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Shit My Brother Says: Part One

**** Mir Brother :
Part one
Se mu brother is 5 years old and tor some reason he silas and does the most
random **** i have ever heard come out oi animus mouth.
1. when he wines his ass and his linger goes through the naner he wines it on
the wall and blames it on the eat.
2. while at Mcdonalds he yelled out the window at the drive through window
Where' s mu damn cheeseburger!" and i get veiled at In: the manager saving I
need to control him.
3. while watering spongeboy he asks nog doesn' t he have a weenie?‘
A while at the noel a new attractive girl walks Ill: and he veils "Bid will see her
hurt! It was nice!" remember he' s .
laas watering worlds greatest wreak out [the one where his View amount is
my brother starts tta mm: him, and shoves the remote ell his hell
It. I asked mu the monkey on Batra the and he looked
at me and said "who ems?"
I one at ll restaurant the waitress wrought him spagetti he took one Bite and
threw ii on the ilook, elate and all, and said 'That taste like idem nuke"
8. lit one oi his games he nulled his nants down and started to nee... in
the middle oi the game.
9. time me and my girlfriend were sitting with mu Barents and he asked it we
do it... with mil Barents right new to us...
10. he took one of the Merl swords out oi the hon and started
running around and hitting random neon's Will it
25 st, tor more
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User avatar #34 - zachjackel (07/23/2010) [-]
he is a next generation 4channer
#35 to #34 - awsomeguy **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
O_O
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU *Shoots self*
#63 - BruceNorris **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Nothing a good roundhouse kick to the face can't solve.
+35
#170 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#172 - HeyMrKindred (07/24/2010) [-]
and that child will go on to inherit 4chan
#176 to #172 - DSendlovesthecock **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
WHY CAN'T I GIVE YOU MOAR THUMBS?
User avatar #167 - TweakyBoy (07/24/2010) [-]
Your little brother has the mindset of ''Haters gonna hate''
#287 - Benjimon **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Sometimes, dead baby jokes are instructions.... just a thought...
#295 to #287 - CommunistCereal **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
That's a Capital Idea my good man!
...Now how to turn capitalism into communism...
+9
#68 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#69 to #68 - niggerhaterman **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
**** yeah
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#71 to #69 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#72 to #71 - niggerhaterman **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
jesus christ. you are black aren't you?
+1
#73 to #72 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#80 to #73 - niggerhaterman **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
its all that ******* guinness and potatoes isn't it
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#82 to #80 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#87 to #82 - niggerhaterman **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
mary mother of god thats badass
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#89 to #87 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#90 to #89 - niggerhaterman **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
i would be too. kill him now while you still can, before he turns evil and royally ***** **** up
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#93 to #90 - MrsScrumpadoochous **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 to #93 - niggerhaterman **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
get a knife. kill yourself, so you will not be ripped apart in the future
User avatar #14 - Sunshinee (07/23/2010) [-]
Teach your brother some manners, or he'll become a memeber of 4chan.
User avatar #445 - Larakin (07/24/2010) [-]
I swear to god.. I'm seeing people with blue text..
#446 to #445 - anon (07/24/2010) [-]
lol i noticed that too
User avatar #449 to #445 - JackSchidt (07/24/2010) [-]
its because of all the red in the picture
same thing used to happen when i was in school--we had those green screen monitors---all the chalk on the chalkboard would turn pink.

i know, i am old---probly one of the very few who even REMEMBER green monochrome monitors in school
User avatar #452 to #449 - Larakin (07/24/2010) [-]
"Oooohhh.. you-sa very smaht man," says Ding Pong.
#451 to #445 - anon (07/24/2010) [-]
Good god you're right...
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
#281 - thebuket **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
some of it i would preform an emergincy FALCON PAWWWWNNNNCCCHHH! YES!

and others...i would laugh uncontrolably!

kid= future troll
#308 to #281 - somewierdo **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
i am not alown
User avatar #236 - babs (07/24/2010) [-]
i cant see it as a embarassing thing that your parents know your doing it. but then again, im from europe.
#395 - Beautifly (07/24/2010) [-]
You brother need some freaking parenting! what an awful child, he needs some spanking.
#405 to #395 - DANEATSfatKIDS **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
kinky
+6
#120 - flusterXcuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#88 - Rushil **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
Sell him. To China.
User avatar #23 - jogz (07/23/2010) [-]
Your brother should start hanging out with Morgan Freeman
#419 - Patchers (07/24/2010) [-]
Called having a ****** rolemodel, good job big brother.
#248 - Ttraynor (07/24/2010) [-]
i would shipped this little **** somewhere far far away by now
#251 to #248 - kasparovnutter (07/24/2010) [-]
Have you tried the Medusa Cascade?
User avatar #100 - ApeDeer (07/24/2010) [-]
maybe it just happened to me, but after reading the whole thing and looking directly at the description the white text was blue.
User avatar #102 to #100 - FirstClassLaugh (07/24/2010) [-]
nope. me too xD
User avatar #108 to #102 - ApeDeer (07/24/2010) [-]
crazy eye tricks. it wasnt even advertised.
User avatar #109 to #108 - FirstClassLaugh (07/24/2010) [-]
I know lol.
#127 to #100 - andoloca **User deleted account** (07/24/2010) [-]
same.
User avatar #324 - saynotoreposts (07/24/2010) [-]
im sorry but your brother is just epic
#258 - GuyWithAName (07/24/2010) [-]
get some duct tape, and strap him to the underside of your car.
Then drive on the freeway
for 6 hours
Problem solved
#266 to #258 - Clemdawg (07/24/2010) [-]
??????
PROFIT
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