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High Times 1. Funny stuff, let's make it a nice 20+ thumbs. Rm Times This is an idea I had while watching Tosh. O all this content comes from highdeas. com, if

Funny stuff, let's make it a nice 20+ thumbs

Rm Times
This is an idea I had while watching
Tosh. O all this content comes from
highdeas. com, if you like these thumb it to
let me know and I' ll make more. Hope you
enjoyy
These are ideas people came up with while high
What if we all had drove cars that went hundreds
of miles per hour. Would we be able to adapt to
reacting at that speed? If so, would it make normal
time feel slower? Don' t ask me how this would
happen, just think what if....
1 was driving to my friends party flyin' pretty high. I
came to her street, but forgot which house was hers
and ended up driving around the block three times
singing mane cart in my head.
1 just spent three minutes trying to rub a period off
the end of a sentence on my screen because i thought
there was something on the screen and not a period.
Damn.
Life would be complete if I had my own personal
oompa loompa. We could smoke together. He' d cook
me breakfast. Give me massages. Sing me epic
songs. And tuck me in at night... Owhh how sweet
that would be...
This one time I got stoned out of my mind and got
lost in my back yard. I mean it I was like," Hey
where the hell am I," I was lost for about 5 minutes
Time machine alarm clock Hit the snooze and you
go back 2 hours... I fucking want one.
1 wish i could be famous just for having a cool
voice, i wouldnt have to do shit but talk. But id
have to be black cause the only white people with
distinctive voices are Gilbert Godfried and Fran
Dresta and theyre annoying as fuck. but black
people got Snoop Dogg and Morgan Freeman
if fish could talk.. the ocean would be loud as shit
Moushi: I' m pretty sure Mitch Hedberg said this,
When smiling bob came on w i thought, If they can
make a pill to make guys penis bigger, why cant they
make a pill to make girls vaginas tighter?
If Christians can convince people that a man died and
rose again
why the fuck can' t we convince the government to
legalize marijuana?
Here' s my plan:
1) Write on scrolls that weed is a gift from God
2) Sign Jesus' name
3) Hide that scroll in Israel
4) Wait.
i find it ironic when a bald guy gives me a haircut
1 always wonder this while driving on the freeway...
is there someone who is so far in front of me that
there is no one in front of him? Would that make him
lead car? Am I passing people or actually lapping
them? Maybe I just played too much Mario Kart.
just got excited to realize were like pretty much the
only species that can give out a 'thumbs up' gesture...
it' s so versatile, i just ended a whole conversation with
my thumb... ffing beat that insects.
So.. Its the tth of July..
And I just ripped white smoke from a red bong
which I lit with a blue lighter. ;)
Moushi: God bless America ))
how amazing are dogs not just you can pet them for
like 3 hours when your high. they have also avoided
natural selection by becoming our best friends... think
about it how fucked would dogs be without us? good
thing they tricked into loving them so much
do you think when spongebob and patrick are done
smoking their blunt they give the roach to plankton,
i mean it only makes sense
Sunglasses are meant to keep the sun out of our
eyes,
But if you think about it,
The only reason we have eyes is because of the sun.
Hope that brought some smiles to
your faces, if not, at least some
enlightenment-
Hop you liked it and don' t forget to
thumb!
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Views: 37357 Submitted: 07/05/2010