Joke of the Day (19 July). Thanks for the thumbs on the first. I'll be posting more than just one joke from tomorrow onwards.<br /> July 20: /funny_pictur joke of the day hello your Mom anything whatever this that
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Joke of the Day (19 July)

 
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Joke of the Day (19 July). Thanks for the thumbs on the first. I'll be posting more than just one joke from tomorrow onwards.<br /> July 20: /funny_pictur

Thanks for the thumbs on the first. I'll be posting more than just one joke from tomorrow onwards.<br />
July 20: /funny_pictures/635469/Joke+s+of+the+Day+20+July/<br />
July 18: /funny_pictures/629079/Joke+of+the+Day+18+July<br />
EDIT: WOOOO number 1!! Thanks!

Two women are chatting in an office.
Woman 1: ''I had sex last night, did you?"
Woman 2: Wes."
Woman 1: "Was it good?"
Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in
five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"
Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour.
When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of
fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"
At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.
Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"
Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about
Husband 1: ''It was horrible. I came home, there' s no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn' t paid the bill; so I had
to take my wife out to dinner which was so that I didn' t have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an
hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that
I Couldn' t get it up for an hour and then I Couldn' t climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I Couldn' t fall
asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"
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#3 - FFVIIPWNS (07/19/2010) [-]
Yup. 'Cause the first thing I ask my coworkers is "Did you?"
#4 to #3 - TheCommenter **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
well my dads boss just came home from vacation and i listened in on the call... apparently he got laid 4 times XD
#7 - anon (07/19/2010) [-]
**anonymous rolls 889,708,019** non dubs and everyone thumbs me down
User avatar #213 to #7 - BrotherOfSquiggly (07/20/2010) [-]
**BrotherOfSquiggly rolls 727,120,353** As for me aswell.
#210 to #7 - anon (07/20/2010) [-]
hurpa durpa
#8 to #7 - poopdicks **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
damn your logic anon
#21 to #8 - Vakidis **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
yes right on
#23 - NorwegianForestCat **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Why are these women in an office? :/
#26 to #23 - anon (07/19/2010) [-]
excellent point good sir
User avatar #32 to #23 - halobro (07/19/2010) [-]
the break room Is a kitchen
#47 to #23 - negativity **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
cuz office porn is ****** great
#27 to #23 - NOTGILES **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
The break room has a kitchen...
#39 to #27 - PoKiTRoKiT **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
no they are in the break room, thats why theyre allowed to talk
#41 to #39 - NOTGILES **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
As long as they can talk while they cook... I'm cool with that...
User avatar #112 - Dethlepricon (07/20/2010) [-]
at first i thought they had the same husband and he got exhausted being with the first wife
#170 - anon (07/20/2010) [-]
Way to go to rip off someone else's joke from another website you fraud. Yes, this is from Sickipedia. You thieving bastard.
#124 - MayerBee **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
thats an awful lot of talking and complaining for a MAN!
#117 - anon (07/20/2010) [-]
A mans worst night is a ladies best, and a ladies best night is a mans worst. Welcome to the married world.
#131 to #117 - JoNJoShY (07/20/2010) [-]
This is when I really wish we could favorite a comment. :(
#168 - anon (07/20/2010) [-]
Sickipedia mother ****** .
#163 - anon (07/20/2010) [-]
Way to steal from Sickipedia CUNTS!!!
#22 - thereallAshKetchum **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
last time i checked bitches dont need electriticy to fix up a sandwich
#25 to #22 - aaronjzc **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
lol
#49 - IcyKitsune **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Am i the only guy that would like being the second version? I think i am.

OH GOD! WHY AM I SUCH A BITCH!?!

/punch screen. Cool i am bleeding! Okay i am over it.
#1 - anon (07/19/2010) [-]
dont tease! post the joke now! strike while the iron is hot!! (laughed my ass off btw)
#56 - Rushil **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Oh men, we so simple.
User avatar #173 - conorisepic (07/20/2010) [-]
so true, Sickipedia ftw, nothing spells a great night of laughter on Sickipedia, then a national disaster lol
#33 - achillies **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
its my birthday
User avatar #51 to #33 - wtfmoments (07/19/2010) [-]
achilles? didnt u get ****** by and arrow in ur heel or somethin? ur dead. happy bday in hell cause u had porn in ur room
User avatar #53 to #51 - TheReich (07/19/2010) [-]
They said I was dead too, and they never really knew, it was just a good guess. So **** off buddy...
User avatar #54 to #53 - wtfmoments (07/19/2010) [-]
o **** . attention all jews! go in my..... *you give me a dirty look* nuke testing area
User avatar #38 to #33 - Nekatroz (07/19/2010) [-]
Happy Birthday, take your present.
#36 to #33 - anon (07/19/2010) [-]
happy birthday bro.
#37 - UncleJim **User deleted account** (07/19/2010) [-]
Its funny cuz its true.
User avatar #10 - WolfPrince (07/19/2010) [-]
he goofed
User avatar #195 - BerryLicious (07/20/2010) [-]
Gotta love Sickipedia.
#175 - achillies **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
the joke of the day was on my birthday and now its at the top ...HOLY ****
#151 - IWannaTrollToo **User deleted account** (07/20/2010) [-]
Oh! So ******* hilarious!!!! No, shut the **** up.
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