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Call of Duty F U! Part 3

Call of Duty F U! Part 3. Link to part 1:<br /> Link to part 2:

Link to part 1:<br />
Link to part 2:<br />
Link to part 4:<br />
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Evertime I post one of these, I hate this ******* game more and more... Man I cant wait to go home and play this game!

5 Things That Happen To
Everyone: COD MWW Part 3
L You just spotted some kid on the roof in the corner of your eye. ****
yeah he doesnt know your there, easy kill! You aim down that sight and
manage to get 3 shots in him and he drops right down to the ground
immediately. You shoot the **** out of that metal or brick or whatever is
covering a foot over his body. You empty the whole clip and may have
gotten 1 or 2 bullet penetration hits. AAGHH that douche is almost *******
Just as you start reloading that gun, he pops up and puts 3 shots in your
chest... **** !
2. Its a big ass neap. Wasteland or some **** and you got the ******* barren
with stopping power and FMJ. You run like a ************ to your
favorite camping spot and wait for everyone to turn the corner. OMG OMG
OMG 4 guys just ran past and your trying your best, acting all pro to shoot
those ******* . Every bullet goes left and right, left and right. No one enemy
notices you until the tth or tth bullet, then you' re all "OH **** , **** ,
**** ." Last bullet in the clip, you aim that **** down, hes got his gun
pointed at you and hes moving forward very slow taking aim. You aim for
his chest and pull the trigger. GOD DAMN ******* GAME, I SHOT
HIM! ! That' s right. You heard your shot go off but that kid still ****** you
up with a ******* sing 100 yards away. or some **** .
3. ******* right! Chopper Gunner, Bitch! Ready to light some **** up.
That screen comes up with your Aimer and your feeling bad ass. As soon
as that chopper gets over the edge, you jam that fire button as hard as you
slapped that bitch for putting tomato on your sanwich. You point at every
enemy and you dont let go. About 10 to 15 seconds in... WHY THE ****
IS EVERYONE INSIDE! P. P. Thats right, your playing Favela or probably
that level that everyone fights in the hallway in the middle. The whole
duration of your chopper gunner and not one kill!
4. So your doing pretty good. 5 or 6 killstreak or something. Your playing
quite tactical, checking most corners when some faggot kills your ass with
some silenced gun and hes got coldblooded on. Your somewhat frustrated
and you want to kill his ass. You know his ass didnt get too far and hes just
going to camp like the little fag bitch he is. Again, you check every corner
until your at the opposite side of the wall where he was. You think for a
second and devise a plan. Either you go for the epic
and knife kill or your going to strafe around the corner and steady aim his
ass. Either way, you wrap around that corner and turns out that ******
changes hiding spots and still raped your ass from some cheap ass spot.
If you' re a pussy, you took a different route and decided to leave him the
**** alone. If you' re a bad ass angry **** , you try over and over to kill that
jobless ****** and finally kill him after the tth time. Even though you feel
a bit bad ass after that, you still realize he kicked your ******* ass.
5. My personal favorite. Meaning I want to shout at the top of my lungs and
shove my controll up my ass after this one:
Your just trotting around, door on your left and right. Bullets come from
the right door and your teammate died in the left door as a result. You cant
see the guy on the right but your radar gives you a pretty good idea where
he is, maybe 5 feet in that doorway. So you hug the wall for a second and
sprint around, hoping hes right where you want him to be. THERE HE
IS!!! HES POINTING RIGHT AT YOU!!! You press the knife button, you
lunge forward, you ******* HEAR YOUR KNIFE STAB THAT *******
for MOAR!
Keep the support up guys, I' still got plenty more ideas. Also
heard some good ones posted in the comments and people
messaging me.
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#214 - gimmethebacon **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #37 - retardedtriforce (07/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #38 - Cordol (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
How about

Your sniping and you see another sniper. You aim the crosshairs on his faggoty little head you pull the trigger then BAM he kills you! WTF?!?!?!?!??!
#187 - clampo **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (7 replies)
BF BC2 is way better than MW2.
#177 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (8 replies)
How about FJ get together in a MW2 party and kick ass.. Clan tag FJ ;)

That would be epic..
User avatar #93 - jinchuuriki (07/21/2010) [-]
I can't quickscope very well unless im under pressure. Like in SnD
User avatar #81 - AnthonyX (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
What ALWAYS happens to me is that when I knife someone it goes into the ******* knifing animation but he doesn't die! I keep trying but the same **** keeps happing until that little fag knifes me!
User avatar #87 to #81 - Oman (07/21/2010) [-]
it only gets worse when he doesnt die and the knifing animation goes on after you have respawned, its just so stupid seeing how you are knifing the air in the middle of nowhere
User avatar #234 - AGrizzlyBear (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You want to shove controllers up your ass? Did your mother happen to cancel your World of Warcraft account?
#221 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Host migration....

Nuff said...
#211 - krazykorn **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #206 - OMGCAA (07/22/2010) [-]
CoD4 > MW2.
User avatar #161 - Slarcio (07/22/2010) [+] (2 replies)
This is **** , and the OP is a noob. Who keeps spraying and reloads in the open seriously? And wtf "so your doing pretty good, 5 or 6 killstreak or something"
Yeah wow, a pred missile your like pro!

Also, it's YOUR'RE!
#165 to #161 - Crux **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
no, it's "YOU'RE" with one R.
User avatar #109 - EpicFacePalm (07/21/2010) [+] (7 replies)
Wasteland? A BIG MAP?!?

Someone's never played Battlefield.
#107 - Beavernator **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I stopped playing MW2 for the follwing reasons:

1. Danger Close
2. Was playing TDM, trying to take down a harrier with a stinger, but a guy caught me staring into space and finished me with a throwing knife
3. Riot shields are primary weapons.
4. They dulled the power of the AA-12 instead of the Model 1887
#105 - mathwiz (07/21/2010) [-]
#4 is the way to play Call of Duty. Camp, move slightly, kill the person coming back, repeat. It doesn't work if they are smart and don't come back though.
User avatar #103 - DomeShot (07/21/2010) [-]
if your a bas ass angry **** you try over and over to kill that jobless ****** ....

******* epic line
#90 - jawbreaker **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
DEDICATE THIS ONE TO ME PLEASE!...... You are doing awesome. You have like 30 kills, 0 assists (because you are so badass that you finish them off yourself), and around 5 deaths. Your team is about to win and you are pumped. You know that as soon as this match ends, you are getting like 900,000,000,000,000 match bonus points. Okay your team has 7400 (or close to it) and BAM......Connection Interupted. Then unlike your normal self, you quietly get up, turn off the console, and lay down huddled in a ball knowing that if you get up, you will probably go on a baby stabbing rampage.
User avatar #48 - GaryMotherfckinOak (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Noob tubes + danger close + One man army in S&D

Nuff said.
User avatar #7 - teh lazer lawd (07/21/2010) [-]
*match ended*
*enemy team wins*
#4 - OccasionalPoptart **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Lmao, so true man. That game pisses me off so much. My least favorite thing in that game is when I'm on a pretty decent killstreak and I'm running around like a maniac all paranoid and **** . I turn really quick to see some guy in the doorway and shoot his ass flawlessly. My first reaction is to reload cause I almost always reload after killing someone. The ****** always has some douche bag hugging his ass walking in right after him while I'm reloading. ******* shoots me like once or something. It never fails. **** Call of Duty. Hahaha
#12 to #11 - OccasionalPoptart **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
Even worse, one time during a domination match I got a chopper gunner in wasteland and killed the enemy team all at their spawn for awhile. I got to a 25 kill-streak and got my first nuke. I was all excite till I realized the match was 192 - 182. We were winning, but I wanted them to shoot me down before the match ended. NO ONE WOULD! The match ended and I couldn't use my nuke. I was so pissed off. You really should be aloud to exit the chopper...
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