Just think. I understand there is a lot more than 1,000,000 sperm. Just think... he was the fastest. They probably let him win as a joke
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User avatar #130 - finejentleman (07/22/2010) [-]
what really happened:
All the pokesperms got invited to a party in the left nut. Everyone showed up except slowpoke here, you see he was still in the process of reading the invitation while the other sperms were getting ********* in the other ball. In the middle of the shin-dig, daddy slowpoke accidentally sat on his poor little left testicle and smushd all of the pokesperms.All but our beloved slowpoke here. 27 days later when slowpoke finally read the letter, he was caught off guard when daddy slowpoke shot his load into some skank. the skank didnt realize she was pregnant for some time because slowpoke didnt know what the **** was going on and he was slow as balls too. finally after a 6 year pregnancy and 2 week labor, our hero was born
User avatar #135 to #130 - XxtinkxX (07/22/2010) [-]
in ur pic a dog humping another dogs face?
User avatar #136 to #135 - finejentleman (07/22/2010) [-]
you betcha
User avatar #132 to #130 - finejentleman (07/22/2010) [-]
he was also partially mentally retarded because his mother was 62 years old in slowpoke years.
User avatar #213 to #132 - eldorito (07/22/2010) [-]
Holy **** . Just imagine Slowpoke years.
User avatar #215 to #213 - finejentleman (07/22/2010) [-]
its beyond our simple minds, only slowpokes can understand them
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#192 - themanster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #196 to #192 - Ackabooga (07/22/2010) [-]
like being the tallest midget in the world
#193 to #192 - SharpDressedMan **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
That's like being the smartest person with down syndrome.
o.O
User avatar #201 to #193 - Hagenite (07/22/2010) [-]
Nice, Waiting's an awesome movie.
#200 to #193 - AMTZ **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
George Bush?
User avatar #10 - jogz (07/22/2010) [-]
They probably let him win as a joke
#161 - bakedkake **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man.
#166 to #161 - asharpdressedman **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
you rang?
#173 to #166 - KEA **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
making the account like 10 minutes ago, wasn't even worth it was it?
#177 to #173 - thesheriff **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
lmao u got pwned im afraid
#181 to #177 - KEA **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
me sir?
#190 to #181 - thesheriff **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
well then i still think that fried chicken is good dammit
#184 to #181 - thesheriff **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
yes im afraid so asharpdressedman made the pic and bakedkake my good sir was calling him out in a sexual way.......
#187 to #184 - KEA **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
lmao asharpdressedman didn't make the pic.
look again :)
#186 to #184 - shmonkeyownz (07/22/2010) [-]
**shmonkeyownz rolls 354,208,422**
who cares u got jiggly boobs
#167 to #166 - bakedkake **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
LOL.
#168 to #167 - SharpDressedMan **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Hey!
That's my job!
>.<
#171 to #168 - bakedkake **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Haha, this is funny. Any other people with the same name? :P
#172 to #171 - SharpDressedMan **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Seems how I'm the owner of this content, I could easily delete your comment, asharpdressedman.
I am the almighty!
Bow before me!
Buahahahaha!
#178 to #172 - bakedkake **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm liking this conversation more and more. How you doin? LOL.
#191 to #178 - asharpdressedman **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
would reply but im goin to ihop
#194 to #191 - bakedkake **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Whee, iHop! iBounce! iSkip! Wheeeeeee!!!!!
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#4 - Slinkie **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
dude slowpoke sex must be AWESOME
#240 - batmansammich **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
Lol.
Slowpoke sex.
"Is it in yet?"
"................................wutlol?"
"Did you put it in?"
"..............................................Hey, wanna have sex?"
#244 to #240 - SomeAnnon **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
this made me lol
#248 to #244 - batmansammich **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
This made me

*puts on sunglasses*

worry about damage to my eyes.

:D
User avatar #154 - RussellCrowe (07/22/2010) [-]
Nah man, 300 hundred sperm.


THIS IS SLOWPOKE!!!!
#155 to #154 - FearTheFaries **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
TNTHD right now
#125 - anon (07/22/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 4,119,310** dubz and i fap to horse pornz
#126 to #125 - anon (07/22/2010) [-]
picts or it didnt happen!
#129 to #126 - anon (07/22/2010) [-]
youd like to see horses **** .. you ******* disgust meh
#128 to #126 - AlexBrown (07/22/2010) [-]
do u really want a vid of him fapping im sorry but thats a little gay on your part
User avatar #127 to #125 - BigEK (07/22/2010) [-]
lol ok then
#28 - surfby **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
actually it went something like this other sperm"hey guys lets give the slow one a shot"
User avatar #197 - roxasbaby ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
Slobro Sex facts

Time to get it up: 1 hour

With erectile disfunction: 3 hours

Time to reach orgasm: 4.5 hours

Orgasm length: 7 hours
User avatar #237 to #197 - kiddoforever (07/23/2010) [-]
Now I would not mind that orgasm, but by the 4th hour my head would probably explode.
User avatar #198 to #197 - roxasbaby ONLINE (07/22/2010) [-]
time for sperm to reach egg in female:30 min

duration of Pregnancy: 2 years

Labor time: 2 weeks
#203 to #198 - anon (07/22/2010) [-]
Person quitting while they're ahead
12 years
#206 to #203 - anon (07/22/2010) [-]
getting laid...
timeles..
#124 - ObscurityXX **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]

Slowpoke sex must be epic...


#165 to #124 - Neenja **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
hump...................................................hump..................... ...............................................................hump
#131 to #124 - YourMomInc **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
like old folks sex....slow and sloppy.
#83 - penguincommando **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
My god... this is worthy of philosoraptor
#222 - dajayjayjay **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
**dajayjayjay rolls 4** just a 4 young chaps
#226 to #222 - ZombehBrains **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
holy crap! 4 young chaps, rolled 4 r minutes ago
#13 - userx **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
it's about 300 million btw...
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User avatar #42 to #22 - Silver Quantum (07/22/2010) [-]
it means he went to school
#116 to #42 - userx **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
lmao thanks
#107 - TheSammichMan **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
he wasnt the fastest he got stuck on one of the sperm and rode all the way to the egg and was launched to victory
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User avatar #212 - cmurphyjrjrjr (07/22/2010) [-]
i just tried to look up pics of efg on google images and i got the "internet explorer cannot display webpage" message
User avatar #214 to #212 - jjholt (07/22/2010) [-]
You're really using IE?
User avatar #216 to #214 - cmurphyjrjrjr (07/22/2010) [-]
not my computer
User avatar #217 to #216 - jjholt (07/22/2010) [-]
That excuses you then. My apologies.
User avatar #218 to #217 - cmurphyjrjrjr (07/22/2010) [-]
tis alright, good sir. i am also quite disappointed.
User avatar #219 to #218 - ARandomSpoon (07/22/2010) [-]
Chrome FTW
#230 to #219 - anon (07/23/2010) [-]
No firefox, go into firefox and type about:robots in the address bar.
Enjoy the awesomeness
User avatar #2 - RipperMan (07/22/2010) [-]
TO THE FRONT PAGE MY LOYAL STEED!!
.......................i can walk faster >:(
#238 - ridge **User deleted account** (07/23/2010) [-]
well its not like the competition was any faster.
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