Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/&l thechariot Call of duty Modern Warfare fuck you f u
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Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br /> Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/&l

Link to part 1: /funny_pictures/636325/Call+of+Duty+F+U/<br />
Link to part 2: /funny_pictures/637987/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+2/<br />
Link to part 4: /funny_pictures/641444/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+4/<br />
Link to part 5: /funny_pictures/643235/Call+of+Duty+F+U+part+5+with+bonus/<br />
Evertime I post one of these, I hate this ******* game more and more... Man I cant wait to go home and play this game!

5 Things That Happen To
Everyone: COD MWW Part 3
L You just spotted some kid on the roof in the corner of your eye. ****
yeah he doesnt know your there, easy kill! You aim down that sight and
manage to get 3 shots in him and he drops right down to the ground
immediately. You shoot the **** out of that metal or brick or whatever is
covering a foot over his body. You empty the whole clip and may have
gotten 1 or 2 bullet penetration hits. AAGHH that douche is almost *******
dead!
Just as you start reloading that gun, he pops up and puts 3 shots in your
chest... **** !
2. Its a big ass neap. Wasteland or some **** and you got the ******* barren
with stopping power and FMJ. You run like a ************ to your
favorite camping spot and wait for everyone to turn the corner. OMG OMG
OMG 4 guys just ran past and your trying your best, acting all pro to shoot
those ******* . Every bullet goes left and right, left and right. No one enemy
notices you until the tth or tth bullet, then you' re all "OH **** , **** ,
**** ." Last bullet in the clip, you aim that **** down, hes got his gun
pointed at you and hes moving forward very slow taking aim. You aim for
his chest and pull the trigger. GOD DAMN ******* GAME, I SHOT
HIM! ! That' s right. You heard your shot go off but that kid still ****** you
up with a ******* sing 100 yards away. or some **** .
3. ******* right! Chopper Gunner, Bitch! Ready to light some **** up.
That screen comes up with your Aimer and your feeling bad ass. As soon
as that chopper gets over the edge, you jam that fire button as hard as you
slapped that bitch for putting tomato on your sanwich. You point at every
enemy and you dont let go. About 10 to 15 seconds in... WHY THE ****
IS EVERYONE INSIDE! P. P. Thats right, your playing Favela or probably
that level that everyone fights in the hallway in the middle. The whole
duration of your chopper gunner and not one kill!
4. So your doing pretty good. 5 or 6 killstreak or something. Your playing
quite tactical, checking most corners when some faggot kills your ass with
some silenced gun and hes got coldblooded on. Your somewhat frustrated
and you want to kill his ass. You know his ass didnt get too far and hes just
going to camp like the little fag bitch he is. Again, you check every corner
until your at the opposite side of the wall where he was. You think for a
second and devise a plan. Either you go for the epic
and knife kill or your going to strafe around the corner and steady aim his
ass. Either way, you wrap around that corner and turns out that ******
changes hiding spots and still raped your ass from some cheap ass spot.
If you' re a pussy, you took a different route and decided to leave him the
**** alone. If you' re a bad ass angry **** , you try over and over to kill that
jobless ****** and finally kill him after the tth time. Even though you feel
a bit bad ass after that, you still realize he kicked your ******* ass.
5. My personal favorite. Meaning I want to shout at the top of my lungs and
shove my controll up my ass after this one:
Your just trotting around, door on your left and right. Bullets come from
the right door and your teammate died in the left door as a result. You cant
see the guy on the right but your radar gives you a pretty good idea where
he is, maybe 5 feet in that doorway. So you hug the wall for a second and
sprint around, hoping hes right where you want him to be. THERE HE
IS!!! HES POINTING RIGHT AT YOU!!! You press the knife button, you
lunge forward, you ******* HEAR YOUR KNIFE STAB THAT *******
ASSHOLE BUT HE STILL ******* KILLED YOU OMG THIS IS SO
Thumbs
for MOAR!
Keep the support up guys, I' still got plenty more ideas. Also
heard some good ones posted in the comments and people
messaging me.
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#214 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
painkiller....FUUUUU!!!
#215 to #214 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
ooo yes.. I hate that thing!
#218 to #215 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
its like you spray the ******* **** outa them with like a 50 cal or smg and then 1 shot you with a ******* pistol wtf
#220 to #218 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Lets hope that new COD will be more realistic..
#250 to #220 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
Play hardcore if you want realism. There, you actually can kill someone with 2-3 bullets instead of just wounding them. Painkiller doesn't matter, and there are no gay killcams.
#223 to #220 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
yup!
User avatar #38 - Cordol (07/21/2010) [-]
How about

Your sniping and you see another sniper. You aim the crosshairs on his faggoty little head you pull the trigger then BAM he kills you! WTF?!?!?!?!??!
User avatar #72 to #38 - lmaopwnt (07/21/2010) [-]
lol, sorry bout hat, but its you or me and im not too big of a fan of dieing...
#177 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
How about FJ get together in a MW2 party and kick ass.. Clan tag FJ ;)

That would be epic..
#180 to #177 - ABigFloppySammich **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
yes, great idea, xbox or ps3?
#189 to #180 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm PS3
#192 to #189 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Add me ZombieACDC420
#194 to #192 - ABigFloppySammich **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
sorry im xbox:(
#184 to #177 - finetic **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
GT - TryHardKnight
#185 to #177 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
PS3 GT: Leonardo97

(message has to be FJ or i don't accept)
#188 to #185 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
lol ok.. btw.. My real name is Leonardo too :)
User avatar #196 to #177 - TheEpikFailGuy (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm sorry, but that's reall really gay.
User avatar #93 - jinchuuriki (07/21/2010) [-]
I can't quickscope very well unless im under pressure. Like in SnD
#89 - John Cena (07/21/2010) [-]
I hate it when u press the knife button but they kill and as soon as you spawn you finish off your knife attack
User avatar #234 - AGrizzlyBear (07/22/2010) [-]
You want to shove controllers up your ass? Did your mother happen to cancel your World of Warcraft account?
#238 to #234 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
LMFAO that is epic.. but tosh shoved his remove up his ass
#221 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
Host migration....

Nuff said...
User avatar #226 to #221 - ChickenDipper (07/22/2010) [-]
I hate that bitch.
#211 - krazykorn **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
#240 to #211 - RatherHalfFail **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
There was a site campaning to get them banned.
#255 to #240 - krazykorn **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
I signed up for it and it didn't go through if I'm thinking about the one dafuz3 encouraged then I should be right.
#209 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
Getting shot with 50 cal in the arm
Real Life: OH MY ******* GOD WHERE DID MY ARM GO HOLY **** BALLS!
MW2: Ouch, well, just a small scar, just hide and wait for blood to go away
User avatar #244 to #209 - Sockopolis (07/22/2010) [-]
COD Black Ops, or the next one after that BETTER be like that, so if you get shot in the arm, it makes it slower and less steady to aim down your sights.

Cuz your stupid ass got your left arm taken the **** off.
User avatar #206 - OMGCAA (07/22/2010) [-]
CoD4 > MW2.
#136 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
I remember a time when gaming was meant to be fun. Not this stupid online ******** . Shut the **** up, play the single player campaign, sell it, buy a new game, and repeat.
#105 - mathwiz (07/21/2010) [-]
#4 is the way to play Call of Duty. Camp, move slightly, kill the person coming back, repeat. It doesn't work if they are smart and don't come back though.
User avatar #103 - DomeShot (07/21/2010) [-]
if your a bas ass angry **** you try over and over to kill that jobless ****** ....

******* epic line
User avatar #81 - AnthonyX (07/21/2010) [-]
What ALWAYS happens to me is that when I knife someone it goes into the ******* knifing animation but he doesn't die! I keep trying but the same **** keeps happing until that little fag knifes me!
User avatar #87 to #81 - Oman (07/21/2010) [-]
it only gets worse when he doesnt die and the knifing animation goes on after you have respawned, its just so stupid seeing how you are knifing the air in the middle of nowhere
User avatar #48 - GaryMotherfckinOak (07/21/2010) [-]
Noob tubes + danger close + One man army in S&D

Nuff said.
#51 to #48 - John Cena (07/21/2010) [-]
RPGs + Danger Close + Sleight of Hand
User avatar #7 - teh lazer lawd (07/21/2010) [-]
W00T! I got a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!! YEAH!!!! NOW LET'S JUST FLIP THE SWITCH AND
*match ended*
*enemy team wins*
#187 - clampo **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
BF BC2 is way better than MW2.
User avatar #193 to #187 - TheEpikFailGuy (07/22/2010) [-]
seconded
#203 to #187 - PsychoMantis **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
yes. yes indeed
#207 to #187 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
agreed no one trolls on there :D exept the odd one or two
User avatar #190 to #187 - pofmonk (07/22/2010) [-]
i heard that
User avatar #201 to #190 - pofmonk (07/22/2010) [-]
k in bf it was me as recon in the buses there is a tank coming but then i hear two guys in the bushes i quick lay down the C4 the tanks almost here i snipe one guy with quick scope the im reloading so i take ont my pistol rapid burst **** but then knif him and then detonate the C4 when i here another tank coming so i restock on ammo cuz there is a ammo box right by me so i did laid down C4 when i see and eney going for B i snipe him then those two guys wanna get owned AGAIN! so i knife one guy then i pistol the guy then blow up the tank Epic Win! xbox gamertag Bad Boy Griff L
#210 to #201 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
Don't be a bush wookie
User avatar #254 to #210 - pofmonk (07/22/2010) [-]
who cares
User avatar #37 - retardedtriforce (07/21/2010) [-]
MW2 SUCKS!
#44 to #37 - Harlan **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
u fail
User avatar #40 to #37 - kieranbaker (07/21/2010) [-]
why
#41 to #40 - John Cena (07/21/2010) [-]
id rate MW2 9.0 and BC2 9.5, BC is more for pros and advanced with advanced controls, mw2 is still fun, im a tank commander in BC2
User avatar #42 to #41 - kieranbaker (07/21/2010) [-]
the only thing i dont like about bc2 is that you have to have an ea account i made one and it still wouldn't let me play
#43 to #40 - John Cena (07/21/2010) [-]
The last one or similar ones are mst likely due to non-dedicated servers or a bad connection to the host. Infinity Ward is too cheap to pay for real servers. That's why you gotta get Bad Company 2.
User avatar #109 - EpicFacePalm (07/21/2010) [-]
Wasteland? A BIG MAP?!?


Someone's never played Battlefield.
#116 to #109 - NapalmRDT **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
For BF its like a little skirmish, lol. But yeah, for Muh-dub twoo its kinda big. Cod4 has more large maps than mw2.
User avatar #120 to #116 - EpicFacePalm (07/22/2010) [-]
COD4's maps were waaay too small. That's why I could never play that game. There are different reasons I can't play MW2. I'll stick with COD2 and Battlefield 1942
#134 to #109 - RuthlssUnicorn **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
That's why we all hate Battlefield.
User avatar #135 to #134 - EpicFacePalm (07/22/2010) [-]
By "We all", do you mean all of you 10 year old brats?
#264 to #135 - RuthlssUnicorn **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
I'm not ten I just don't see any fun in battlefield. Sorry to offend. Maybe i should have said some people. Everyone wins.
User avatar #139 to #134 - LordGaga (07/22/2010) [-]
The old Battlefields were awesome, man.
#114 to #109 - John Cena (07/21/2010) [-]
GTFO
#107 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
I stopped playing MW2 for the follwing reasons:

1. Danger Close
2. Was playing TDM, trying to take down a harrier with a stinger, but a guy caught me staring into space and finished me with a throwing knife
3. Riot shields are primary weapons.
4. They dulled the power of the AA-12 instead of the Model 1887
5. **** YOU PAINKILLER YOU STOPPED ME FROM GETTING A NUKE.
#138 to #107 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
They should have removed akimbo for the 1887s instead. I think a single model is badass but now it's worse than the shotgun attachment. AND you get it at 67. WTF is this ******** .
#170 to #138 - WorriedJFK (07/22/2010) [-]
The shotgun attachment is the best shotgun, it has ****** , damage, but it can literally get kills across the map with stopping power.
The range is twice as bad as the pre-nerf model 1887's.
Also, AA-12 should be removed, and model 1887's should have a longer cocking animation.
#260 to #170 - John Cena (07/22/2010) [-]
Yeah but the attachment isn't practical
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