Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/&l thechariot Call of duty Modern Warfare fuck you f u
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Call of Duty F U! Part 3

 
Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/&l

Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br />
Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/<br />
Link to part 4: /funny_pictures/641444/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+4/<br />
Link to part 5: /funny_pictures/643235/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+5+with+bonus/<br />
Evertime I post one of these, I hate this ******* game more and more... Man I cant wait to go home and play this game!

5 Things That Happen To
Everyone: COD MWW Part 3
L You just spotted some kid on the roof in the corner of your eye. ****
yeah he doesnt know your there, easy kill! You aim down that sight and
manage to get 3 shots in him and he drops right down to the ground
immediately. You shoot the **** out of that metal or brick or whatever is
covering a foot over his body. You empty the whole clip and may have
gotten 1 or 2 bullet penetration hits. AAGHH that douche is almost *******
dead!
Just as you start reloading that gun, he pops up and puts 3 shots in your
chest... ****!
2. Its a big ass neap. Wasteland or some **** and you got the ******* barren
with stopping power and FMJ. You run like a ************ to your
favorite camping spot and wait for everyone to turn the corner. OMG OMG
OMG 4 guys just ran past and your trying your best, acting all pro to shoot
those *******. Every bullet goes left and right, left and right. No one enemy
notices you until the tth or tth bullet, then you' re all "OH ****, ****,
****." Last bullet in the clip, you aim that **** down, hes got his gun
pointed at you and hes moving forward very slow taking aim. You aim for
his chest and pull the trigger. GOD DAMN ******* GAME, I SHOT
HIM! ! That' s right. You heard your shot go off but that kid still ****** you
up with a ******* sing 100 yards away. or some ****.
3. ******* right! Chopper Gunner, Bitch! Ready to light some **** up.
That screen comes up with your Aimer and your feeling bad ass. As soon
as that chopper gets over the edge, you jam that fire button as hard as you
slapped that bitch for putting tomato on your sanwich. You point at every
enemy and you dont let go. About 10 to 15 seconds in... WHY THE ****
IS EVERYONE INSIDE! P. P. Thats right, your playing Favela or probably
that level that everyone fights in the hallway in the middle. The whole
duration of your chopper gunner and not one kill!
4. So your doing pretty good. 5 or 6 killstreak or something. Your playing
quite tactical, checking most corners when some faggot kills your ass with
some silenced gun and hes got coldblooded on. Your somewhat frustrated
and you want to kill his ass. You know his ass didnt get too far and hes just
going to camp like the little fag bitch he is. Again, you check every corner
until your at the opposite side of the wall where he was. You think for a
second and devise a plan. Either you go for the epic
and knife kill or your going to strafe around the corner and steady aim his
ass. Either way, you wrap around that corner and turns out that ******
changes hiding spots and still raped your ass from some cheap ass spot.
If you' re a pussy, you took a different route and decided to leave him the
**** alone. If you' re a bad ass angry ****, you try over and over to kill that
jobless ****** and finally kill him after the tth time. Even though you feel
a bit bad ass after that, you still realize he kicked your ******* ass.
5. My personal favorite. Meaning I want to shout at the top of my lungs and
shove my controll up my ass after this one:
Your just trotting around, door on your left and right. Bullets come from
the right door and your teammate died in the left door as a result. You cant
see the guy on the right but your radar gives you a pretty good idea where
he is, maybe 5 feet in that doorway. So you hug the wall for a second and
sprint around, hoping hes right where you want him to be. THERE HE
IS!!! HES POINTING RIGHT AT YOU!!! You press the knife button, you
lunge forward, you ******* HEAR YOUR KNIFE STAB THAT *******
ASSHOLE BUT HE STILL ******* KILLED YOU OMG THIS IS SO
Thumbs
for MOAR!
Keep the support up guys, I' still got plenty more ideas. Also
heard some good ones posted in the comments and people
messaging me.
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#214 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(07/22/2010) [-]
painkiller....FUUUUU!!!
#215 to #214 - leonardoCro **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(07/22/2010) [-]
ooo yes.. I hate that thing!
#218 to #215 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(07/22/2010) [-]
its like you spray the ******* **** outa them with like a 50 cal or smg and then 1 shot you with a ******* pistol wtf
#220 to #218 - leonardoCro **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(07/22/2010) [-]
Lets hope that new COD will be more realistic..
#250 to #220 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
Play hardcore if you want realism. There, you actually can kill someone with 2-3 bullets instead of just wounding them. Painkiller doesn't matter, and there are no gay killcams.
#223 to #220 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
yup!
#37 - retardedtriforce
Reply +5
(07/21/2010) [-]
MW2 SUCKS!
#44 to #37 - Harlan **User deleted account**
Reply -3
(07/21/2010) [-]
u fail
#40 to #37 - kieranbaker
Reply -2
(07/21/2010) [-]
why
#43 to #40 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2010) [-]
The last one or similar ones are mst likely due to non-dedicated servers or a bad connection to the host. Infinity Ward is too cheap to pay for real servers. That's why you gotta get Bad Company 2.
#41 to #40 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2010) [-]
id rate MW2 9.0 and BC2 9.5, BC is more for pros and advanced with advanced controls, mw2 is still fun, im a tank commander in BC2
#42 to #41 - kieranbaker
Reply -1
(07/21/2010) [-]
the only thing i dont like about bc2 is that you have to have an ea account i made one and it still wouldn't let me play
#38 - Cordol
Reply +4
(07/21/2010) [-]
How about

Your sniping and you see another sniper. You aim the crosshairs on his faggoty little head you pull the trigger then BAM he kills you! WTF?!?!?!?!??!
#72 to #38 - lmaopwnt
Reply 0
(07/21/2010) [-]
lol, sorry bout hat, but its you or me and im not too big of a fan of dieing...
#187 - clampo **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(07/22/2010) [-]
BF BC2 is way better than MW2.
#193 to #187 - TheEpikFailGuy
Reply -2
(07/22/2010) [-]
seconded
#203 to #187 - PsychoMantis **User deleted account**
Reply -1
(07/22/2010) [-]
yes. yes indeed
#190 to #187 - pofmonk
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
i heard that
#201 to #190 - pofmonk
Reply -1
(07/22/2010) [-]
k in bf it was me as recon in the buses there is a tank coming but then i hear two guys in the bushes i quick lay down the C4 the tanks almost here i snipe one guy with quick scope the im reloading so i take ont my pistol rapid burst **** but then knif him and then detonate the C4 when i here another tank coming so i restock on ammo cuz there is a ammo box right by me so i did laid down C4 when i see and eney going for B i snipe him then those two guys wanna get owned AGAIN! so i knife one guy then i pistol the guy then blow up the tank Epic Win! xbox gamertag Bad Boy Griff L
#210 to #201 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
Don't be a bush wookie
#254 to #210 - pofmonk
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
who cares
#207 to #187 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
agreed no one trolls on there :D exept the odd one or two
#177 - leonardoCro **User deleted account**
Reply +3
(07/22/2010) [-]
How about FJ get together in a MW2 party and kick ass.. Clan tag FJ ;)

That would be epic..
#196 to #177 - TheEpikFailGuy
Reply -4
(07/22/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, but that's reall really gay.
#180 to #177 - ABigFloppySammich **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
yes, great idea, xbox or ps3?
#189 to #180 - leonardoCro **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
I'm PS3
#192 to #189 - leonardoCro **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
Add me ZombieACDC420
#194 to #192 - ABigFloppySammich **User deleted account**
Reply +1
(07/22/2010) [-]
sorry im xbox:(
#184 to #177 - finetic **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
GT - TryHardKnight
#185 to #177 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
PS3 GT: Leonardo97

(message has to be FJ or i don't accept)
#188 to #185 - leonardoCro **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
lol ok.. btw.. My real name is Leonardo too :)
#93 - jinchuuriki
Reply +3
(07/21/2010) [-]
I can't quickscope very well unless im under pressure. Like in SnD
#81 - AnthonyX
Reply +2
(07/21/2010) [-]
What ALWAYS happens to me is that when I knife someone it goes into the ******* knifing animation but he doesn't die! I keep trying but the same **** keeps happing until that little fag knifes me!
#87 to #81 - Oman
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(07/21/2010) [-]
it only gets worse when he doesnt die and the knifing animation goes on after you have respawned, its just so stupid seeing how you are knifing the air in the middle of nowhere
#234 - AGrizzlyBear
Reply +2
(07/22/2010) [-]
You want to shove controllers up your ass? Did your mother happen to cancel your World of Warcraft account?
#238 to #234 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2010) [-]
LMFAO that is epic.. but tosh shoved his remove up his ass
#48 - GaryMotherfckinOak
Reply +2
(07/21/2010) [-]
Noob tubes + danger close + One man army in S&D

Nuff said.
#51 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2010) [-]
RPGs + Danger Close + Sleight of Hand
#7 - teh lazer lawd
Reply +2
(07/21/2010) [-]
W00T! I got a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!! YEAH!!!! NOW LET'S JUST FLIP THE SWITCH AND
*match ended*
*enemy team wins*