07/25/2010) [-]
i love you.
User avatar #180 - ronansher (07/25/2010) [-]
WHO GOES OUT AND PLAYS BASKETBALL WITH AN EGG IN THERE VAGINA?????
User avatar #108 - NinjaGrapefruit (07/25/2010) [-]
Who the **** masturbates with an egg?
User avatar #110 to #108 - SoccerPunch (07/25/2010) [-]
well this girl did
#117 to #110 - ZpolO **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
apparently its the new fad..
#200 - JustForTheLulz **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
I had sex with this girl later that night.






It was Eggcellent.
User avatar #669 to #200 - mithecs (07/26/2010) [-]
YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!
#705 to #200 - Buffaloman **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
all these egg jokes are pissing me off!! don't you eggree??
User avatar #202 to #200 - MonkEman ONLINE (07/25/2010) [-]
YYYEEEEAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
#673 to #200 - GaryxColeman **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
**GaryxColeman rolls 949,919,932** hehe Alllllright
#700 to #673 - AXEFever **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
So many nines o_o
#712 to #700 - GaryxColeman **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
all we need is 6's hehe
#674 to #200 - NicePerson **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
now both eggs will hatch
+1
#675 to #200 - flusterXcuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#703 to #200 - WeeterDeeter **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
egg reference!!

gets thumbs
User avatar #681 to #200 - RetardedPoliceman (07/26/2010) [-]
Man, it must've been eggsotic.
+4
#299 to #200 - themanster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #704 to #200 - Septemvigesimal (07/26/2010) [-]
I bet you were Eggstatic when you found out!
User avatar #203 to #200 - Stenchr (07/25/2010) [-]
that eggsalad sandwich must have been eggstravigant
User avatar #209 to #203 - merlinboy (07/25/2010) [-]
I had myself an eggcellent breakfast this morning.
#420 to #209 - TDKTragedy (07/25/2010) [-]
with waffles?
#218 to #203 - John Cena (07/25/2010) [-]
Yes i heard hardboiled vag eggs are indeed eggceptional
User avatar #696 to #200 - WolfPrince (07/26/2010) [-]
good boy you must be

eggcelling in the world
User avatar #660 to #200 - Eggsecute (07/25/2010) [-]
Hello, my name is Eggsecute montoya. You killed my brother, prepare to die!
#692 to #660 - XxVIOLATORxX **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
jon pinette?
User avatar #713 to #692 - Eggsecute (07/26/2010) [-]
no no good sir, if you haven't seen the princess bride, go see that now. 'tis where Mr. Pinette got that bit from.

...


I mean...

EGGSECUTE!
User avatar #479 to #200 - GregTV (07/25/2010) [-]
dont flatter yourself, i heard she was overeasy to get in bed with
#699 to #200 - animalbullard **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
Careful! Receiving all of those comment thumbs may make you a bit






Eggotistical.
User avatar #77 - twerdy (07/25/2010) [-]
this is beyond anything i have ever seen. the amount of facepalm is just......
User avatar #81 to #77 - DudeWheredMyCatGo (07/25/2010) [-]
A wild TYPINGKITYY has appeared!
User avatar #82 to #81 - twerdy (07/25/2010) [-]
typing kitty uses OMG LOL
User avatar #83 to #82 - DudeWheredMyCatGo (07/25/2010) [-]
Wild TYPINGKITTY uses TROLL!

It's super effective! Your typing kitty has been backtraced!
User avatar #85 to #83 - twerdy (07/25/2010) [-]
typing kitty uses IM PERFECT IN EVERY WAY, its super effective. consequences will never be the same.
#87 to #85 - TheModerator **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Wild Eric Cartman Uses Respect my authority
User avatar #86 to #85 - DudeWheredMyCatGo (07/25/2010) [-]
Wild TYPINGKITTY
User avatar #88 to #86 - DudeWheredMyCatGo (07/25/2010) [-]
has fainted! *screen goes blank*
User avatar #92 to #88 - twerdy (07/25/2010) [-]
whats this?! TYPING KITTY is evolving! CONGRATULATIONS! your TYPING KITTY is now an LOL CAT!
#254 - superkaioken **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
DAM nature you SCARY
#99 - PonderingCrayon **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
i would have used a plunger :D
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#484 to #99 - nofighting **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #100 - AvatarAirBender (07/25/2010) [-]
At least the egg came with tuna....
#95 - sofakingxD **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Vag: NOMNOMMNOMNONMNOM
User avatar #1 - HolyArachnid (07/24/2010) [-]
"Yeah, my vag is a Dyson."

--Britney
User avatar #184 - woooosh (07/25/2010) [-]
she was about to organism?
User avatar #259 - fiveneight (07/25/2010) [-]
and thats why the chicken crossed the road
#262 to #259 - unrealshrimp **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
LOL
#125 - FatalEncounter **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
I feel so bad for your dad...
You didn't even bother to turn that egg into egg salad!
He had to do it himself!
What kind of woman are you!?!?!
#678 to #125 - HandGel **User deleted account** (07/26/2010) [-]
EXACTLY....

GTFBINK.
(Get The **** Back In The Kitchen)
#243 - HALninethousand **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
She's ******* retired.
User avatar #250 to #243 - used shoe 42 (07/25/2010) [-]
I'm afraid I can't let you say that, Dave.
#327 to #250 - HALninethousand **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
IMPOSTER!
#257 to #243 - John Cena (07/25/2010) [-]
she can't help it some people are just born with not enough oxygen
#90 - John Cena (07/25/2010) [-]
This kind of **** happens to me all the time when I am about to have an "organism"..
#101 to #90 - DethSlayr **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
^^ I Lol'd
#107 - ponchilio **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
eggs= $10
vacuum= $200
pot= $50
girlfriend who do it all without those= priceless
User avatar #112 to #107 - hobocrackwhore (07/25/2010) [-]
she used the egg
#116 to #112 - XxVIOLATORxX **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
OH OH WAIT A ******* SECOND

a white girl playing basketball?

illogical
#589 - ChaosKnight **User deleted account** (07/25/2010) [-]
Any guy would be lucky to have u
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