9.11 Creepy Numerology Coincidences

'Fuck' is a four letter word take all of those letters and you get 6+21= 27 3+11=17. So if you take 27-17=10 thats october, 21-11 thats the 10th. 62,127 is how many times the word is typed on 4chan every hour, 31,117 is how many people just got chlamydia in the united states. So if you add up all the numbers you get 93, 244. Which if was converted to percentage would be about 93,000% which is how much I don't give a fuck.

and if you get 1000 and subtract 89 you get 911 omg.
please this is a bunch of bullshit shoved up justin bieber's cum filled ass!

(yeah... i went there. didn't want to but had to)

OH SHIT GUYS GET THIS.
THERE WERE 6 GUYS TAKING A SHIT ON THE 11TH FLOOR WHEN THE PLANE CRASHED.
6 + 11= 17
AND IF YOU DIVIDE 17 IN HALF (8.5) AND THEN ADD THE HEIGHT OF ONE FLOOR (2.5 METERS) IT'S 11.
I KNEW IT WAS A CONSPIRACY!

IT'S WAS THE JEWS! and kyle almost got away with it, that sneaky asshole...

THUMBS is a 6 letter word. And if you add the numbers of the letters,
(20+8+21+13+2+19) then you get 83. 83 + 6 = 89. If you add the separate digits, 8 + 9, the you get 17. as of right now this picture was uploaded 22 hours ago so if you add 17+22 then you get 39. Plus, as of right now when im typing this, there are 584 comments.
And 584/39=14.97. Im just going to round that up to 15. Now again as of right now, the top comment on this picture has 32 thumbs. And 32 minus 15 is 17. (I didnt need a calculator for that one!) And once again, as of right now this is the 16th picture from the front on the front page. And we all know 17-16 =1. Which is how many thumbs up i gave this picture. Now some people say its a coincidence but hey, who knows

YOU FORGOT 1 THING! A few days prior to the event, Kyle got a 92 on his spelling test. 9+2=11. KYLE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11!

" ... now if you look at this picture of smoke coming out of the twin towers. See right here, I first thought it was a smudge, but when I enhance, you can clearly see... Kyles face. That means Kyle Brofloski IS responsible for.. 9/11

"black people" has 11 letters soo im blaming them.

Remember that there are in fact two towers. Two minus one is one; one one - 11; two minus one is one; one one, and there are nine members on Silverstein's board of directors. That's nine-one-one. Nine-eleven. And take 2 - 1 + 9/11 and you get 12, which leads us all to the mastermind of the 9/11 attacks. Twelve contains the numbers one and two, just like the toilet yesterday where somebody went number two instead of number one! And one and two with 911 and you get 914! Drop the 4 and it's 91! Exactly the score Kyle got on his spelling test twelve days after 9/11! Who has the most to gain from 9/11?! Kyle! Who was nowhere to be found the morning the towers fell?! Kyle! Who dropped the deuce in the urinal?! Kyle!

Umm...

This is dumb.

It's like saying,
"2+2=4, and 2X2=4!!!ZOMG CONSPIRACY!!!

AND SO THE MASTERMIND OF THE ENTIRE THING WAS




KYLE!

you almost got away with it you son of a bitch.

So on the last one I see a plane... 2 papers... a death skull... and the Jewish 6 pointed star... soooo... it appears that 2 paper airplanes will cause death to jews...

Fascinating.

T-this reminds me of m-m-my friend Eric's show and tell...