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The ultimate bill.

You shut your whore mouth when Billy Mays is on money!
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Submitted: 10/07/2009
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#74 - anonymous (10/15/2009) [-]
Billy mayes was so cool i almost cried when i first heared he died. tv is so quiet and empty without his commercials.
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#75 to #74 - anonymous (11/21/2009) [-]
Yeah, same here
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User avatar #73 - byakko (10/13/2009) [-]
Should make note that whatever you buy with this bill, you atutomatically get "DOUBLE THE ORDER!!!!!11!!!"
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#68 - cero (10/08/2009) [-]
hey it's Billy Mays with another amazing product! if you're like other americans you love to eat chipotle, but you hate all those terrible blood stains in your underwear! well now there's a product that can clean even blood stains caused by chipotle right off your underwear! Chipotlaway! just one chipotle burrito can lead up to a quarter cup of underwear blood! but Chipotlaway makes your underwear clean and ready for more! stop buying new underwear every time you eat chipotle! now you can eat all the chipotle you want and still have underwear that sparkles and shines! ORDER RIGHT NOW!
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#72 to #68 - anonymous (10/13/2009) [-]
MAKE BILLY MAYS GO AWAAAY! MAKE HIM GO AWAAAAAAY!
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#70 to #68 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
new south park episode. i get ya. good
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#66 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
billy mays died?
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#69 to #66 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
......AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH. get with the times!!
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#62 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
i just say one 5 minutes ago watchin tv billy mays is gone now. :(
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#64 to #62 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
Use his bill in the next ten minutes, and well double his enternity in HELL. Heres how to order
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#61 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
i dont see oxyclean commercials anymore rip :O
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User avatar #60 - LeoLeonardoIII (10/08/2009) [-]
oxi-clean commercials are'nt the same without billy mays. r.i.p. billy mays
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#59 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
hey comment #58 its "I'm Two steps away from jumping the seats and kicking you in the balls"

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#58 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
HI ITS BILLY MAYES HERE AND IM 2 ROWS AWAY FROM KICKING YOUR ASS!!!
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#65 to #58 - Mr Big (10/08/2009) [-]
wow really?
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#57 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
R.I.P. Billy Mays.
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#55 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
where can I get one of these, not a joke, I'm serious.
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User avatar #56 to #55 - SeekayFilms (10/08/2009) [-]
As am I. I need one of these.
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#50 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
Billy Mays!! I say that he deserves that right to be on a bill, forget being a president, I bet more people know of Billy Mays than the guy on the 50 dollar bill.
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#51 to #50 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
49.95 he shall be then
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#46 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
RIP billy.. now i got nothin to watch TV for....
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#63 to #46 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
no he beat the fuck ut f a prostitute
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User avatar #52 to #46 - emilyd (10/08/2009) [-]
i tend not to buy things from people who get the fuck beat out of them by prosititutes
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#49 to #46 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
Jesus Billy Mays is gonna make his second return listen he is on his first stage soon he will evolve into MEGAOXCLEAN and he will kill all other infomercials
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User avatar #48 to #46 - nejihyuuga (10/08/2009) [-]
Hi it's vince with shamwow
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#47 to #46 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
theirs alwasy the sham wow infomercial
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User avatar #45 - megmoney (10/08/2009) [-]
capslock...... ITS BILLY MAYS BUTTON!
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#44 - fuckthejapanese (10/08/2009) [-]
fuck the japs!
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#41 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
i think him jesus and chuck norris have the most epic beards ever
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#42 to #41 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
amen but you forgot Mr.T
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#40 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
This is hella funny
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User avatar #39 - mikedatike (10/08/2009) [-]
i miss him way more than i do ,michael jackson...... BUY THIS FUCKING PRODUCT NOW! IF YOUDO I WILL SOTP YELLING, OH FUCK WAIT I CANT DO THAT!!! BUY IT NOW YOU CUNT LICK OR ILL ASRAPE YOUR GRANDMA! LOOK AT THAT! MIGHTY PUTTY HOLD A TRUCK, A FUCKING TRUCK! THEY USE THIS PIECE OF SHIT TO HAUL OTHER PIECES OF SHIT! HOLY FUCK YOU GOTTA BUY THIS SHIT NOW!!!!
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#43 to #39 - OMGrose (10/08/2009) [-]
Imagine havin a conversation with him lol. HI IM BILLY MAYS WHATS UP? OH THATS COOL. :P
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User avatar #76 to #43 - SexyBitchOwns (11/28/2009) [-]
hhahaha so true!
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#35 - fatBEN sux (10/08/2009) [-]
rip poor guy
huy come the grinch didnt die when his heart enlarged
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#53 to #35 - xXMASON KUHNXx (10/08/2009) [-]
im gunna stalk u now baby
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#33 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
dude, this guy makes candlejack look ba
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#54 to #33 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
wtf? you both missed the last two letters??? is it the same person commenting himself or a coincedince?
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#36 to #33 - anonymous (10/08/2009) [-]
HAHAHA! Nice Freakazoid reference about candle jack! very ni
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