How Twilight Really Ends. Food for thought. Drew it by hand to save time. Cheers!<br /> EDIT: Guys. I'm still so psyched about being the top of the top. T twilight edward bella Erection sex fail
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How Twilight Really Ends

How Twilight Really Ends. Food for thought. Drew it by hand to save time. Cheers!<br /> EDIT: Guys. I'm still so psyched about being the top of the top. T

Food for thought. Drew it by hand to save time. Cheers!<br />
EDIT: Guys. I'm still so psyched about being the top of the top. Thank you, thank you! I'll enjoy these last few hours before it disappears at the 24 hour mark. I've got some other comics up, feel free to check them out!

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User avatar #80 - LazerFish (07/06/2010) [-]
The reason he can't get an erection is because he has a vagina
User avatar #122 to #80 - TheRealGrammarNazi (07/06/2010) [-]
I thoughtyou left me....
#83 to #80 - dambusta (07/06/2010) [-]
WIN
#114 to #83 - IleDile **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
correction: epic win.
#38 - Epicpenguin **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
since edwards a fag does he turn into a fruit bat?
#29 - mishhooty **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
ya the whole thing is either bestiality or necrophilia
#174 - Cheetz **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
Bella: ewww jacob licks his own balls and ass i pick .....BLADE!!
Blade: bitch get in the kitchen :D
#119 - bros **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
... wait. Edward Cullen has a penis?
User avatar #53 - didido (07/06/2010) [-]
nah... he doesn't need an erection for sucking jacob's dick xD
User avatar #411 - tehleetzorz (07/06/2010) [-]
but Jacob is unusually hairy, soo i pick

TEAM ROCKET!
#400 - MurderFork (07/06/2010) [-]
Things must be HARD for him
User avatar #403 to #400 - Omegatron (07/06/2010) [-]
Actually i things were a bit FLACCID for him
#325 - shmonkeyownz (07/06/2010) [-]
**shmonkeyownz rolls 474,329,543**
girls are magic, they make boneless places hard, they get wet without water, LOL JK ....they make us bacon sammiches
User avatar #189 - EdwardElric **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
o,0 I never thought of that... and yet they have sex and a baby anyway... WTF IS UP WITH THE LOGIC????
User avatar #195 to #189 - KimJongIr (07/06/2010) [-]
It's Twilight, Twilight was originally made to be read to down syndrome kids during story time. It's not supposed to make sense to normal people.
Even the down syndrome kids turned it down saying "THIS **** IS ******* RETARDED"

But later, in a study, they found out that 50% of teenage girls actually have a lower IQ than most kids with down syndrome, they added more faggotry so that the book could appeal more to their crowd. =D
#231 to #195 - THEJUNKIEtwo **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
that was funnier then everything on the front page
User avatar #193 to #189 - YourMomsMom (07/06/2010) [-]
u....know this!!!!
#118 - TheFixer **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
@edward cullen your doing it wrong
-Dracula
User avatar #170 - hentiagrl (07/06/2010) [-]
edward couldnt achieve erection any way she dosent have a dick
#117 - Rascal (07/06/2010) [-]
The only character I like in Twilight is Mike from the first book. He is the only one that treats Bella like a human, and he isnt an undead wife-beater or a pedophilic dog. Of course, that all turns off Bella because she has a lower IQ than a raisin.
User avatar #137 to #117 - Pedosnake (07/06/2010) [-]
i loled at the raisin part
#449 - Throbulator **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
He can't get an erection not because he hasn't got blood, but because he hasn't got a dick
#234 - Rascal (07/06/2010) [-]
What do you get when you take two dozen eggs, put them in a bowl, and mix the **** outta them??
User avatar #237 to #234 - MountainDewMe (07/06/2010) [-]
PENIS
#242 to #237 - DouchebagzRus **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
Its not penis, its... PEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS
#246 to #242 - LOLinternet **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
I didn't realize other people actually watch that! I feel so right at this site now.
#251 to #234 - DarkLordOfCorn **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
egg soup
#177 - archtron **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
That's almost sad.
#178 to #177 - Regalith **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
try hilarious
User avatar #60 - GlenAvon (07/06/2010) [-]
Wait isn't his skin rock hard already?
#39 - Rascal (07/06/2010) [-]
my guess is he has a constant erection since the blood's there but just doesn't move
#40 to #39 - midniterequiem (07/06/2010) [-]
my guess is that vampires aren't real, or if they are, they don't sparkle.
#121 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
It actually ends with Bella marrying Edward, and them having a baby. Ironically, Jacob falls in love with Bella's daughter. Yes, she has a daughter. Don't judge me. I was forced to listen.
#125 to #121 - FunkyDaJunky **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
its ok man, we all do crazy **** for pussy! :)
#127 to #125 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
Sometimes, I wonder if it's worth it *sob*
#131 to #127 - FunkyDaJunky **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
don't worry dude, just goto the **** section and fap it out!
User avatar #133 to #131 - JAlbastlkr (07/06/2010) [-]
i hope you both know its always worth the pussy
#136 to #133 - FunkyDaJunky **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
#132 to #131 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
I don't listen to Twilight ******** for nothing.
User avatar #179 to #132 - JAlbastlkr (07/06/2010) [-]
dude if a bitch wipped out her pussy and was liike ill **** your brains out if you watch faglight...id do it
#200 to #179 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
I would much rather attempt to pull one off with a drunk, fake titted blond, than a twilight fan girl. All they need is several drinks.
#199 to #179 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
Who wouldn't? But you think it's all that easy? Keep on dreaming. First, you have to listen to the book, then, you have to watch the movie (Movie expenses plus popcorn/coke), then you have to take her out for dinner. So in total, that's about $70 PLUS you gotta listen AND watch Twilight. Still think it's all that worth it?
User avatar #203 to #199 - JAlbastlkr (07/06/2010) [-]
bro im an anasthesiologist...i make 225,000 a year at the hospital im at...idgaf about the price...pussy is pussy bro
#207 to #203 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
Oh and, correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't your job label you as the "Pain killer boy". Giving patients their anesthetics when needed in order to relieve the pain? 225,000 a year. Out of your league, bro, lol.
#206 to #203 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
Oh and it's "Anesthesiologist". FYI.
#204 to #203 - GgGgGg **User deleted account** (07/06/2010) [-]
You can't buy time mate. Can't buy that..
User avatar #139 to #121 - Mrah (07/06/2010) [-]
that is just so perverted Dx
User avatar #289 to #121 - GaryMotherfckinOak (07/06/2010) [-]
Jacob = PedoWolf?
#498 - DeliriumSkeptor **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]

Team Edward or Team Jacob?

**** THAT, TEAM ROCKET FTW!!!

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