Joke of the Day (19 July). Thanks for the thumbs on the first. I'll be posting more than just one joke from tomorrow onwards.<br /> July 20: /funny_pictur joke of the day hello your Mom anything whatever this that
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Joke of the Day (19 July). Thanks for the thumbs on the first. I'll be posting more than just one joke from tomorrow onwards.<br /> July 20: /funny_pictur

Thanks for the thumbs on the first. I'll be posting more than just one joke from tomorrow onwards.<br />
July 20: /funny_pictures/635469/Joke+s+of+the+Day+20+July/<br />
July 18: /funny_pictures/629079/Joke+of+the+Day+18+July<br />
EDIT: WOOOO number 1!! Thanks!

Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: ''I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: Wes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of
fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about
Husband 1: ''It was horrible. I came home, there' s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn' t paid the bill; so I had
to take my wife out to dinner which was so that I didn' t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an
hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that
I Couldn' t get it up for an hour and then I Couldn' t climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I Couldn' t fall
asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - anon id: 3a21c1d9
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(07/19/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 889,708,019** non dubs and everyone thumbs me down
User avatar #213 to #7 - BrotherOfSquiggly
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(07/20/2010) [-]
**BrotherOfSquiggly rolls 727,120,353** As for me aswell.
#210 to #7 - anon id: 7695cd73
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(07/20/2010) [-]
hurpa durpa
#8 to #7 - poopdicks **User deleted account**
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
damn your logic anon
#21 to #8 - Vakidis **User deleted account**
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
yes right on
#23 - NorwegianForestCat **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2010) [-]
Why are these women in an office? :/
User avatar #32 to #23 - halobro
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(07/19/2010) [-]
the break room Is a kitchen
#47 to #23 - negativity **User deleted account**
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
cuz office porn is ****** great
#26 to #23 - anon id: 1ca03b49
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(07/19/2010) [-]
excellent point good sir
#27 to #23 - NOTGILES **User deleted account**
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
The break room has a kitchen...
#39 to #27 - PoKiTRoKiT **User deleted account**
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
no they are in the break room, thats why theyre allowed to talk
#41 to #39 - NOTGILES **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2010) [-]
As long as they can talk while they cook... I'm cool with that...
#3 - FFVIIPWNS
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(07/19/2010) [-]
Yup. 'Cause the first thing I ask my coworkers is "Did you?"
#4 to #3 - TheCommenter **User deleted account**
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
well my dads boss just came home from vacation and i listened in on the call... apparently he got laid 4 times XD
#125 - anon id: dbfbdcd3
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(07/20/2010) [-]
Good job stealing jokes from sickipedia and then not giving them anything for it. You're and a class douche bag
User avatar #126 to #125 - woahboah
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/20/2010) [-]
um, but where did sickapedia get it from???
c'mon, its a joke, do you hear anyone in real life give credit when they tell a joke? very rarely
#128 to #126 - MyMumIsAWookie **User deleted account**
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/20/2010) [-]
You do on Sickipedia :P
You give a reference if you heard the joke. If you made it up yourself you dont have to
User avatar #127 to #126 - trevcars
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(07/20/2010) [-]
haha awesome!! Thumb for you!!
User avatar #112 - Dethlepricon
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(07/20/2010) [-]
at first i thought they had the same husband and he got exhausted being with the first wife
User avatar #57 - Jackk
Reply -14 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
Dubbs and i eat a handful of my own ****.
*Roll 2*
User avatar #61 to #57 - Jackk
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(07/19/2010) [-]
**Jackk rolls 95**
#108 to #61 - anon id: 6855a725
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(07/20/2010) [-]
good job. so close. but stillanonymous beat u to it. PIC OR I DIDN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!111111
User avatar #63 to #61 - NegativeFour
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(07/19/2010) [-]
**NegativeFour rolls 632,324,550**
redemption roll...
User avatar #64 to #63 - NegativeFour
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(07/19/2010) [-]
=D
#60 to #57 - laffsatjoke **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2010) [-]
fail
#62 to #57 - Letitfly **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2010) [-]
**Letitfly rolls 98**
#105 to #57 - anon id: 6855a725
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(07/20/2010) [-]
you should roll next time
User avatar #111 to #57 - ThunderHp
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(07/20/2010) [-]
for failing so bad you should eat a handful of my own ****.
User avatar #65 to #57 - stillanonymous
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(07/19/2010) [-]
**stillanonymous rolls 99** oh you're gonna ******* deliver.
User avatar #66 to #65 - stillanonymous
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(07/19/2010) [-]
YOU DONE GOOF'D!
#50 - anon id: c33f6f6f
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(07/19/2010) [-]
I would rather suck cocks to be honest.
User avatar #52 to #50 - TheReich
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(07/19/2010) [-]
I know anon. Now come here big boy.
#67 to #52 - anon id: 75ba4414
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(07/19/2010) [-]
mmm but not yours
#22 - thereallAshKetchum **User deleted account**
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
last time i checked bitches dont need electriticy to fix up a sandwich
#25 to #22 - aaronjzc **User deleted account**
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(07/19/2010) [-]
lol
#49 - IcyKitsune **User deleted account**
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(07/19/2010) [-]
Am i the only guy that would like being the second version? I think i am.

OH GOD! WHY AM I SUCH A BITCH!?!

/punch screen. Cool i am bleeding! Okay i am over it.
#124 - MayerBee **User deleted account**
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(07/20/2010) [-]
thats an awful lot of talking and complaining for a MAN!