Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/&l thechariot Call of duty Modern Warfare fuck you f u
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Call of Duty F U! Part 3

 
Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/&l

Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br />
Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/<br />
Link to part 4: /funny_pictures/641444/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+4/<br />
Link to part 5: /funny_pictures/643235/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+5+with+bonus/<br />
Evertime I post one of these, I hate this ******* game more and more... Man I cant wait to go home and play this game!

5 Things That Happen To
Everyone: COD MWW Part 3
L You just spotted some kid on the roof in the corner of your eye. Fuck
yeah he doesnt know your there, easy kill! You aim down that sight and
manage to get 3 shots in him and he drops right down to the ground
immediately. You shoot the fuck out of that metal or brick or whatever is
covering a foot over his body. You empty the whole clip and may have
gotten 1 or 2 bullet penetration hits. AAGHH that douche is almost fucking
dead!
Just as you start reloading that gun, he pops up and puts 3 shots in your
chest... FUCK!
2. Its a big ass neap. Wasteland or some shit and you got the fucking barren
with stopping power and FMJ. You run like a motherfucker to your
favorite camping spot and wait for everyone to turn the corner. OMG OMG
OMG 4 guys just ran past and your trying your best, acting all pro to shoot
those fuckers. Every bullet goes left and right, left and right. No one enemy
notices you until the tth or tth bullet, then you' re all "OH FUCK, FUCK,
FUCK." Last bullet in the clip, you aim that shit down, hes got his gun
pointed at you and hes moving forward very slow taking aim. You aim for
his chest and pull the trigger. GOD DAMN FUCKING GAME, I SHOT
HIM! ! That' s right. You heard your shot go off but that kid still fucked you
up with a fucking sing 100 yards away. or some shit.
3. Fucking right! Chopper Gunner, Bitch! Ready to light some shit up.
That screen comes up with your Aimer and your feeling bad ass. As soon
as that chopper gets over the edge, you jam that fire button as hard as you
slapped that bitch for putting tomato on your sanwich. You point at every
enemy and you dont let go. About 10 to 15 seconds in... WHY THE FUCK
IS EVERYONE INSIDE! P. P. Thats right, your playing Favela or probably
that level that everyone fights in the hallway in the middle. The whole
duration of your chopper gunner and not one kill!
4. So your doing pretty good. 5 or 6 killstreak or something. Your playing
quite tactical, checking most corners when some faggot kills your ass with
some silenced gun and hes got coldblooded on. Your somewhat frustrated
and you want to kill his ass. You know his ass didnt get too far and hes just
going to camp like the little fag bitch he is. Again, you check every corner
until your at the opposite side of the wall where he was. You think for a
second and devise a plan. Either you go for the epic
and knife kill or your going to strafe around the corner and steady aim his
ass. Either way, you wrap around that corner and turns out that fucker
changes hiding spots and still raped your ass from some cheap ass spot.
If you' re a pussy, you took a different route and decided to leave him the
fuck alone. If you' re a bad ass angry fuck, you try over and over to kill that
jobless nigger and finally kill him after the tth time. Even though you feel
a bit bad ass after that, you still realize he kicked your fucking ass.
5. My personal favorite. Meaning I want to shout at the top of my lungs and
shove my controll up my ass after this one:
Your just trotting around, door on your left and right. Bullets come from
the right door and your teammate died in the left door as a result. You cant
see the guy on the right but your radar gives you a pretty good idea where
he is, maybe 5 feet in that doorway. So you hug the wall for a second and
sprint around, hoping hes right where you want him to be. THERE HE
IS!!! HES POINTING RIGHT AT YOU!!! You press the knife button, you
lunge forward, you fucking HEAR YOUR KNIFE STAB THAT FUCKING
ASSHOLE BUT HE STILL FUCKING KILLED YOU OMG THIS IS SO
Thumbs
for MOAR!
Keep the support up guys, I' still got plenty more ideas. Also
heard some good ones posted in the comments and people
messaging me.
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