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Call of Duty F U!

5 Things That _Happens To
Everyone On Call Of Duty
L Sitting in a comer (Shame on you, camper) with a half empty clip
waiting fer someone to tum the comer so you can blow their
******* face off. Then you finally build up enough carrage to reload
after 30 seconds and BAM! Some asshole turns the comer and kills
you in a delayed reaction.
2. You' 1' e cooking a grenade to throw over a window OI' in a small
space. You know it' s going to be accurate and epic! You say to
yourself "That faggot has no idea what' s coming."
As you near the end of your cooking, you get the running start,
point up a bit and you say "HAHA, you fa" -BAMI Some douche just
sniped you in a time consuming head shot attempt.
3. The match just started, your playing domination OI', better yet,
S& D. You got it all planned, the perfect class, your timing it right
and you didnt get stuck behind some faggot that deosnt know where
the sprint button is. Cant wait to pop some bitches as soon as you
tum the Comer. What comes out of your' mouth 6 seconds in the
4. This applies to those who live with their parents still... Just got in
a party with your friends, game is leading. Mom comes home frem
work " **** ..." You say to yourself. "Come unload the dishwasher,
clean your reem, cut the grass, laundry, etc. And get off that damn
I WILL IN A MINUTEA... ******* where..." And the bitch just
doesn' t leave you alone and stands in front of the TV going on
about how your wasting your life and the "Its bad
for you!" Any no matter how much you know your' pissing her off,
you dent take yena' eyes off the TV. If yena' mom' s cool, she pawls
and stea' ms upstairs. If she' s a total bitch, she turns it off and you
sulk fer the next hour,
5. Yeu' re playing a decent game, almost got your chopper
gunner/ . Yeu' re - technique
is paying off. Then the phone 1' ings... ". l" You go
and hide in a ****** spot and sprint like a ************ with
lightweight fer the pheny. Answer with a
gqq Its yehr grandmother who just LOVES to talk...
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User avatar #42 - Nitrousnoxid (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Come unload the dishwasher

I can't i'm in the middle of a match

Just pause it

#75 - raincoatguy **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
User avatar #135 - big tater (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Here's one, use it if you wish:

So, you're doing excellent in free for all. Have a nice KDR, on the top. Then you look at the score and see someone's rising... "24 and 1?" you think to yourself, "That can't be legit". Then your eye's wander to the bottom of the list and see a guy going 3 and 24. Now you're pissed. You run around, looking for the best tactical insertion, spawn, killing place, and kill the ************* . But, OH, it's too late. That one guy already has an AC-130 and is two kills away from winning the game. You exclaim a huge, "FUUUUUUCK!" mom looks at you, and yells at you to get off. You go watch TV and think of how big of pricks those guys really are.

Just something recently that's been pissing me off.
#86 - potsmokingmonkey (07/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
this happens to me but not playing that ****** game. cod 4 was so full of win. and nazi zombies kicked ass. but mw2 and the new one are aimed at little kids and i hate cod now.
User avatar #78 - redJericho (07/21/2010) [-]
first of all, i like to think the clip is half full
second, i like to call it a pro pipe not a noob tube
#61 - welshdragon **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The worst one is when you work really hard to get an emergency airdrop and you get 4 ****** ammos!
#20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [-]
I stopped playing modern warfail 2 a while ago, the only time i had fun with mw2 was when i threw it in a lake.
User avatar #16 - stuckinapool (07/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
number five continued:
You finish your conversation with gran-gran, thinking to yourself "no way I'm still alive." You look at the screen and realize that you still are! " **** , I can still get that AC130/Chopper Gunner!" The very millisecond you pick up that controller- BOOOOM!!!!! *NoobTube*
#160 - leonardoCro **User deleted account** (07/22/2010) [-]
How about FJ get together in a MW2 party and kick ass.. Clan tag FJ ;)

That would be epic..
User avatar #156 - Mikeyrulez (07/22/2010) [+] (1 reply)
actually video games are not that bad for you they can enhance your hand eye coordination and it can improve your reflexes
#152 - KingArbeodyseus **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
number..... ****** ...... five.... alll... the.... ******* .....time.....
#131 - thechariot **User deleted account** (07/21/2010) [-]
Dont forget to check out Parts 2 and 3. Check the description for links.
User avatar #74 - Petroleum (07/21/2010) [-]
I push my mother out of the way if she's bothering me.
#49 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/21/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I have more:
1. You are the only person kicking ass on your team, and you are the game wining kill for the other team.... and its embarrasing.

2. 10 year olds say how much you suck cock at COD.
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolls 760,572,549** Doubles and i'll play this game
#29 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [-]
I hate when im playing call of duty listening to justin beiber naked when my brother walks in, and beats me with a stick until im bleeding profusely.. which wouldnt be so bad if i wasn't killed
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [-]
I would play this game, but i'm not a douche fag and i'm not mentally retarded.
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [-]
i hate when im playing this game in my moms basement where I live and my mom is screaming at me to stop being a ******* loser and do something with my life< TELL ME THIS DOESNT APPLEY TO EVERYONE HERE
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [-]
I have one for #6. Dont you just hate it when youre trying to play and you're getting a blowjob from your boyfriend and its so good that you stop for like 5 seconds and you get killed..
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/20/2010) [-]
LOL #4 applies to everyone that plays this game.. there was no need to say that.
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