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Some Funny Jokes pt 3. Enjoy some funny jokes I love <br /> Here is pt 4 guys!<br /> /funny_pictures/628839/Some+Funny+Jokes+pt+4/<br /> Wow f

Enjoy some funny jokes I love <br />
Here is pt 4 guys!<br />
/funny_pictures/628839/Some+Funny+Jokes+pt+4/<br />
Wow first page, never expected that to happen well that means more people can have a laugh, thanks guys

Vegas Coke Machine
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and
gets a Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.
She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.
Finally, the man behind her says, "Hey, lady. Do you think I could use the
machine?"
She replies, "Fuck off! Can' t you see I' m winning?"
Sneaking Home
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says,
You know, I don' t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we' been out
drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and
coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up
and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, youve obviously taking the wrong approach. I
screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the
closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife' s butt and say, 'Lets do it!' And, she' s
always sound asleep."
Scared monkey
Cine day a lion was walking around thejuggla sad and lonely, when he spotted a
monkey up in a tree. He yelled up to the monkey to come down and play, but the
monkey was too scared. So the lion asked the monkey what he could do to make
him feel comfortable enough to come down. The monkey said, " you tie yourself up
I' ll come down." So the lion ties himself up, but as the monkey came down he started
shaking.
The lion said, "Hey, monkey, you don' t have to be scared! I' m not going to eat you;
I' m tied up real tight."
l know," said the monkey. "That' s not why I' m shaking."
So why are you shaking?" asked the lion.
Well," said the monkey, "it' sjust that We never had sex with a lion before."
Run with us!
Cine fine day Mister Rabbit goes running around the forest.
He sees a giraffe rolling anoint. "Giraffe, giraffe! Why do you do drugs? Come run
with me instead!"
So the giraffe stops rolling disjoint and runs with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing lines. Says the rabbit: "Elephant,
elephant, why do you do drugs? Come run with us instead."
So the elephant stops and goes running with the two. Then they come across a
lion preparing a syringe. "Lion, lion," cries the rabbit, "Why do you do drugs?
Come run with us instead."
The lion, with a mighty roar, bangs the rabbit to smithereens.
No!" the giraffe and the elephant cry. "Why did you do that? All he was trying to
do was to help you out!"
The lion replied, "Damn rabbit always makes me run around the friggin' forest
when he' s on speed!"
This is going to be my last "Some Funny Jokes" unless more is wanted
by popular demand.
Thanks for reading, sorry if any retoasts
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